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Discuss Thrower 10-16-2012 08:52 PM

NFT: So, dic pics...
 
Why the hell do guys send them? Do they actually work if you direct them towards a woman you haven't ****ed yet?

Why do people think it's a good idea to circulate pictures of their genitalia anyway?

I guess I'm just at a loss....

DISCUS

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 08:56 PM

Sometimes women ask. :shrug:

Mr_Tomahawk 10-16-2012 09:07 PM

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-conte...vre-crying.jpg

Shogun 10-16-2012 09:19 PM

Why? How many have you seen?

Johnny Vegas 10-16-2012 09:19 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8TCF2r1H6cg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rain Man 10-16-2012 09:28 PM

If you turn the lights down low, it's erotica. Women love erotica.

Discuss Thrower 10-16-2012 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9022715)
Why? How many have you seen?

Dic pics? Zero.

Tit + vadge pics + video my room ate gets from sloots? Enough.

In58men 10-16-2012 09:33 PM

You don't have a secret cock vault in your phone?


Send her a cock shot bro

Discuss Thrower 10-16-2012 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9022777)
You don't have a secret cock vault in your phone?


Send her a cock shot bro

I would. Problem is there is no "her" and I don't like dudes.

CoMoChief 10-16-2012 09:50 PM

I always have pics on my phone/computer of bitches I've ****ed....past gf's you name it.

pics of my dick? Only once........ex gf. I don't think she appreciated it at the time LMAO

Gonzo 10-16-2012 09:53 PM

Got any nude pics of your mom?

Tombstone RJ 10-16-2012 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9022867)
Got any nude pics of your mom?

:clap:

I was about to go there but you beat me to it... ROFL

KcMizzou 10-16-2012 09:57 PM

I get what you're saying. Women's bodies are kinda naturally more graceful and appealing to the eye. Men are... a little more awkward.

I don't think, "Hey! Look at my dick!" is ever a good approach. LMAO

cabletech94 10-16-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9022867)
Got any nude pics of your mom?

do you want some?:clap:

58-4ever 10-16-2012 09:59 PM

sounds like someone found my dick in their daughter/wife/girlfriend's phone.

Discuss Thrower 10-16-2012 10:03 PM

I just don't get it.. I feel like it's a somewhat common thing that would ordinarily end with a restraining order.. Especially if I ever tried to send a dic pic.

ThaVirus 10-16-2012 10:16 PM

Sometimes you just gotta let 'em know what you're working with.

Rausch 10-16-2012 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9022668)

The inevitable end of a dic-pic...

ghak99 10-16-2012 11:28 PM

Who would do such a thing?

If you lay it on their face and lean back it looks bigger.

listopencil 10-16-2012 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9022754)
Dic pics? Zero.

Tit + vadge pics + video my room ate gets from sloots? Enough.

A larger issue here is why you are using such awkward spelling.

WV 10-16-2012 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9022754)
Tit + vadge pics + video my room ate gets from sloots? Enough.

Share or GTFO.

SLAG 10-17-2012 01:19 AM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qhwJMDGdPyk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Saccopoo 10-17-2012 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9022603)
Why the hell do guys send them? Do they actually work if you direct them towards a woman you haven't ****ed yet?

Why do people think it's a good idea to circulate pictures of their genitalia anyway?

I guess I'm just at a loss....

DISCUS

A loss for what?

I mean, seriously...you are looking for advice about sending pics of your wang to chicks?

Who the **** does that?

I'm almost ready to believe the Myans shit just based on the ****ing stupidity of people today.

Seriously...no chick gives a rats ass about a pic of your tool. None. Other than showing it to her friends and laughing about it. And it doesn't matter if it looks like Rocco Siffredi's best day, they'll still find some reason to giggle and point and mock your cock.

Seriously..."Hey baby, look at this mega cool shot of my junk. Awesome, eh?"

Girl(s): "What kind of loser tool sends a cock shot? And look how it curves to the left and is that a zit? And why is it that color? And are those grey pubes? What a ****ing tool! LAWLZ!!!"

KC Jones 10-17-2012 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 9022901)
sounds like someone found my dick in their daughter/wife/girlfriend's phone.

I've heard of desperate times and humping inanimate objects... but that seems like a new low.

BlackHelicopters 10-17-2012 05:51 AM

As Elaine Benes once said, " Men's bodies are like a Jeep, they are for getting around."

Predarat 10-17-2012 07:09 AM

Word filter evasion.


Reported.

Rasputin 10-17-2012 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9023493)
Word filter evasion.


Reported.

Dick isn't a word filter evasion word.

Discuss Thrower 10-17-2012 08:24 AM

I've rendered the phenomena as "dic pic" because of Blue Mountain State's 3rd season episode, and I figured I'd serve up someone to an image macro from the cartoon production company also titled Dic.

Filter evasion my ass. Rack City, bitch.

But seriously I just have a hard time wrapping my head on why people think its a good idea.

Rain Man 10-17-2012 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones (Post 9023390)
I've heard of desperate times and humping inanimate objects... but that seems like a new low.

And those power jacks are tiny. No judging, though.


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