Who was Matt talking to on the phone?
 

I know im a noob lol but didnt know if this was talked about. Right before he went on the field he was on the phone. Who was he talking to? His OC is on the field! Mods can delete this after someone answers the question. thanks

a nigerian prince, mother****er

They have an offense coach in the booth.

Good question. I forgot about that.

Nice try n00b, but this isn't going to be deleted, ever. It's going on your permanent record.

no but probably cooter.

just like saying his name.

cooter.

say it

cooter

God.

"And Matt, stop jacking off!".

Its already been firmly established that Cassell was speaking to Pioli and was told to leave the game to make the fans look bad. Mellinger talked about it

Lol. Well he should be talking to Daboll not some small time offensive coach in the booth. Pioli probably told him to take a dive. That hit didnt look bad. Not saying it wasnt. But he got a concussion from that? Look at RG3s hit and his concussion was mild? LOL
I was only saying delete it so theres no clutter

"Hello Jimmy Johns!!"

Shitty subs for a shitty QB

His wife. The flashcards were clearly not working.

Real Genious

LMAO

Nobody will ever know brah

"Hello....Geico? What kind of policy can I purchase when I have a Right Tackle that doesn't like to pass protect?"

Is Zorn in the booth?

I don't remember seeing him on the field this season.

We can eliminate the candy wrapper salesman, i'm sure it wasn't him.

Your mom.




jk.




I think your mom is cool.

Pioli

"everything's fine Matt. I've got your back."

"Yeah I saw the ****ing plane. Everybody saw the ****ing plane!!!"

**** my mom she's a bitch



lol jk

Maybe it was Zorn. I didnt think of that. Im not into conspiracy theories but it seemed odd he was on the phone then the next series he gets a head injury. The hit really didnt look bad

Maybe he hit himself in the head with the phone on accident? He's a little clumsy you know. Might have pre-concussed himself before he fully concussed himself when he fell down and went boom

Pioli was just telling him "in the fifth, your ass goes down."

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Daboll Zorn and Crennel are all on the sidelines.

It was Pioli. Who else would it have been?

This is likely closer to the truth.

"Cowboy Curtis? What do you want?"

Headset testing as imagined by me:

Hey Yeah this is Cooter over?

Cooter here.. over?

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm Bob Coooter here. Do you copy?

it was Scott Pioli and he just wanted to tell Cassel that he is doing such a wonderful and fantastic job.

I posted it in the game thread as it happened, but a good friend of mine was sitting a few rows back from MC when he was on the phone and shortly after he got off the phone, he was clearly disappointed and disturbed.

There is no conspiracy theory involved because I posted that well before he got "hurt".

Its VERY odd that shortly after that call, he gets a concussion on a play that he didn't seem to take that hard of a hit.

That phone call was Pioli telling Matt "I'm sorry, Matt....I held out as long as I could, but you know what I'm about to say. I'm not gonna pull you and I'm not gonna let them pull you. The next time you get hit, you stay down. I'll take care of the rest. I'm sorry it didn't work out. I really am. You'll always be my starting quarterback."

Well, that's interesting...considering that was the second play of that drive.

Doing it on the 1st play of the drive would have been too obvious???

Yeah we've all been had. Dictator Pioli found a way to turn the tables on the fans. I smell BS on that injury.

hahaha

Scott Pissoli

Softest concussion I've ever seen. Seems like bullshit.

I kind of expect him to go on IR and then fade into Bolivian

I watched it a couple of times , never seen what could have caused a

concussion. No i am not a doctor . It looked like a fish flop to me also .

Injury excuse wont work this time. 90% of the fan base hates his guts this time.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he have to go through independent tests to prove he has a concussion? If so, pretty sure he can't fake a diagnosis.

Independent Shmindepenent...Clark got the bucks yo! They'll make it happen. If they want him on IR for a concussion, then that's what will happen.

I hadn't heard about the phone call bit. More intrigue. What a crazy ass weekend in KC...

Pretty sure with all the attention around concussions, the league would make sure any evaluation is independent and impartial. Many teams might convince a doctor that a qb is ok to play. It's a nice conspiracy theory, but I don't think it holds much water.

His insurance agent, he saved a ton of $ switching to Geico, so easy a caveman QB can do it.

Pioli, if you noticed Brady Quinn was on the phone before that as well.

Pioli: "Brady, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Matt and I are breaking up. It was a good run, but these fockers are after my job and sweet sweet Matty isn't worth losing my job over. Here's what's going to happen, he's going to get hit act all wobbly like one of his passes and come out of the game due to injury. Good luck"

"Matt, your $63 million dollar run and our love affair is over. Lets face it you owe me, take a fall or I will have you benched for being such a shitty QB all but ensuring you never get signed to a 3rd string QB contract. My job is on the line and that sorry ass Clark Hunt will give me an extension if we can get to 6-10. You're done buddy"

Coach Cowher

Does Cassell have a bookie?

Yes I would like to contribute. The paypal account is saveourchiefs@cox.net No, no, just send enough to get me benched and let me make the easy money the rest of my time in KC. /Cassel

he was talking to his acting coach to confirm the best way to fake the injury.

The CIA dudes that are paid to hang out in front of George on game day?

All of this sounds great...

Except that he DID take that hard of a hit.

His head snapped back and hit the ground.

He hit his head on the ground.

My guess is Casshole is so inept, when asked to lie down he even ****ed that up and really hurt himself

I do think he has to have an indepenedent evaluation to prove he is o.k. to play. Not sure about the evaluation that proves he had a concussion.

Don't ever compare Jimmy Johns to Matt Cassel.
They have much quicker delivery.

From the same guy that is accused of tapping offices/phones of coaches, hires CIA-looking goons to stand behind the Chiefs bench, and you all don't think this could have possibly been Pioli's way of relieving Cassel of duty without looking like an idiot in the process? He also must have known some fans would cheer when Cassel went down. Some compare Pioli to Baghdad Bob, well here is a clear case where Pioli could have manipulated the media to turn against KC fans and gain sympathy for his boy Cassel.

Hypothetical fun scenario: KC hires coach Chuckie and Pioli is replaced. How much fun would it be to watch Chuckie verbally beat the shit out of Cassel in his first game coached (and Cassel's last game played)?

cool name

It was Pioli, telling him to take a dive. Then he had the PA guy pipe in fake boos to throw the crowd under the bus. The boos never even happened! It was all a ruse!

I wouldn't be surprised if it was all a ruse.

We have Cassel having a horrid game with the fans booing him like crazy. Then he's on the sideline having a phone conversation, which isn't that highly unusual? Does that EVER happen? I don't know, I'm seriously asking, does it happen? Then two plays later, he goes down on what looked like a pretty weak fall. And all of this happens on the SAME day as when the fans pool their money together to fly a banner pulled by a plane that says "Fire Pioli. Bench Cassel." What a coincidence. Then the next thing you know, all of the national media is calling Chiefs fans out for cheering Cassel's injury. Baghdad Bob doing what he does best.

His real estate agent of course.

He has trouble remembering snap counts and forgets where his recievers are, I'm no Doctor but it sounds like a concussion to me.

Wasn't comparing the delivery just the overpriced, shit food to his overpriced, shit play :p

4 dollar subs are not overpriced. And they are delicious. Analogy fail.:p

They're ok. I like Mr. Goodcents more.

He is also the same guy that missed his own head with his hat last year. He is also the same guy the took an unintentional dive on an end zone celebration earlier this year.

You think he could pull of faking a injury, without actually injuring himself?

:D

Firehouse subs are the best!