I Need My Chimney Swept!
 

I mean that in the most positive way.

Anybody have a good recommendation for somebody in KC -specifically Independence- that does good work for a reasonable price? Have a brick wood burning fireplace, single flue. Who you gonna call?

The hardiest looking starved kid at the orphanage?

Is that what they're calling it now?

Don't most people just use Creosote Sweeping Logs now?

I thought about that, but Child Labor Laws are tough.
And Dick Van Dyke charges travel mileage, so he's out.

You need your chimney swept? Didn't realize you swung that way? Not that there's anything wrong with that.......

You still have to have it swept.

Exactly why I did NOT put this request on Craig's List.....

I highly recommend you get your flue shot, and have it done anally...er, I mean: annually.

I sweep chimneys. $150. Afternoon of the 2nd is available.

This guy might be available...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mrZ9FLy3z3...ry-poppins.jpg

I'm trying to get a back rub, morning of the fourth, what do you charge?

Man, this place is slipping

Midgets,

$35 you can buy the brush and do it yourself. Not a pain at all.

Dam you!!!













































This!

Can't you do that over the counter now?

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/files/2008/12/douche3.jpg

Beware of benzo[a]pyrene, found in soot. It causes testicular cancer. :eek:

Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cha Ree.
Phobia will clean it for just one-fifty.

dunno about who for Independence, but had mine done last week for $125, FYI

Just eat some more Wheaties it doesn't require lube...