Let's get to know each other...
 

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

Emoplanet

Joey T is my friend

I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic novels, and baby animals.

Can we have pics of your daughter in two years?

:D

Where's the thread about sauces? That sounds good.

ROFL QFT

I have an addiction.

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

Oh yeah:

Hi, I'm Candi. I like puppies, sunshine and walks on the beach. My turn-offs are hairy guys, fake people and dolphin hunters.

CryForHelpPlanet

You people know enough about me.

I knew this thread would be a hit LOL. It already has more posts than my football thread. CHIEFSPlanet.... pfft.

dr. evil REP. +1

I like piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...65785055_n.jpg

LMAO

Really? Why? Because I'm interested in people I talk to on-line?

You sound like a very bored, or boring individual.

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!


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Eff, I was a few minutes too late.

LMAO OK.

Yes, exactly.

Well, shit.

I posted a pic though. Neener, neener, neener... go suck a wiener! :p

Do you not agree?

Those are the ones you gotta watch out for. What do the neighbors always say about the psycho on the evening news? "He was such a quiet man..."

let's save that for the ladies, shall we?

No I don't agree. I have plenty of friends in real life. A lot of really great ones. I also spend time on CP and interact with a lot of people. I'm interested in knowing more about many of those people. Obviously I'm a freak.

I don't recall ever saying you were friend-less.

Save the wieners!!!!

No you said I'm bored or boring. I'm neither. I just enjoy getting to know people. Maybe this isn't the right place for that.

No offense, Dr. Fever, but you know that I don't share that much personal info on here.

I know what you said.

Again, neither mentions anything about you being friendless.

You insinuated it did.

Luckily I know everything about you already. Reaching out to make friends on CP seems to be a bad idea lol. So be it.

Translation: "Try any angle you want, buddy, you're still not getting naked pics."

:huh:

You don't know me if you don't like me. :)

Reaching out to make friends: not a bad idea.

Reaching out to make friends with this bunch of psychopaths and mental defectives: bad idea.

:D

CP is like texting many times. True meanings are lost in cold letters and words. I was trying to get to know my fellow planeteers better. That's apparently not kosher and that's cool. It's just not how I am.

Wait, what do the Jews have to do with it?

Yes, but I feel as though I should grace your thread w/ a little Lumpy history to help get others interested in sharing their stories. But then that lump 3 feet above my ass started working and told me not to do it. :D

He's using me to get Gonzo nudes. No worries. I'm not budging! :harumph:

:popcorn:

You don't need to share if you don't want to Lump. No one needs to. You and I are already friends. I was just trying to make a few more here. If people aren't good with that it's fine. You may notice I didn't share anything in the OP that I haven't shared before elsewhere.

You're going to be disappointed dude.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

I'm your worst nightmare!!!

As long as you don't try to "butter my popcorn" I'm golden.

You should've LeBron James'd that shit.

In that case, I'll just sit back and eat :popcorn:.

Heh I think it's pretty much over. Lead balloon and all.

Get your God damn hands out of my popcorn bucket!

If you met me and didn't know who I was, you'd think I was a gentleman....and you'd be right.

Since I've never met you, l'll continue to think you're a waste of skin.

No, bitch! This is my bag of Orville Redenbacher. You're eating that Dollar General knock-off brand, Orwin Redendcrotcher.

I happen to LIKE tuna flavored popcorn, you heartless wench!

Suit yourself. How's the menstrual butter?

Ok you spoiled meat sack.

I expected more from you. No, ... wait, ... I didn't.

In 12 years, I think I've done a pretty good job of protecting my anonymity so I have to be careful what I say. Sorry buddy.

You guys are bunch of cynical ****s.

I'm Jim, I'm 45. I was born in Kansas City but grew up in Maryland; I moved out to Indianapolis about a year ago for work, but the job hasn't worked out as well as I've hoped, so I'm applying for different jobs and may move again soon.

My day job is digital printing, but my degree is in History with a focus on Medieval Europe. In about a month, if everything goes well and the financing comes through, I'll be starting my MA program in Military History. I write a semi-regular article on history at www.historynuggets.com - at first it was daily, then semi-weekly, then whenever I could - but I've been on hiatus for a couple of months now while I get everything straight with work and getting set up for school; I'm hoping to start it up again soon. I've been into swordfighting and medieval reenactment and living history since I was 15, but I'm not able to do it as much as before because of age and aggravating injuries.

No kids, no pets, straight, single, raised Unitarian but now a non-denominational Christian disillusioned with church, registered Democrat but functionally middle-of-the-road, white with lineage traceable back to European royalty, wear a mustache, drive a Magnum.

That's about it. Nice to meetcha!

What? ROFL

Polesmoking is not an addiction

Don't Jonbenet Ramsey me for this, but here goes. Im 27 with a degree from KSU in milling science and am currently airborne infantry. I like the Chiefs, Royals and that video of Steve Beurlein getting his finger broke.

What is 'milling science'? Is that literally, operating a mill?

It's funny the things I remember about people on here. You were Beer Me, Beer Bacon, you tend to be a left leaner- not a criticism btw, you once told a story on here about how proud your daughter made you for something nice she did for another kid in school. I even remember here name. Guess it just impacted me in some way. Keep playing them sweet tunes on KUDL brutha!

I think it's kind of like loitering.

I believe beer bacon is another user. Could be wrong.

The physics of gradual reduction. Lotta math and science.

Ah, okay. I don't know what 'gradual reduction' is - I spent my time pent up in the liberal arts buildings - but I know what physics is, so I'll go with that. Thanks.

taking something big and making it smaller

Okay, that I understand.

The Jets have been doing it with their playoff chances for years. BOOM

My name is Saul. I believe in love, continuous self-improvement, and the excellence of man.

Ya know, I typed it all out and put it on here. Then realized this place ain't what it used to be, so I took it down. You want to know about me? Shoot me a PM. I'm not shy if I know you.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a mans soul and faith. And I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate.

I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change. Killed the Czar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain. I rode a tank, held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged. And the bodies stank.

I watched with glee While your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made. I shouted out, Who killed the Kennedys? When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste and I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached bombay.

Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints. As heads is tails just call me lucifer cause I'm in need of some restraint. So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.

I agree with this. :thumb:

I am Peyton Goddamn Manning

I like killing things, drinking single malt scotch and banging my ol' lady.

What else is there? **** you. That's what.

I once ran a marathon because it was on my way. My small talk has altered world policy. Bigfoot has a photo of ME. I drink dos equis. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I'll **** a fat chick.

I am Duncan Macleod, born 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am Immortal, and I am not alone. For centuries we have waited for the time of the Gathering, when the stroke of a sword and the fall of a head will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one

That actually made my skin crawl.

There is an idea of a Fire Me Boy!; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Fire Me Boy. How thought provoking.