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Titty Meat 09-20-2012 08:13 PM

Couple Had Sex In Car, Followed Family Who Watched And Pulled A Gun On Them
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...m_hp_ref=crime


Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road.

Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida's I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon.

Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn't help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed.

When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker "jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window."

Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr's pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to the Florida Times-Union.

Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when "everything went crazy."

Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly got back into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports.


Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex.

Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault.

Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Titty Meat 09-20-2012 08:13 PM

This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

Lumpy 09-20-2012 08:19 PM

I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

Titty Meat 09-20-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8931809)
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

Lumpy 09-20-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 8931818)
You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

I smell a trap. LMAO

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8931809)
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Phobia 09-20-2012 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 8931793)
This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

I remember when Rausch posted that gif in Sept of 2000 so thanks for keeping that memory around.

Black Bob 09-20-2012 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931854)
LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

In58men 09-20-2012 08:39 PM

Is she hot? Where's the ****ing pics

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931879)
Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

Go lick your fathers taint.

Black Bob 09-20-2012 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931905)
Go lick your fathers taint.

Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

In58men 09-20-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931914)
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Childish as usual

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931914)
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

Black Bob 09-20-2012 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931931)
Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

MIAdragon 09-20-2012 08:50 PM

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931948)
You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

It's too bad you weren't aborted.

-King- 09-20-2012 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 8931949)
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.


Not her.

Titty Meat 09-20-2012 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 8931949)
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.

Sounds like she's got a future in porn.

MIAdragon 09-20-2012 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8932000)
Not her.

It sure looks like her.

Black Bob 09-20-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931957)
It's too bad you weren't aborted.

Yeah, maybe they could have fed me to the Reagans

http://www.unrestrecords.com/images/releases/Feed.gif

stevenidol 09-20-2012 10:03 PM

Anyone ever used listen to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla when they would play the game Germany or Florida? A caller would read a news story and the hosts would have to guess whether it happened in Germany or Florida.

Micjones 09-21-2012 06:22 AM

This, friends, is why you mind your business.

Imon Yourside 09-21-2012 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 8932508)
This, friends, is why your mind your business.

Is that 3 year old looking at me? lets follow him and shoot the little bastard! Teach him to look at my private activities in public.

Amnorix 09-21-2012 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931854)
People are the same no matter where you go in this country.


I've seen a few episodes of Swamp People and must beg to disagree. Not that there's anything wrong with them or their profession but I wouldn't describe them as "the same"...

gblowfish 09-21-2012 08:25 AM

Story with pictures is here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490

She looks like she's been on a meth bender....


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