Worst joke I've ever made.
 

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Here's how it went

Buck: Hey, How's your anus?
Friend: I have Colon Cancer :(
Buck: ****...sorry...I shouldn't have made that joke.

Yeah, hate to say it, but you were acting like an ass in that situation.

sorry for your loss

Wow, you're a terrible Powell.

I liked your first comment better.

Two different things anatomically so you're fine.

Yeah, I am pretty ****ing stupid.

She told me yesterday she was cleaning herself out for a colonoscopy today...

Well. Shit.

That's only a joke you're allowed to use at the gay bar.

Did your mom come pick you up at the gay bar after you made that joke?

EDIT: Dammit CrazyPhuD. You stole my joke. That's so shitty of you.

Did you offer to help or continue being a lousy friend?

Colon: Large Bowel
Anus: the end of digestive tract.

You're still an asshole, though.

Well after I said that I asked her if there was anything I could do to help (I work in the medical industry) and I told her if she needs anything, including money, to let me know. I don't want my friend to die :(

Just giving you shit.

Hey, everyone puts their foot in their mouth sometimes, but rarely does it involve a friend's anus.

Sorry man it comes with the avatar!

Jesus, what a shitty ****ing friend you are you asshole. I hope you at least offer to help her wipe her ass when she has loose stools.

and eat them

I ****ing hate cancer.

Some smart ass needs to kick cancers ass

**** cancer

I got that.

My wife's ex and I are fairly good buddies, and he once went in for a colonoscopy. Saw him at the bar the next day and said "Hey, how's your asshole"? He instantly replied "I dunno, she's YOUR problem now".