Give me a band name
 

***Hey guess what. 3 members of the band thought they were hiring a guy who auditioned. My friend Brandy (lead singer) thought they were agreed on hiring me. I sang with them a couple times, didn't officially audition.

Yeah......... no band for me. I'll have to go solo.

Figures.***



Just got a call for a side gig.

I'm joining a band that plays a variety of rock, classic rock, southern rock and country (mostly classic). They're (we're) changing lead guitarist and adding me as lead vocalist and background vocalist on some songs. They want a name change.

Some gigs will be more rock, others will be more country, others will be a mix.

Here's a few songs I know I'll be doing...

Rock
Pearl Jam- Alive
Tonic- If You Could Only See
Douchette- Mama Let Him Play
Goo Goo Dolls- Slide
Matchbox 20- Bent
Clapton- Wonderful Tonight


Country
Merle Haggard- If We Make It Through December
Johnny Cash- Sunday Morning Comin Down
George Strait- Fool Hearted Memory


Yes it's quite a mix. We're really looking to hit it big at the VFW and Sparkys bar. (that's sarcasm btw)

The hope is to expand the band (5 members currently, six with me) and do a more diverse set and play more places. It's all for fun... and some extra money. They play a lot of local festivals and such but there is more potential.

I already suggested "Dr. Johnny Fever" as a band name and they like it. Open to other possibilitys.

*I know if this goes 100 posts then maybe 2 will have something to work from but you all are entertaining so.... go.*

antifreeze

Band aids

Deej and the Wednesday Morning Bullshitters

aids tree

Southern Drawl

or Bandaid Rangers..

Diana fire

Gaz.

This and Band-Aids.

Ooooo, Diana Fire could be gold Jerry. Gold

Jim and the Leaky Tits

****stain.

Farts and Burps

The Breakfast Beer Desserts

(a play on the Cash song)

Dyslexic Headshits.

The Pearl Douchette Dolls

(in homage of the bands you cover)

The Franchise Killing Shit Machines

Taylor Swiftboat Vets. Get the teenybopper and Tea Party crowd in one name.

Not Safe for Work

Broken promises.

Suck My Petraeus.

When we were gonna start a band in high school, we were gonna call it

Single cell.

I think you should go with that if you want to make it into the big time. You can thank me later.

The Motor Boaters or Hooter Scooters.

Past Our Prime.

Eric and the Equinophobiacs

Oh yeah, that was the other one

The futon torpedoes

That's gold, too.

The Village Idiots

My band names in high school were Sticky Baby and Wet Dog Soup.

We were so ahead of our time.

Times during mid life crisis

Cornbread Freedom Fighters

Dr. Johnny & the Thunder Pants


no good?

Too easy.

Together is Powerful

God forbid people should have fun past 30 or 40 lol.

Crushed Velvet

The Right 53.

I'm putting this on my list.

Whiskey Dawn

You like that but not Cornbread Freedom Fighters? This is hopeless.

There was something wrong with "Baby Seal"?

Accidentally on Purpose

Purposefully Accidental

Critique of Pure Reason

The Transcendental Idealistics

Unzipped.

Proper A Priori

Your Choice

Provisional Acceptance

Scare Tactics

Undecided

Squatter and the Adverse Possessors.

Good one... and fitting.

Can you please put this on the list? It's my favorite.

Recapturing Depreciation

I used to manage a band by that name... taken. Heh.

Outstanding Balance

Car Park Bailment

I would if it didn't suck. Thanks though.

Supercharger

Dude, that one was pretty good. I even gave him rep for it.

Could also go with:

Peppersteak

Free Range

Mason Dixon

Old Black Dogs, Black Dogs or Delta Dawgs

The Doo Hickeys

Mens Rea

Joey and the Bantones

law rep

Okay, I admit that most of mine were bad. But these three are excellent.

The Eclectics

Marmot Vomit.

Funnel Cakes and Hookers.

Scramjet.

101 Mutations.

Booger and the Snot Rockets.

The Unoriginals

The Drunken Midgets

I don't care what your name is anymore. I just think you should add Zou Bisou Bisou to your playlist

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Pooh Fighters
Legitimate Grape
Your And Idiot

The Singing Thingies

Mind Meet Blown

The Despicables

There is only one choice, Omaha.

An oldie but a goodie, The Taliband