Your ship has come in!
 

A contract courier has shown up at your doorstep with the news you have long expected. A long lost uncle has left you his billions. It's on a new yacht currently harbored in an exclusive, reclusive port in the Florida Keys. The money is in the safe in the form of Visa gift cards and gold bricks. The ship has a captain, already on retainer, and staff on salary, all wages, benefits and incremental performance raises already arranged in advance.

You fly down to claim your prize, and as you approach this fine yacht, Jimmy Buffet calls over to you from the deck of his adjacent craft, smiles then yells. "You are one lucky sunovabitch!" Whatcha gonna name her?"

Well... you lucky sunovabitch... what are you going to name her?

The Mr. Beaumont.

The SS Two Chicks At The Same Time.

Jenny II

Chimpanzee Polar Bear Lion.

LMAO

There's only one name....

Sexual Chocolate.
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The SS Date Rape.

Either:

A: The Millennium Falcon
B: The Raider of the Lost Ark
C: No name, I'm rich who gives a shit

Peace of mind please

The "Beaver Squeezer"

Milwaukee Falcon

Cause I am Nebraska Brewer, and i would have less shits to give than a honey badger

Lucky Sunovabitch of course.

Chalupa Batman

Fear and Loathing

The Twat Yacht.

The Triple XXX . With some hot pin up girl airbrushed below it. Like they did on B-17s back in the day.

Oh & mirrors. Lots & lots

Sugar Daddy

this.
thread. over.

TDIGTSI

How about Twacht

The Free Trader TANSTAAFL

LMAO

Well done.

The Friend-Ship

What ever the next owner wants after I sell it. **** boats.

* Do-Over (Life)
* Gas, Grass or Ass, NO Free Rides!
* Whore
* F*** Pioli, SOC
* ..|..

This.

Your avatar is awesome! She can come on the boat!

To the ship!

Boat

Dinghy

Same Ship Different Day

n00b or SOC

Pussy pontoon.

HMS Beagle

SS Minnow

I'd take the money, name the boat BuffetSucksBallz and then set it on fire because getting rid of a boat is one of the greatest things you can ever do.

The SS Chiefs Front Office Aboard This Boat On Their Way To Antarctica

Slice of Life

Hahaha!!!

I named mine A Salt Weapon.
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OUR TIME

Billions?

"She's yours, Jimmy!". From there, I head to the airport, hop on my G IV and head wherever I want.

**** the ocean. :D

Big Jim Slade

LMAO

I see what you did there.

LMAO

AMAZING

SS Matt Cassel

My dad and I refurbished a sailboat years ago. I wanted to name it Richard III since my dad and I shared that name. He told me that the nickname for Richard III was Dirty Dick.

So that's what we called it. If I ever own another boat, that'll be it's name.

I agree: Fire Pioli, SOC

Sold to another sucker.

Mark Castle. That way I wouldn't hit water if I fell out of it.


Or maybe What Wife?

"Arrowhead", cuz I'd like it to be peaceful & quiet on the water

SS Not Mine

Kessel Run

This sounds like a good answer although Rain Man's had some appeal too.

SS Enterprise NCC 1701

either
1. Seafood (Dangerfields boat from Caddyshack)
2. How's my ass taste now?

How's my AFT TASTE?

Figured you'd say DATS SOME GOOD SQUIRREL

But that is an awesome name!

Cash, Grass, Oar Ass

B reak
O ut
A nother
T housand

i dont wanna boat so i'll give it to the 10th caller, who cares i got billions i'll write it off!

Algorythem

My other boat is a Chevette.

The Flesh Torpedo... looking for it's Pink Tuxedo!