Does falling into a den of wild Painted Dogs hurt as bad as they say?
 

Every time I walk down the railing around the Painted Dog enclosure, I nearly lose my balance and fall in. I'm worried about how painful it might be if I fell down among those dogs right before their feeding time.

Does anyone have any experience in this area?

You should try it and find out.

You first.

Her life is in your hands Dude.

Report back as soon as its done.

All you have to do is have one of those 5lb rolls of ground chuck soaked in AnitFreeze and the dogs will eat it and it will kill the dogs to death.

I was thinking of a bucket of chicken instead, but I was afraid it could be construed as racist.

I thought The Painted Dog closed years ago. Is Jimmy's Jigger still open?

That only works with Pit Bulls.

They are from Africa, might as well call them “boy” while you’re at it. /Dave Loon

Well, they are colored dogs you know.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/599...ctustemmin.jpg

If my kid fell in, i'd find out.

Sometimes I kind of love that this place has no concept of "too soon." And then I feel bad about it.

Make sure you have a sturdy pair of work boots on so you can stomp all 11 to death and it won't hurt at all.

If your dad was around he would jump in to help ya.

I saw a few of these dogs when I was in Africa, and they seemed really friendly. I didn't try to pet them or anything, though, and didn't get out of the Land Rover when we drove by them.

*Reagan voice* - there you go again LMAO

You must not have a kid either.

Only if he was a real man with a pair.

I used to, but there was this accident near the python cage...


Well, let's just say never trust a snake.

ROFLROFL

They, much like the painted dogs, are not trustworthy.