***Official Offseason Moves and Acquisitions Thread***
 

Front Office
FIRED/Not Returning
GM Scott 'Team-killer' *****

Hired
GM John Dorsey

Coaching
FIRED/Not Returning
HC Romeo Crennel
All other coaches not named Gibbs and Thomas.

Hired
HC Andy Reid
OC Doug Pederson
DC Bob Sutton
DL Tommy Brasher
WR David Culley
RB Eric Bieniemy
Tight Ends Tom Melvin
QB Matt Nagy
Strength and Conditioning Barry Rubin
Asst Strength/Conditioning Travis Crittenden
Quality Control Britt Reid
Quality Control Corey Matthaei
Statistical Analysis Mike Frazier

Personnel
Unrestricted Free Agents
QB Brady Quinn
OT Branden Albert
C Bryan Mattison
G Ross Hochstien
WR Dwayne Bowe
TE Steve Maneri
TE Jake OConnell
TE Martin Rucker

DE Glenn Dorsey
DT Shaun Smith
DT Ropati Pitoitua
RB Peyton Hillis
LB Leon Williams
LB Edgar Jones
LB Brandon Siler
S Abram Elam
S Kyle McCarthy
S/CB Travis Daniels

P Dustin Colquitt
LS Thomas Gafford

Retired
LG/C Ryan Lilja

I'd like to keep discussion/speculation out of this and leave it strictly facts.

Sweet.

I love a Twitter free thread!

Good luck with that.

You know what this thread needs?

http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/q.../schticky5.png

I was thinking it needed more cow bell.

A douche?

Already? Damn.

A Schticky you dope...

midgets

This thread is lamer than the thread starter.

Buehler ****ing rules.

Which of our FAs should we keep? Lets discuss it.
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Oh, I love these threads. They're like the first crocuses of Spring.

Dude. Uncalled for.

No he doesn't. I know for a fact that Buehler is a lame asshat. His parents told me so.

QB Brady Quinn - CAN
OT Branden Albert - KEEP
C Ryan Mattison - CAN
G Ross Hochstien - **** THE PATRIOTS
WR Dwayne Bowe - KEEP
TE Steve Maneri - CAN
TE Jake OConnell - **** **** **** **** ****
TE Martin Rucker - CAN

DE Glenn Dorsey - CAN
DT Shaun Smith - ****ING RAC BALLWASHER
DT Ropati Pitoitua - KEEP
RB Peyton Hillis - **** YOU
LB Leon Williams - WHO?
LB Edgar Jones - KEEP
LB Brandon Siler - HE'S AWESOME, BETTER THAN DJ!
S Abram Elam - BUH-BYE
S Kyle McCarthy - WHO?
S/CB Travis Daniels - PATRIOTS FTW! FIRED!

P Dustin Colquitt - KEEP
LS Thomas Gafford - KEEP

Dammit don't make me feel bad for picking on you.

Watch ya ass. I can bury your body where NOBODY will find it. Ever.

Only ones I give a **** about are Bowe, Albert, Dorsey and Colquitt. Wouldn't mind if they kept Hillis, but whatever.

Hillis along with Winston can pound rocks.

Winston ain't goin nowhere...

Well we need someone to hate. He is #1

QB Brady Quinn - Camp fodder only
OT Branden Albert - KEEP
C Ryan Mattison - Who?
G Ross Hochstien - Shitcan
WR Dwayne Bowe - KEEP or I kill everyone. That was the deal.
TE Steve Maneri - Wouldn't mind keeping, on the cheap.
TE Jake OConnell - Shitcan
TE Martin Rucker - He was injured, wouldn't mind taking a look at for camp.

DE Glenn Dorsey - If we switch to 4-3 wouldn't mind keeping if he can be had cheap.
DT Shaun Smith - Meh
DT Ropati Pitoitua - Keep
RB Peyton Hillis - Meh
LB Leon Williams - Who?
LB Edgar Jones - Who?
LB Brandon Siler - Keep for camp
S Abram Elam - Keep for camp
S Kyle McCarthy - Who?
S/CB Travis Daniels - Wouldn't mind keeping and moving back to CB if he can be had cheap

P Dustin Colquitt - Give the dude whatever he wants.
LS Thomas Gafford - I would personally like to see this go to a reserve OL, but we can keep him.

Albert, Bowe, Colquitt. Maybe Dorsey.

By the way, it's actually BRYAN Mattison.

Seriously, who is Kyle McCarthy? Has anybody ever even heard of that guy?

Matt Cassel money?

Don't care. He's done way more to earn it than Cassel has.

Okay pdiddy. Pipe down. Slowly back away.

Who?

Sometimes the computer subs him in in Madden.. that's all I can tell you.

Safety.......went to ND......previously played for the Broncos. Signed in the offseason. Injured during training camp and placed on the IR.

QB Brady Quinn - Agree
OT Branden Albert - Agree
C Ryan Mattison - Camp competition
G Ross Hochstien - Camp competition
WR Dwayne Bowe - I will help you kill everyone. Everyone except me.
TE Steve Maneri - Agree
TE Jake OConnell - You cannot kill O'Connell. O'Connell is the highlander of tight ends.
TE Martin Rucker - Camp competition, but I don't know who he is.

DE Glenn Dorsey - I'd like to keep him and see if someone else can figure out how to better use him.
DT Shaun Smith - Camp competition
DT Ropati Pitoitua - Agree
RB Peyton Hillis - I still think he has potential. He's not a break-the-bank guy, but keep him if he's reasonable.
LB Leon Williams - Agree
LB Edgar Jones - Edgar seems like a guy with potential. Or if not, he's scary running down on special teams.
LB Brandon Siler - Keep. He's a cheap starter at the moment.
S Abram Elam - Camp competition
S Kyle McCarthy - Camp competition
S/CB Travis Daniels - Agree. He kind of disappeared this last season and I'm not sure why.

P Dustin Colquitt - Agree.
LS Thomas Gafford - We have to keep him. He's our long snapper in the finest tradition of long snappers.

Schticky midgets perhaps?

Coaching updated. Anything Else I'm missing?

Updated for Dorsey.

Keep
Cut/Don't Resign
Camp
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QB Brady Quinn
OT Branden Albert
C Bryan Mattison ?
G Ross Hochstien
WR Dwayne Bowe
TE Steve Maneri
TE Jake OConnell
TE Martin Rucker

DE Glenn Dorsey
DT Shaun Smith
DT Ropati Pitoitua
RB Peyton Hillis
LB Leon Williams ?
LB Edgar Jones
LB Brandon Siler
S Abram Elam
S Kyle McCarthy ?
S/CB Travis Daniels

P Dustin Colquitt
LS Thomas Gafford