Congratulations, Hugh Hefner.
 

You have a way with women.

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Hugh Hefner weds ex-fiancee Crystal Harris

If at first you don't succeed...

Hugh Hefner tied the knot on New Year's Eve with playmate Crystal Harris. In typical Hef fashion, the Playboy founder tweeted about the nuptials.

"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man," Hefner tweeted along with a pic of the happy couple, their officiant and his younger brother, Keith Hefner. " Love that girl!"

Harris, 26, called off their first wedding in 2011 just days before the planned event. Hefner, 86, later said he "missed a bullet" by being jilted.

But true love apparently will not be denied and the pair renewed their romance a year later. Just prior to Monday's ceremony, Harris tweeted her delight.

"Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner," she wrote. "Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed."

Ah, yes, true love

Can you imagine the surprise on her face when he springs the news that he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars? She's probably just assuming that he's a charming older guy who captured her heart.

How much top shelf snatch you think that dude landed? Off the charts.

Definitely has a thing for blondes.

One of these Cialis nights....his schlong is going to burst and disappear in a terrific puff of smoke.

What a way to go out at 86!

Shes quite stunning.

I still can't believe he and Barbi Benton didn't last.

I've had better.

/everybody on CP

They look very happy.

And by this you mean he has a lot of money

I'll bet $50 that Hugh will be found deceased with an erection.

Oh, I think I found one of the celebs for the death thread. Woot.

I think she's confusing marriage with "last call"

The whole thing.

Blondes are overrated....

Edit: Fake blondes are overrated.

When God said, "thou shalt not worship false idols" he hadn't yet created Hugh Hefner.

Another beautiful girl with fake tits.

Damnit.

yup when is the 2013 death pool showing up?
then again a few years ago hef had 5 guys in his bed
hasd out ****ed us all, and may out live us all

If she dies, she dies.

Judging by her pics... yep, Hef is a goner... she's a beautiful dame!

I'm sure she married him because they're in love, (just like the others did). Eh, right?

ROFL

2 for 1 special?

Too Fat/omaha

Where is she too fat?

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I don't like her handwriting. Seems sloppy. Looks like guy writing.

How is she only 26?

In Omaha

Fake everything. Not one square inch of that bimbo is real.

I'll be able to land better when I'm 86.