Did I meet one of you douchebags today at the gym?
 

I workout at a gym in the Phoenix Metro area. Dude beside me is lifting and I see has has a sweat towel with a KC Chiefs arrowhead on it. I get his attention and say, "Hey man, I am a Chiefs fan too, sad to say it." He says, "cool, thanks," and puts his headphones back on.

You sir give Chiefs fans a bad name. You might be 100lbs heavier (fatty) than me but I am sure as shit way stronger than you and your beer gut really wrecks your tattoo covered arms and your shitty physique, but go on and act too good to talk to another Chiefs fan.

I have a feeling this could be a homer from the coalition site who didn't want another Chiefs fan talking shit on "his" team. Probably that Deb lady's boyfriend. Anyway, you sir give Chiefs fan a bad name by being an arrogant douche.

And oh yea, lose the lifting gloves you sissy. Your boyfriend won't mind your callused hands.

/Offseason Rant, signed lewdog.

Were you at the gym or the bath house?

Sometimes people just have NFL team gear bought by someone else to them, or people aren't hardcore fans.

Probably thought you were gay. Headphones is the universal "I don't want to talk to you."

The majority of people are mild fans. Very few people I can talk with about football in an in-depth way. I'd say those of us at CP are much more than the average fan. Only a small portion of the football fan world will actually go on a team board and talk every single day.

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Way to take the high road there...

Sweat lodge.....nude.

Ok, then kindly acknowledge me instead of acting like an arrogant prick. I don't get why dudes have to act so tough at the gym.

And who the **** would get a shitty Chiefs sweat towel bought by someone else if they weren't a "true fan?" Lame gift if you ask me.

Dude's in the middle of his workout and some stranger tries to talk to him. Sounds to me like the guy was polite.

I'm just sayin'...seems strange the dude is butthurt they guy wouldn't stop his lift to carry on a conversation with him. Maybe I misunderstood the setting.

He saw you using the Smith rack for half ass squats and his contempt was too much to overcome.

Did I say I wanted to talk, I casually asked if he was a Chiefs fan. I have people asking me about sports teams when I wear shit or even asking my about the workout I am doing. You don't have to be an asshole to answer someone for a few minutes.

are you a hipster?

nah, I am in mesa
and don't know what the inside of a gym looks like
bars yeah
strip clubs sure
gym no ****ing idea

Heh. You know sweatlodge means death out here. What were you doing in CenPho striking up a conversation with a complete stranger? That area is full of riff raff and weirdos, that dude didn't know if you were ok or not.

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I have never used that machine in my life.

Well, according to Barry's Koolaid, CP posters hang out in cafeterias. CP posters are "cafeteria fans." Probably one of those tough guys at Arrowhead Pride (sarcasm).

Btw, awesome rant.

I"m just talking shit man, don't take offense. You should have asked him what his favorite menu item is at LoLo's; maybe that would have sparked the conversation.

I think you are taking this a bit too seriously.

In Metro Phoenix, very clean area. People are always talking to me at the gym, generally rather friendly.

And I look about as normal as it comes. ROFL

Sorry brah, I don't like talkin shop while I'm gettin my flex on.
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Total coalition or arrowhead pride member. I could see his eyes rage when I said I was sad to be a Chiefs fan!

I should have asked him if he was the catcher or pitcher.

You are a little swishy looking. Maybe he already had plans this weekend.

"Metro Phoenix"? That could be anywhere. CenPho? Suburb? You kickin' it with the toothless bitches in Gila Bend? Gettin' awful in Ahwatukee?

If I'm 1200 miles away from KC, in a gym lifting and some dude is like "hey man, I'm a Chiefs fan too", I'm thinking lame homo attempt.

How about we do buddy curls so we can stare at each other while we lift? Oh and please reserve the squat rack for these curls because they are gonna be SUPER heavy!

Were you wearing your Gladiator outfit Lewdog?

Not me, I'm back in KC.

Of course he did! He was using those lifting gloves to keep his hands callus free for his boyfriends wiener.

Surprise. About as clean as it gets......Surprise!

Homophobia is cool......

If you mean cutoff jean shorts, cut so short the bottom of the pockets are showing and a string tank top......then yes.

Oh shit, when you said Metro PHX I thought you meant CenPho. I had you down on Central and Thomas/ 7th and Van Buren type of area.

I actually thought it might be you.

/no homo.

No I am in bum**** Surprise.....SURPRISE!

Saying it like that never gets old!

Did you do your best Arnold imitation and say "LOOK AT MY AAAAAAASSSSS" LMAO

Probably in there with a pen and pad trying to get his Labor Law

Jesus, no!

I already explained, I am not gay!

But I did say, "this workout is better than cumming."

Heh.
Nothing wrong with where you are; peaceful out that way.

They probably think "Royals fan too, brah." means "I bottom."

I chose to live here to be close to my job when I moved down here in May. I, however, don't wanna live out here after my lease is up because it is too ****ing far away from anything cool that happens here.

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I had a guy at the gas station, upon seeing my KC Royals license plate, ask me if I was from KC. I said no, but my dad is and I sadly joined the sinking ship of the two shitty KC franchises. He laughed.

I personally have trouble finding Chiefs fans to talk with where I am from. Hell, the only Chiefs fans from my area (rural Southeast Iowa) who are convinced that Matt Cassel is a shitty QB and has always been a shitty QB are people who I spent an extensive amount of time convincing that Matt Cassel is and has always been a shitty QB. Some really stupid Chiefs fans in my neck of the woods.

Another thing. In my area, the inside joke about Chiefs fans is that they are white trash....and it is pretty noticeable in my area. The majority of Chiefs apparel that you will randomly see people wear looks like something that came from a shelf at Goodwill. NTTIAWWT, I have purchased Chiefs apparel at Goodwill...the only difference is, I still have all of my teeth.

I have been to 1 Chiefs game in my life and that was 2010 vs. the 49ers. It was refreshing to see Chiefs fans who still had their teeth and didn't have Pork and Beans stains on their shirts and pants. Met some cool people there, but I must say, we ran into some snooty ****'s at Arrowhead. My friend found this vintage 80's/90's Chiefs sweatshirt at a garage sale and got it for me....the coloring on the sweatshirt was faded from being washed so many times and the style of the shirt itself is dated as hell....but I like crap like that, so I wore it. I had a few dudes at Arrowhead giving me shit about it. In fact, in the parking lot, there was this group of dudes who stopped us while we were walking and made some sarcastic remarks about my shirt and then one of them tried being all incognito (I noticed he was doing this) by peeing in a beer and proceeded to offer it to me as if I didn't notice. Then they hit on my fiancee, who was 8 months pregnant at the time and still hot...and she also happened to be wearing a Chiefs shirt that my mom bought me from a magazine in 1996. I have never really been treated like a piece of shit like that before... **** it, here is a pic of the shirt from that day. Love this pic, because my fiancee is a die-hard Steelers fan and it was great to get her in Chiefs gear :) :

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._3052031_n.jpg

I' m just amazed that there are still people out there who'll wear Chiefs stuff in public.

Damn that's not a good story man.

Yea, that is pretty classless. I wish I still had my mid 90's puffy Chiefs Starter jacket though. I would rock that!

I have only ever been to one Chiefs game and it was 2004 vs the Broncos with Dante's famous goal line run back and forth, punt return TD. Tons of trashy people but I am cool with that if they don't run their mouth.

Thanks for posting the pic, it surely wasn't you I saw at the gym!

I have not worn a single piece of Chiefs gear in public since the season started.

Tell me about it!

Since I am a speech therapist it is just in my blood to shoot the shit with people. Guess others need to keep their image in public. Damn, wish I was tougher. :(

Some people just don't like talking much, especially if they're doing somethin. Maybe he didn't really care about talking Chiefs. Maybe he had a bad day or had something eatin him. Who is to say. Or maybe he's a giant jizz crusted sweatsock douche mcgoo.

You didn't meet me at the gym unless maybe you were doing 12 oz. curls.

I've never had problems with people at a Chiefs game. I've been to about 10 games total.

But I've had numerous issues with people at Royals games. I've gotten to the point where I will not go to a game on a Friday or Saturday because everybody just wants to get stupid drunk and act like a bunch of reeruns, and not even pay attention to the game. Leaving the parking lot after a Royals game is always a ****ing mess. And I'm not talking about the driving part.

Good looking little woman Rico

I remember that game like it was yesterday. Watched it in my dorm room in Dubuque, Iowa (NE Iowa on border of Wisc and Illinois) with my friend who is a Donk fan (an obnoxious one). We were probably the only two guys on campus who gave a flying **** about the AFC West. Place was infested with Bears and Packers fans.

Jesus this fanbase is ****ed in the head

Thanks man...she never appears 8 months pregnant when she is 8 months pregnant.

Here is a pic of her the night that I think I impregnated her with our second child (Lollapalooza Saturday night). http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/wp-conten...011/08/083.jpg

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Lovely Lady, she is a keeper...

While I don't go to "the gym," I would presume that the protocol is the same as in the male bathroom.

ROFL swishy

Speaking of that, I hate it when people try speaking to me next to the urinal. It makes me unable to piss. Even when I am standing at a urinal and someone is pissing in the urinal next to me and I get the vibe that someone is preparing to speak to me...I suddenly become unable to piss. It sucks.

So why address it on here? Go back to the gym tommorrow and slap the earphones off his head? wassup? Kidding. I just like to talk tough on Chiefsplanet too.

I have to admit... when I'm at the gym, I'm not a big talker. Probably because I'm old, I hate it and am trying to get out of there as quickly as I can.

Since you are a bitch and don't workout, just STFU.

By all means, I don't like to carry on a convo either. I just think the really tough guy attitude that some have is ****ing hysterical especially considering some of these dudes physiques! And that Tapout gear does not make me think you are tough when you weigh 130lbs!

Yes to that girl with you rico. Like that's really you.

That's pretty funny. That has happened to me a few times at the mall here. They just say yeah and keep going. I have also had the other end where the guy wanted to talk to me for 5 hours because he had no other outlet for talking about the team.

Damn, dude! You really outkicked your coverage. :D

I bet you don't get much done when she's around. :)

Why?

Do you expose your dick at 'the gym'?

Everything you say is so ****ing weird. It's like you were raised in a bubble.

Yeah, that was me. Why you talking trash? I'll be at the gym tomorrow: come at me bro. :mad:

LMAO

Lol, depends on what qualifies for "getting much done." :)

England. Bubble. What's the difference?

Yea I am new here and would love to meet some Chiefs fans. I would even share my NFL Sunday Ticket with them if they weren't total butt pirates.

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Yea, what a weird ass post. They are nothing similar.

I probably wouldn't even feel your punch with those padded lifting gloves you wear. Sissy.

Who is this Donger guy? Does he even post about sports?

He mainly asks a log of questions and exhibits confusion at such fantastic American traditions as going to thr gym, washing your legs, and pulling your kiddie pool into the driveway to drink beer and hang out.

I hate talking to people at the gym. It throws off the rhythm of my workout. I mean, I'll still talk to people, but I often get sucked into 6 minute conversations that have ruined my rest:work set ratio.

He is a hipster.

Lol
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The "Thanks" part makes me laugh.

I'm not sure what the gym protocol is, but I'm not really in there to talk. Certainly not to dudes.

Sure, I don't like that either. Most conversation don't last more than a few minutes.

Jesus some of you are thick headed. I wasn't striking up a convo but the fact that I guess I am considered a "die-hard" Chiefs fan and the dude next to me has a Chiefs towel, it seemed the logical thing to do was to say something. I wasn't planning on giving him a synopsis of the season.

"Thick headed'? Not really, I just don't really give a shit about anything some random dude at the gym has to say. That's why I wear headphones to begin with. Need a spot? Fine. Other than that, do not care. Nothing personal.

billy bad asss

So it was you!!!!

The name's bobby.

Nah, my chiefs towel is reserved for wiping up after these days.