100-Year-Old Mysterious Package In Norway Set To Be Opened
 

Interesting... Really.

Cool.

On another note, WTF is with all the copycat avatars?

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There's a movie coming out that's sort of like this.

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The Possession.

I bet its a poo

What if it's like the formula for cold fusion or something and could have spared millions of lives and wars and feuding and all that shit?

What a dick.

A vaccine for cancer. I ****ing know it.

They set us up the bomb.

I like your style.

If that's what it is, we should attack Norway immediately and take that shit.

The first porn film

Do not open until December 21, 2012.

I believe that should be half of a century Huff Po. Why would anyone care about something that was locked away for 5 years and does any website that pretends they are news have an editor?

WHAT YOU SAY

Al Capone's vault.

It's a bottle of rum.

Inside is a little piece of paper and written in tiny writing it says, "I farted in the package and sealed it up."

A smaller box that says don't open it till 3012.

about time

I hope they open it and it explodes in their face like looney tunes.

Yeah. a bunch of those spring loaded snakes jump out.

Doc's alive!

It will be filled with the answers to the plot holes left in Ridley Scott's "Prometheus"

A very small Mayan will jump out while Ashton Kutcher tells them they've all been punk'd

It's a crude drawing of a penis and a naked woman.

I'm betting it's just another '57 Belvedere.

'The Knowing'

Just some tins of kippered snacks.

It's Matt Cassel's contract extension.

That'd be hilarious.

Or a spider with 6 legs.

:bang::bang::bang:

Join the Cassel avatar club.
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Box of condoms.

this is the best post of the thread, by far. you win one internet.

It's a vial containing the virus that starts the zombie apocalypse. Mark. My. Words.

This kind of reminds me of the whole Al Capones vault C F. Anyone remember that? Geraldo Rivera standing around in there with an old stop sign, empty gin bottles, some dust bunnies and his thumb up his ass. To this day, I think that is the hardest I have ever seen anyone get owned. They had pimped that for weeks and........FAIL!

The ratings were through the roof for one night, but his credibility was forever gone after that stunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P84OKTUx6LY

I remember that. Him firing the Tommy Gun saying "Weapon down range!" before firing is what I remember best. What a fantastic failure that show was.

Does anybody else wish we could just fast forward to Sunday?

I can't ****ing wait to see what's in this box!!!

I bet it's a dildo shaped like a herring. Those scandinavians sure do like herring.

I bet it's a nuclear powered hand warmer.

Lutefisk.

Amazing if it was the first trollface meme drawing.

Or just a brick.

The OP says it will be opened today the 24th.

hahaha

Jebediah plows her field Vol. 5

Amish pr0n is the best!

Then it won't be 100 years old when they open it.

It's gonna usher in the end of the world because people couldn't wait 48 hours...

A fake sailor's beard made of pubic hair.

It's no coincidence...

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I bet it's news clippings of this guy saving a young Adolf Hitler from drowning during an ice skating vacation in Austria.

It is a Gray's Sports Almanac from 2012-2024

That would be cool.

I never thought about this, but how frustrating would it be to get something like that in 1912, knowing that it could be used to make a ton of money, but you'll be dead before you can take advantage of it?

That would make for a fun short story.

ROFL what a back fire that would be

Kind of depressing if that were the case

It's the plans for this new thing called the internet. It's gonna change the world!

Maybe it is more documents to get the norway killer a longer jail term then 10 to 21 years?

Turns out to be a fart in a jar.

It said today, live at noon EST? Nothing appears to be going on at the site.

They're making a big production out of it. Who knows when they'll actually get around to opening the package?

http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

Here we go...Al Capone's vault time!

A bunch of ****ing cloth?

Letters, documents, notebooks...

What the heck is that? It's levitating on its own. And that material is so shimmery. I've never seen anything like it.

Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of papers.

I'll bet it was just some stuff he was going to throw out in the trash.

Still more intriguing than Al Capone's vault.

What's going on? All I can see is a black screen, the video stream won't load.

I'M MISSING IT!!!

I think it's over. I'm just getting a very odd Scandinavian violin performance now.

****!!!

The biggest revelation in a century and I ****ing missed it!

The only odd thing is that you've seen more than one Scandinavian violin performance...

It has been opened, now they are looking at is all in more detail in the back and then they will bring it back onstage I believe.

It's a recipe book or a treasure map.

And then they will read it and the old gods will rise up out of the deep and the world will end.

****ing white people...

Now I'm getting two guys playing some sort of musical instruments that I've never seen before. They look like a mix between a clarinet and a cow horn. ("They" being the instruments, not the guys.)

Now one of them is playing something that looks like an alpenhorn, but with a pitch very similar to a bugle or trumpet.

Good.

I'm to old to relive the summer of 94...

You just know the papers read, "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

A crummy commercial!? Damn.