my mom
 

Is an incredible woman. She is the must wonderful, badass human being in the planet.

Shout out to you're badass mothers in this thread. They deserve mention more than just one day a year in may.

U r really going to tee it up like that?

Your mom really is awesome, and in ways you probably don't know.

(Was I really the first with that?)

Your mom is in Florida with your sister making "home movies".

Did she do the throat and whip cream thing with you too?

Yeah, probably not.

Your mom is certainly incredible. The way she does that thing with the cordless drill, ping pong balls, and chocolate pudding.. I mean, that's one of a kind...

Your mom is extremely attractive...

like a neutron star.

Hi mom. We're #1.

I love moms

Your mom makes the best pancakes ever. I'm usually pretty tired after I stay over, but the sweet smell of those flapjacks cooking is just too much to stay in bed for. It's usually an added bonus when she ONLY wears the apron.

Yeah, she's great.

MOMza

Mom's Rule!

My mother was a ****ing drunk ass bitch, now she is dead. I am thankful for that, rot in hell you bitch!

Too fat. /omaha

Prayers sent

LMFAO

DAP.

The good thing about your mom is you can barely tell she has aids.

Just cause she gave you $80 to keep the lights on this month...

why not just like her on facebook instead of this thread?...

I'm glad your mom isn't like Joey's mom. Of course, you aren't Joey, so there's no reason to think she would be.

That's just what they told you. She left and went to be Argo's mom. She is clean and treats him like an angel. Don't try to contact her. She has a new family now.

Moms Apple pie

Nobody does TP like your mom, she truly is awesome.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h.../StacysMom.jpg

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...tacys-mom1.jpg

Your mom dude

My Dad ****ed your mom.

I keep clicking on this thread thinking it is about the Sexxxton's.

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One day a year? What about their birthdays? You're a terrible son.

Pics or GTFO

Your mom goes to college.

Yeah, she actually does. She's trying to improve her life.

Lol, I pay my moms car bill. Her giving ne money is crazy laughable.