Deep thoughts... With Matt Cassel
 

12:41 PM

But guys, the last time I threw it deep it was intercepted. Why are you booing?

12:52 PM

Please don't challenge that Norman.

10:53 pac time



Damnit Cassel got up after that hit

12:53 PM

Reviews mean I'm not on the field. Yay.

12:55 PM

Damn, back to work.

12:55 PM

I just threw my arm out on that throw.

12:57 PM

Mommy

12:58 PM

I hope my numb arm means super strength.

10:58


Chiefs draft a 1st round RT and keep Cassel

12:59 pm

I graded out perfectly

YAY HE MAY BE HURT TIME TO PLAY QUINN

1:00 PM

This bench is less scary. At least you support me.

I KNOW RIGHT

1:01 PM

Gates is on my fantasy team!

Matt Cassel tried to come up with a deep thought, but checked down

**** it, as long as I play it smart, I can live off of 63mil. Montana here I come

1:04 PM

See, Rivers throws like me.

1:05 PM

The announcer and I have the same definition of right down the middle.

11:04


**** Cassel is coming back on. Where's Quinn?

11:06

Shit, i gotta go back out there. I wonder if they'd boo if I just went Fetal?

1:07 PM

Let's do this!

11:07

Thanks Charles. You're suppose to carry this team bro, wtf are we gonna do now?

1:08 PM

Jamal is taking the focus off me.

1:07- I let out a really wet fart when I dropped back to pass, then got sacked. Now I'll have to throw this pair of underwear in the garbage. ****.

1:10 PM

Rivers ain't so special.

11:10

Nice throw Rivers, i woulda done the same thing, bro

1:11 PM

Look at me mom, I'm a quarterback.

11:12

Come on Baldwin, i totally put that where only you could get it.....right?

11:13

**** Bowe, what do you mean you can't jump 15 feet in the air?

Scott, i need a Pro WR, not these scrubs.

1:13 PM

Good thing Bowe is tall.

1:14 PM

I almost threw a block!

11:15

Hey Charles, that was all me, bro

1:16 PM

So if I throw downfield we are better?

1:18 PM

Colquitt and I have the same amount of interceptions.

11:25

Alright. Throw to Bowe Throw to Bowe Throw to Bowe Throw to Bowe Throw to Bowe Throw to Bowe

1:26 PM

Screw it, I'm checking down again.

11:27


COME ON MOEAKI! I CAN'T WIN THIS SHIT MYSELF!

1:28 PM

Look at me now, look at me now. I'm gettin paper.

1:25 PM dood, that was a good pass

1:29 PM

I'm back bitches.

11:30

Scott Pioli is stupid. He shoulda just paid me Eric Wintson's money.

1:36 PM

Hey, this isn't garbage time is it?

1:37 PM

I'm good.

1:40 PM

I'm tired, I think I'll go home now.

11:40

Damn. Maybe i shouldn't have broken McCluster's arm last week.

A classic:

One thing Chiefs fans like is to be tricked. For instance, Pioli told fans he was going to get a QB to take the Chiefs team to the SB, but instead got Cassel, which was like taking fans on a trip to an old burned out warehouse. "Oh, no," Chiefs fans said, "Cassel Sucks, and we need a good QB." They cried and cried, but I think that deep down Pioli thought it was a pretty good joke. He started to talk about QB competition, which for fans was like a kid hearing about a trip to Disney Land, but it was getting pretty late, so he just stuck with Cassel.

11:22

I totally taught Philip Rivers that Fetal Position Move.

2:27 PM : Damnit Bowe, you quit on that one