In the middle of Packer Land, what should I do to piss off the natives?
45 minutes from Green Bay. Hey, its preseason, but I still can have fun.
I have a flag pole in front of my building. I have a big 4 X 6 chiefs flag that is going up tomorrow. Reerun_KC thinks I should also hang upside down a packer flag. They take their packers pretty seriously here. Suggestions? |
Get a Matt Casshole = Pro Bowler tshirt. That will piss them off for sure. errr maybe that will just piss me off.
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A big purple flag with the number 4 on it should do the trick.
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Maybe a flag that says "just say no to cheese" right under the chiefs flag.
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Wear a Brett Favre Vikings jersey
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Pee on a poster of Lombardi
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Be good looking
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Wear Chiefs jersey and tell them all that you are happy KC screwed up their perfect season. That and throw poo at Lambeau Field.
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I live in Madison. If you're up by Appleton/Green Bay, nothing pisses them off more than the Bears.
I've tried pissing them off with Chiefs stuff, but they just go "Super Bowl I, dude." You might be better off telling them they're all fat. Which they are. |
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Brag about KC winning one Super Bowl. That'll get em!
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Tell them your fake Chiefs stock is worth more than their fake Packer Stock.
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Tell them Brett Favre is your bottom bitch
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Wear a Michigan T-shirt and a Chief hat. That should do it.
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Tell them Vonnie Holliday was a shitty free agent acquisition
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Tell them all Anthony Toribio needed to become a better player was to get away from that shithole Green Bay. And some good coaches.
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Shout RICKY STANZI whilst sticking a bratwurst over your pecker
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We're going to get killed. They'll be pissed about last year. You should probably just keep a low profile and hope they feel sorry for you.
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Tell them about all the Superbowls the Chiefs have won, that will piss them off
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"15-1"
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Good luck with trying to piss them off at home with the team they have.
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Talk about their history. Tell them Lombardi was overrated. Tell them Starr sucked.
Packers fans are very touchy about their history. Wear a shirt that says "Lombardi = Overrated" or something along those lines. |
Something pooping on GB.
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Wear a farve Jersey and a chiefs hat. :p
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I got turned down. :grr: |
Have a clothespin over your nose and act as if there cheese really stinks.
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Spray paint "was gay" under Lombardi on the street sign.
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Get a shirt that just says Packers on it and put "fudge" above it... or a picture of fudge.
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throw poop at
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As shitty as the Chiefs have been the past decade while the Packers have been curb stomping the league, and since most people from Wisconsin that I encounter are pleasant folks, I'd just be a gracious guest and eat some cheese kurds and drink some beer.
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It's probably more un-boring and very iowanian than you'd know, especially if you've ever been out on the town in my general vicinity.
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Fly your flag----remember it is preseason.
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This. Of all the fans to harass, the Packers' fans would be waaaay down the list. |
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BTW, if anybody here loves football history, you should visit the Packer museum at Lambeau field. It's mighty impressive, and there are some damn cool items to look at from football's early days. Really interesting stuff.
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If you think you have too many teeth, you could wear a shirt saying, "Sandusky learned EVERYTHING he knew from Lombardi."
How about, "Why are all the holes in green bay cheese only 3-inches deep?" If your in the nosebleeds, tell ppl around you their dead relatives that got those seats must not of been that important. Get a mini GB helmet and use it as a codpiece. Well, it was nice knowing you. ;) |
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Nice MST3K find... (Cinematic Titanic now on Hulu! W000t!1!) |
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