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KChiefer 08-22-2012 09:12 PM

Racism is a funny thing...
 
I had a Directv installer here yesterday. So, we were connecting the receivers and he says, "Who's from California? I saw that license plate in your driveway."

I say, "Oh, that's my sister's that lives in Oakland, CA."

Keeping the conversation rolling, I asked, "Have you ever been to the bay area?" FTR, the guy is Asian, with an accent. As I was asking this I had the slight thought(is this racist of me to ask???) I think because I almost asked if he WAS from Cali.

Anyways, in reply he says, "Oh yeah, I've been to Oakland. There's A LOT of black people there."

WTF?!?!?!?

Sofa King 08-22-2012 09:16 PM

/That's racist gif.... all 20 versions of the gif

Phobia 08-22-2012 09:18 PM

Skip Towne is Asian?

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843219)
Skip Towne is Asian?

No that's boss. He's Asian
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Setsuna 08-22-2012 09:34 PM

Are you white KChiefer? If you are then I know why he said what he said. It seems Asians believe they aren't grouped together with the blacks and hispanics in terms of minorities, so they think they're in the white category instead. You see it quite a bit among blacks and hispanics. They just get along better. In turn, whites and asians also get along better. That's just how it is.

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8843271)
Are you white KChiefer? If you are then I know why he said what he said. It seems Asians believe they aren't grouped together with the blacks and hispanics in terms of minorities, so they think they're in the white category instead. You see it quite a bit among blacks and hispanics. They just get along better. In turn, whites and asians also get along better. That's just how it is.

reported, blatant racism.

Always trying to keep the white man down...
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Deberg_1990 08-22-2012 09:36 PM

There's a lot of white people in KC

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:37 PM

Why we get the Asians? I'm smart enough, I want someone to do the hard work for me in my group of friends
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KChiefer 08-22-2012 09:37 PM

I'm ginger, a minority all its own.

L.A. Chieffan 08-22-2012 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8843271)
Are you white KChiefer? If you are then I know why he said what he said. It seems Asians believe they aren't grouped together with the blacks and hispanics in terms of minorities, so they think they're in the white category instead. You see it quite a bit among blacks and hispanics. They just get along better. In turn, whites and asians also get along better. That's just how it is.

Setsuna... how thoughtful.

Shogun 08-22-2012 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8843271)
Are you white KChiefer? If you are then I know why he said what he said. It seems Asians believe they aren't grouped together with the blacks and hispanics in terms of minorities, so they think they're in the white category instead. You see it quite a bit among blacks and hispanics. They just get along better. In turn, whites and asians also get along better. That's just how it is.

In my experiences black people for the most part hate Mexicans.

Shogun 08-22-2012 09:38 PM

except the women

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843282)
In my experiences black people for the most part hate Mexicans.

They think Mexicans are taking something from them.



Welfare
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buddha 08-22-2012 09:41 PM

There are a lot of black people in Oakland. It's not racist...it's true.

topher79 08-22-2012 09:43 PM

People are so careful these day to NOT be racist that they perceive the most innocuous things as being racist.

Talking about race does not equal racist. It is in fact the only way to overcome it.

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher79 (Post 8843304)
People are so careful these day to NOT be racist that they perceive the most innocuous things as being racist.

Talking about race does not equal racist. It is in fact the only way to overcome it.

I agree, I talk about people of color all the time
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Bugeater 08-22-2012 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843282)
In my experiences black people for the most part hate Mexicans.

Well you would know since you're the official black person of Chiefsplanet.

Phobia 08-22-2012 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher79 (Post 8843304)
People are so careful these day to NOT be racist that they perceive the most innocuous things as being racist.

Talking about race does not equal racist. It is in fact the only way to overcome it.

Agreed. I am the token white guy on a black softball team, yo. Just talk to black people like you would anybody else and drop a little bit of shit on them. They'll love you for it. When they start calling you "black man" you know you did something right.

d3c0y55 08-22-2012 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher79 (Post 8843304)
People are so careful these day to NOT be racist that they perceive the most innocuous things as being racist.

Talking about race does not equal racist. It is in fact the only way to overcome it.

Racist ;)

Phobia 08-22-2012 09:50 PM

This thread is like, 12 minutes old. Setsuna been in here yet?

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843314)
Well you would know since you're the official black person of Chiefsplanet.

In my mind he looks a lot like snoop dogg
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Shogun 08-22-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843314)
Well you would know since you're the official black person of Chiefsplanet.

ROFL I dont know why people think I'm black.

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843329)
This thread is like, 12 minutes old. Setsuna been in here yet?

Yeah. Must have sneaked in past you
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KcMizzou 08-22-2012 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8843330)
In my mind he looks a lot like snoop lion
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Ahem, FYP.

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843332)
ROFL I dont know why people think I'm black.

It's the swag.

SAUTO 08-22-2012 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843356)
Ahem, FYP.

How do you know he has afro?
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beach tribe 08-22-2012 09:59 PM

That's all he said?
So he's racist for making an observation?
Sounds like some people are just way to sensitive to the subject of race.

Bugeater 08-22-2012 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843332)
ROFL I dont know why people think I'm black.

I read it on the internet.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...22&postcount=4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8036922)
Shogun is the only black member here.


Shogun 08-22-2012 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843375)

Rofl I think thats the thread that got it goin

A Salt Weapon 08-22-2012 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843282)
In my experiences black people for the most part hate Mexicans.

That has been my experience as well.
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beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topher79 (Post 8843304)
People are so careful these day to NOT be racist that they perceive the most innocuous things as being racist.

Talking about race does not equal racist. It is in fact the only way to overcome it.

The racists are not actually the people that keep racism so alive and in the minds of everyone else. They are all pretty much in the middle of nowhere. It's the people who constantly pull the race card, and the ones who freaking tip toe around it and "*gasp*" at ANYTHING remotely race related.

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:06 PM

IMO, it's not racist to acknowledge one's race or differences in that race. The racism, to me, is the thought process of inferiority/superiority that some accompany that thought with.

Bugeater 08-22-2012 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8843378)
Rofl I think thats the thread that got it goin

No, it goes back to Saturday at the K.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=225

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:07 PM

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beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843393)
IMO, it's not racist to acknowledge one's race or differences in that race. The racism, to me, is the thought process of inferiority/superiority that some accompany that thought with.

That, or just the outright hate of another ethnic group.
Crazy how only white people are viewed as being capable of this, and some black people actually believe that it's impossible for them to be racist because they are black. They seriously believe this.

beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:09 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OPonUwpcs4I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Shogun 08-22-2012 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843398)
No, it goes back to Saturday at the K.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=225

ROFL Joey is still banned

Ceej 08-22-2012 10:11 PM

Where my white people at??

Holllllla.

beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:12 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N6BrK2rPAP8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 8843401)
That, or just the outright hate of another ethnic group.
Crazy how only white people are viewed as being capable of this, and some black people actually believe that it's impossible for them to be racist because they are black. They seriously believe this.

I know this very well may come out wrong, but here it is. Keep in mind I've had black friends my whole life and I chose to evaluate a person by his/her merits not the color of their skin, but I find myself feeling incomfortable in my skin when meeting some black people because of the superiority they exhibit.

KChiefer 08-22-2012 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 8843370)
That's all he said?
So he's racist for making an observation?
Sounds like some people are just way to sensitive to the subject of race.

I'm not declaring him a racist, nor did I find it offensive. If you can't find the humor in this, I don't know what to tell you.

But FTR, do you think he would have said that if I myself was black?

If I asked someone if they've been to San Diego, Miami, Detroit, Indianapolis and New York and their response was Mexican, Cuban, Black, White, and Jewish, I'd think they have a strange method to sightseeing.

My response to what this guy said yesterday was, "yeah, it's really a melting pot out there. People of all races and creeds."

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 8843416)
Where my white people at??

Holllllla.

Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843433)
Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.

Insanity. I eat all 3 on a regular basis and is trumped only by supermodel sex (which I don't get on a regular basis)

Bugeater 08-22-2012 10:22 PM

KcM is so white, he makes the rest of us white people feel like we're black.

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843458)
KcM is so white, he makes the rest of us white people feel like we're black.

I like to help in any way I can.

beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843433)
Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.

I FN LOVE fried chicken.

beach tribe 08-22-2012 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843429)
I know this very well may come out wrong, but here it is. Keep in mind I've had black friends my whole life and I chose to evaluate a person by his/her merits not the color of their skin, but I find myself feeling incomfortable in my skin when meeting some black people because of the superiority they exhibit.

I'm sorry. I don't follow.
I just really don't get what you mean.
You feel inferior?
You feel as if they treat you as if you're inferior?
You feel as if they just think they are superior?

ThaVirus 08-22-2012 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843393)
IMO, it's not racist to acknowledge one's race or differences in that race. The racism, to me, is the thought process of inferiority/superiority that some accompany that thought with.

Pretty much this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843429)
I know this very well may come out wrong, but here it is. Keep in mind I've had black friends my whole life and I chose to evaluate a person by his/her merits not the color of their skin, but I find myself feeling incomfortable in my skin when meeting some black people because of the superiority they exhibit.

But I'm not sure I'm following here. Are you saying that they exude a sense of superiority, as in they come off as, like, super confident in your eyes? Or that they seem to have the demeanor that they are somehow better than you?

CHENZ A! 08-22-2012 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843433)
Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.

Same. also, I'm a fantastic dancer.

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 8843475)
I'm sorry. I don't follow.
I just really don't get what you mean.
You feel inferior?
You feel as if they treat you as if you're inferior?
You feel as if they just think they are superior?

I feel as if they treat me as I'm inferior.

CHENZ A! 08-22-2012 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843494)
I feel as if they treat me as I'm inferior.

I say **** ANYBODY who acts like that.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 10:34 PM

Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843494)
I feel as if they treat me as I'm inferior.

Maybe they're just dicks.

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 8843497)
I say **** ANYBODY who acts like that.

That's how I feel as well, however, it's a walk on egg shells.

ShortRoundChief 08-22-2012 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843501)
Maybe they're just dicks.

Which is quite possible, like I said, I have a ton of black friends who don't act like ****heads. The problem isn't even that they are acting like ****heads, it's how they act like ****heads.

BIG_DADDY 08-22-2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 8843475)
I'm sorry. I don't follow.
I just really don't get what you mean.
You feel inferior?
You feel as if they treat you as if you're inferior?
You feel as if they just think they are superior?

I am totally with you on that one.

BIG_DADDY 08-22-2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843494)
I feel as if they treat me as I'm inferior.

Are you Chinese?

BigMeatballDave 08-22-2012 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843280)
I'm ginger, a minority all its own.

Uh. You may be required to post a pic of you flexing with a Chiefs cap on just so we know you're not billay.

Its a credibility thing...

ThaVirus 08-22-2012 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 8843494)
I feel as if they treat me as I'm inferior.

That's been my experience with the majority of the Indian people I've encountered in my life. Not sure if I've just met all the douchey ones or what...

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843280)
I'm ginger, a minority all its own.

I hear your people have no souls. True or false?

KChiefer 08-22-2012 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.

Reminds me of this youtube that was posted here a while back.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vBlF-p3YMw4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843527)
Reminds me of this youtube that was posted here a while back.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vBlF-p3YMw4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I remember that. I'd pay the dude just for the entertainment value.

Phobia 08-22-2012 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.

You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843535)
You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4

That's a very kind way of calling bullshit.

SPchief 08-22-2012 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843433)
Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.

If you haven't had lutfi's, you haven't had good catfish

SPchief 08-22-2012 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.

Suckers

Ceej 08-22-2012 10:48 PM

I love fred chicken and watermelon.

Hate catfish.

But I do love me some Family Matters and Fresh Prince, yo.

listopencil 08-22-2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843314)
Well you would know since you're the official black person of Chiefsplanet.

That's bullshit. I want to be the official black person of Chiefs Planet. I'm not black, but it would be cool.

KChiefer 08-22-2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843522)
I hear your people have no souls. True or false?

My body will have three until the day I get caught in a bear trap, die, or start rooting for the donks. If it's gotta happen I'm praying for the 1st two.

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843557)
My body will have three until the day I get caught in a bear trap, die, or start rooting for the donks. If it's gotta happen I'm praying for the 1st two.

Thanks. South Park didn't explain that.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843535)
You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8843543)
Suckers

Yeah. We fell for it. LMAO

Truth be told, that stuff actually does work well! It's called Advanage 20X. It was a bit pricey, but hey, we didn't mind paying for great entertainment, too. The guy definitely earned his commission that night.

Bugeater 08-22-2012 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8843556)
That's bullshit. I want to be the official black person of Chiefs Planet. I'm not black, but it would be cool.

Well it's not like Shogun is embracing the role, nor is he actually black either, so I guess the title is yours if you want it. Enjoy.

SPchief 08-22-2012 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843571)
Yeah. We fell for it. LMAO

Truth be told, that stuff actually does work well! It's called Advanage 20X. It was a bit pricey, but hey, we didn't mind paying for great entertainment, too. The guy definitely earned his commission that night.

Have I ever told you about some great knives you can own?

KChiefer 08-22-2012 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843565)
Thanks. South Park didn't explain that.

I understand your confusion. Those kids are from CO though. If you are born within proximity of pile-high, you are devoid of soul. That whole episode was just Cartman deflecting his own ugly truth.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8843602)
Have I ever told you about some great knives you can own?

Sorry. We don't buy knives from white folks.

BIG_DADDY 08-22-2012 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843623)
Sorry. We don't buy knives from white folks.

Yea you do, knives, guns and weed if you want the good stuff.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 8843635)
Yea you do, knives, guns and weed if you want the good stuff.

STFU

Psst... I figured the other guy was the fuzz. Got any heavy stuff?

Chiefshrink 08-22-2012 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buddha (Post 8843295)
There are a lot of black people in Oakland. It's not racist...it's true.

This !

This is how bad political correctness has become in our country when you can't even use your 1st Amendment rights to make an observation:rolleyes:

SPchief 08-22-2012 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefshrink (Post 8843655)
This !

This is how bad political correctness has become in our country when you can't even use your 1st Amendment rights to make an observation:rolleyes:

:spock:


guns rule

Phobia 08-22-2012 11:48 PM

anybody want a free carpet cleaning?


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