Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.
 

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

• All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
• I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
• Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
• Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
• if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
• You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

poll in before

black is dark

Congratulations Sorter. Glad you won this thing. Cool.

ROFLROFL

we are poll less

We need poll!

ya but I'm gonna slap the cow
http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/thumb/131541572235s.gif

geeezzz I have to type that shit in by hand.:harumph:

100k in casino cash for each vote towards Sorter

I was joking when I nominated Prison Bitch...It's Wickedtard ROFL

How long is this poll going to remain open? This is an important question. :fire:

Anybody who votes for Robert the Blacktard is going to get negrepped every day for life.

Type faster. GAH!

:D

LMAO


...but seriously.

LMAO, lost big time. Wasn't expecting that and hadn't seen it in a long time.

I have advised my candidate to withhold his vote at this time.

<---------------------- Holding out for bribes and ass kissing. :evil:

lets say one weeks notice before it closes?

Was going to lead with this but Ahhh creap me out
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/a...oodMorning.gif

Looking at the early results should we just close it now? I haven't even broken out the goodies yet. I can do a lot better than casino cash. :fire:

I would drag my balls through 50 miles of broken glass to get to a river made of lava just so i could try to swim across it hoping to get to a home depot that you once bought a hammer from 5 years ago.

Vote Sorter, Thanks.

I believe Inmen promised pics of his ex girlfriends?

ROFL

Next...

Mr. Sorter, show Inmem what is in store for him.

mentioned as a possibility in the nomination thread. All bribes have to be posted in this thread.

Oh Inmen...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4...ingeverzl4.gif

Bring it.

So you're saying he's really in men? I understand. :Lin: NTTAWWT

$12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$43,000,000 here. Where do I send it?

BOOM! We will buy you. With casino cash and other things. Who wants rep points? MODDDDDDDDD REP POINTS!!!!!!!

And from looking at the votes (not surprised) Sorter takes the early lead
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/...imateBluff.gif

Sorter - 16
Field - 4

Donated $43,000,000.00 + to Flopnuts Sorter fund

Inmem's campaign so far

http://michael-lamjc.coolcats.fr/wp-...8eaf17df83.gif

Sometimes the early lead doesnt pan out. all the opposing voters will get behind the alternate candidate and make a run at the front runner.

All votes for Sorter get a 500k casino cash gift. After voting PM Sorter and he will pay you.

I sent mine to Sorter's campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts).

Either option will work.

Hey Sorter, if you don't know how to send game room cash, PM me. Suddenly it looks like you have plenty of capital to pay off those bribes I just promised.

I cringed. Hard. I think I pulled something.

Early and strong lead for Sorter.
This is gonna be a whhooopppin!

Definitely not gonna be as close as My race with The new server

Hey! Inmem got a 2nd vote from...Inmem. Way to go!

1. Inmem58 donated his hard earned money to the SOC movement, Sorter did not. FACT

2. Inmem58 has been more active on this board, Sorter is not. FACT

3. Inmem58 posted a picture of his girlfriend, Sorter is stingy. FACT

4. Inmem58 creates cool drunk threads, Sorter doesn't. FACT

5. Inmem58 made the Kansas City Star by calling for Pioli's firing, Sorter did not. FACT


........I am Inmem58 and I approve this message.

LMAO This guy is the gif king!

A vote for Inmem, is a vote for in men!

You bastard :'-(

Seriously.....I'm amazed at the gifs.
....and even more amazed at the filing/name structure so he can pull these up at a drop of the hat. lol

do I at least get a participation ribbon?

We get honorable mention pencils :-/

unsharpened so we don't hurt ourselves of course..

@ BRC. I donated all of my funds to the campaign manager of Sorter so it would be paid out that way. Can you please update the OP so I do not get any PM's regarding the issue? Thanks.

dam I could stare at that all day:drool:

Here's some Keyra for you

NSFW:

Well, this was a pointless execise.

But Karl Rove says its still too early to call.

Inmem's campaign bus

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...fs/9295bus.gif

I would like to see AussieChiefs get more votes he is deserving to be second place.

Totally.

I'm holding off for the time being but, I'm kin of leaning towards Mr. Tegu.

no you nominated yourself.

How much did you donate?

What happened to your campaign?

43,000,000.00

Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.

You're my hero. When I grow up I wanna be a bad ass like you.

You think the nominations are a joke? Sorter gif this joker on what the Academy does with comedians?

PGM voted for me. We've been homies for a while.