****Official "I'm not doing jack for New Years" Thread****
 

To all of the others of you out there that have no life, this one's for you!

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I'm getting ****ed up at home. It's amateur night.

Drive sober, or die rolled over!

I'm driving up to Murrietta (about 1 hour drive) to hang out with some friends and have a couple drinks and play some board games.

I'm bringing my laptop so I can spend the night and still surf CP until I fall asleep lol.

Also don't drive at all unless 100% necessary. No need to die because the dumbasses are out tonight.

I'm sitting here listening to the stupid rednecks shooting off fireworks.

Got back to Tampa today. Found out the friends that are in town are going to some party that's $175/head. **** that. Back up plans being generated or staying home.

I worked today and I am working tomorrow, at 6:30 a.m.

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I am bumping all of luv's old time zone threads.

Fun night on the farm. Cornish hens on the grill. Good wine. Hope Clark fires Pioli

I've got a house full of girls. I'm fighting a horrible cold on the couch. Great times. Maybe they'll get drunk and agree to rub Vicks on my chest.

If real life were like a cartoon, Clark would jam a rocket up Pioli's ass and set it off tonight.

Sweet!

You may have to go back a ways to find a Pacific Time Zone thread. I think I'm typically passed out by then. :D

I worked today, working from home tomorrow, but the neighbor (****ing BROWNS fan) is have his most awesome annual New Years party.

Pretty good day... Worked a good day, hired some vets (made their year!!!), and now I get the share some wings with friends and eat some of the most amazing Rum/Grand Marnier balls that I've ever tasted.

I'm not doing jack shit. Watching the season finale of Sons of Anarchy now, then a full season marathon of The Newroom starts on HBO Signature in an hour.

2012 sucked in every possibly way. I'm glad for the clean slate at midnight. Up to me to make the near year great.

Oh, yeah, forgot: *raises hand*

I'm not doing a damn thing tonight. **** all those drunks.

I've heard that you don't want to get it on the tip. Keep that in mind....just in case.

I have a 2 year old and 8 week old. The wife is already asleep. Yeah I'm going to have a blast tonight watching Dora the explorer.

Oh good call.

Make them sing soft kitty!

Currently watching Chick-Fil-A Bowl. Then will probably put in season four of Castle I got for my birthday.

Just take them to the bar with you. She'll never know.

My son and I are gonna watch the Back to the Future Trilogy later.

I'm keeping the little ones up to bang pots and pans, just us. Then bed. Big day tomorrow. I'm taking 2013 by the balls and ****ing it up.

Maybe you can trade them for an appetizer tray.

So I have some Three Olives chocolate vodka that I've had for forever. I got some Nut Liquor (peanut butter vodka) with a gift card I got for Christmas. I think I'm going to be brave and try a little of each mixed with some milk.

I'm already wasted and it's not even 7:30. ROFL

Bleh...sounds delicious though.

I wasn't going to, but I guess I'll go to this party. He is a good dude, but his friends/girlfriend are ****ing lame idiots.

Did't realize you needed a gift card to receive Nut Liquor.

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How about, um, no?

Sitting here watching RoboCop blow Scott Pioli away.

Heading to the nearest bar. Not sure how late they're open, but should be out for a while at least.

Creepy.

Happy New Year! Be careful.

This is so crazy that it just might work. Excuse me, ma'am. I'd like to trade the 2 year old for a pound of your finest wings...and the 8 month old, I think, should garner a few pints from the tap, don't you think?

LMAO My thought exactly.

Happy New Year, Luv! :toast:

Was it open bar at the $175 place? Because you could easily drop that on alcohol on a New Year's Eve night.

You too, my dear. Try not to pass out before midnight! :p

**** you.

I had a party to go to but with the weather I'm tempted to stay home and get some.

No guarantees. :)

**** you, too.

Oh hell, I can't be mean. Happy New Year to you, sir!

ROFL I was hoping you were drunk enough to take me seriously. Happy New Years Lumpsters!

Get some peanut butter and jelly on a couple slices of bread?

Sorry that I let you down. LMAO

****Official "I'm not doing jack for New Years" Thread****



Did you and Jack have a falling out? prayers sent.

Girls just cooked Gigantic stuffed potatoes. ****ing cold I can't taste anything.

I am a genious [sic]!!!1!

I'm going to have to go get more milk. I'm dubbing this the Woman's White Russian. Or the Dudette?

Staying home and celebrating the New Year with our newly adopted son (my first New Year as a father). Wife surprised me with two tickets to the National Championship game today, plus she already made all the travel and accommodations plans. 2013 is hopefully going to kick ass. I have much to be thankful for.

Cool! Are you a fan of either team, or just going to be there live?

Dudette sounds cool. Go with that.

Checkin In. Listening to the Scanner and all the snow induced accidents.

No. 1991 would like to retain their lingo. Call it "Bitches chocolate milk"

Notre Dame alum. Hoping like hell for an Irish win, but not predicting one.

Ouch.

I need a refill, (drinking wine). Go me!

He gets benched.


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Oh, right ****ing on. I've always been a closet Bama fan, but not enough to root against Pest, a few others, and now you. I'm pulling for the Irish this year. Believe!!!

Congrats on being a new poppa. Im afraid I cant root for ND though

But it's white. No Kahlua.

I've got Buffalo Trace bourbon, and Buffalo sweat beer. I'm going injun drunk tonight.

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I see what you did there. ;)

I'm looking like a solo night on New Years. I was going to go out but with 5 inches of snow, I don't think I'm risking the drinking and driving part (have no one else to take me).

Oh. Well, I guess you can go with bitches white russian, but that sounds racist.

I'm going with the Dudette. I'm sure you get the reference.

If I wanted to bring out the injun in me, I would have picked up Tequila.

Not. Doing. That. Anymore.

Thanks. After the trials and tribulations you have to go through to adopt a kid, all the while knowing it can be snatched away from you at the last second and then the joy of getting to hold my son and know we will make his life better than it would have been, the outcome of the game doesn't seem as important as it did a couple of months ago.

I'm going to reclaim myself for my resolution.

Sick.

Shoveled for 90 minutes yesterday morning, then worked 15.5 hours. Went back for 7 more hours today, and have 16 more tomorrow.

I'm watching the Pats/Fins game on DVR, and going to bed.

I'm gonna play some Black Ops 2 zombies and watch a movie or two. Smoke a couple bowls, maybe drink a couple beers. Not goin anywhere. Bars suck and I'm sure they'll be super slammed tonight. I like being social but I hate super crowded places and music playing at incredible decibals. It sucks when you wanna talk to someone but can't hear a god damn thing. Never understood that.

Yea, not feeling it this year. Trying to figure out what movies I want to catch.

I don't think I'll be having one drink tonight. Just staying home this year.

Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.