Tyler Palko doing well these days
 

LMAO

http://www.nesn.com/2012/09/tyler-pa...or-chiefs.html

http://mt.nesn.com/.a/6a0115709f071f...b0d6970d-400wi

Just living the dream man.

That store has to be doing well!

People lining up for autographs!

I'm not mad at discounted kicks. Go 'head PALKOOOOO

You know, he beat out Flacco

Seeing as how there is 0 credability to this story, im not sure why it's thread worthy.

Dunno if I believe it. Dude was in the league for 4 or 5 years. He should have a mil or 2 in the bank.


EDIT: That isn't even what his wiki says. It says he's working at an insurance company and doing pre and post game coverage for Pitt.
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ROFL

Has to be fake

He's not throwing footballs anywhere.

Gotta make some cash. :shrug:

Sounds familiar
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2...-albundy33.jpg

I don't think shitty fringe players make as much as you think they do.

He probably has a couple hundred K still, but I doubt he'd have 2 million even if he saved every penny he earned from his NFL 'career'.

It's still fake, but you know.

Yeah, if you substitute "interceptions" for "touchdowns." LMAO

Don't kick a guy when he's down. Jeez.

What's he supposed to do? Not work, I guess.

Rookie minimum is about 200k. A 5 year vet like him should have made about 500k last year.

So yeah, I'd say he's made between a mil or 2 during his career.
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If only Matt Cassel were selling shoes.

:LOL::LOL:
That was my thought as well.

did you by any chance have something to do with that?

Yeah. Guys like Palko try so ****ing hard and never give up but eventually fail in the end because of factors beyond their control such as size, stature, arm strength, childhood coaching, etc. The guy went undrafted and never looked back for 6 years.

That's why pukes like David Wilson who cried when he fumbled make me sick. Try being Tyler ****ing Palko, David. You'll shrivel up your tear ducts.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

he would drop every pair he picked up. lol

hahahahaha I live in Aberdeen. no shit im going there tomorrow n finding out this is too funny.

Cool, tell him, Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis hi. I hear they are ALL working at the Payless in Aberdeen. :thumb:

then the feds swoop in and take 35% of that salary each year, too. ****ers

I'm picturing a gif of him missing putting a shoe on some chick's foot like he missed putting a hat on his head.

59% of his passes? Sign him.

He was the best.

Remember when wikipedia said that Dallas Clark was a member of the Chiefs?

I thought he was starting for the Washington Sentinels?

More importantly, where is Kelli Croyle now???

We need pics.

JOHNSON COUNTY, KS (KCTV) -- Tyler Palko, a former quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, was arrested Sunday in Johnson County, Kansas.

According to the Johnson County Detention Bureau's Booking and Release report, 37-year-old Palko was booked into the jail at 12:15 a.m.

According to the report, he was arrested for driving under the influence (DUI).

He posted a $1,300 cash bond and released just after 5 a.m.

No further details regarding the situation that led up to his arrest are available yet.

https://www.kctv5.com/tyler-palko-ar...d547bb020.html

Wow. Palko is 37 now. So he was like 27-28 when he played for us. A seasoned vet!

I was going to mention that and saw your post. He was QB with the Pitt Panthers but Coach Dave Wannsted picked Tyler Palko for the starting job. Flacco was offered a slot at Delaware and saw that Rich Gannon had played his college ball there, so Joe transferred to Delaware and was drafted in the first round by the Ravens. Here is Joe in his Pitt uniform where he sparingly in 4 games.

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...8319?s=594x594

Joe Flacco at Delaware

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/e9c...pjpg&auto=webp

Palko at Pitt had a career of 66 touchdown passes, which was second to Alex Van Pelt. He passed 8,343 yards, second to Dan Marino.

According to Wikipedia Tyler Palko is living in Scottsdale, Arizona and does weekly broadcasts on the Pitt Panthers channel on Comcast.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKljmzqVYAAUkLS.jpg

Was he receiving road head at the time, though?

No word on where Billay was last night, so maybe.

Still rolling the bones

That dude will forever say he got an NFL win thanks to a Hail Mary to Dexter McCluster. If I were him I’d never shut up about it.

That's one more win than Brodie Croyle.

Exactly. That one win is not a given in the game. How many times do you think he's watched that hail mary?

Or how many times has he made his kids watch it?

I imagine it like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

"If Romeo had started me against the Raiders, we'd have made the playoffs and won the Super Bowl. I'd have signed a 60 million dollar deal. We'd be in a hot tub in the Plaza."

Tyler Palko NOT doing well these days

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Or catching a long TD pass on a flanker option play. Burning Ronde Barber to boot!

31 consecutive possessions without a touchdown prior to that play. I can't even imagine what that means in the era of Mahomes. Lol, wow.

Dear God those years were sooo damn frustratingly futile :harumph:

Wait a minute, that wasn't Palko. That was Thigpen!

https://youtu.be/ue54mh8b7JE?t=199

Good lord.

Pioli can go **** himself.

His dad and employer should match the punishment. Oh, the outrage.

He was probably getting shit faced with Cassel arguing about who throws the best hail mary.

Who could ever forget that shootout.

I was at that game. It was an abomination; the worst game I've ever seen by far. The Chiefs won. I didn't care.

Afterward everybody shuffled out of the stadium like zombies. Nobody spoke.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a704...temid=10657783

I guess the best thing about Palko driving drunk is that you know he couldn't hit anything.

We drove all the way to Lambeau to see Haley play Palko the entire preseason game against the Packers. I was pretty pissed, Haley was trying to get fired at that time I believe. I would have done it on the spot.

Yuck. At least we were in comfortable seats and not crammed in on benches.

But, best case scenario, you thought it would be Matt Cassel...

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He did with Kenny Powers .

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Kind of you to suggest Matt Cassel has friends.

I'd have to see his position title.

Payless Shoes has a revenue of $3 billion and technically the their COs are selling shoes.

Palko was the low point for the pre-Mahomes QB era.

Worse than Casshole, Broken Croyle and Brady Quinn.

He's in the middle of South Dakota, though. We're talking no running water, no electricity. Shoes probably made of squirrel hide.

I was deployed to the Middle East at the tail end of this season and I stayed up until 3 or 4 AM to watch this shit.

I wasn't even happy that the Chiefs won.
It was that bad.