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ImAWalkingCorpse 02-20-2013 11:45 PM

I just hit a skunk
 
and yuck.. the smell of him burning off the bottom of my car is awful.

KurtCobain 02-20-2013 11:47 PM

Wish you would've ran over my wife instead.

MMXcalibur 02-20-2013 11:47 PM

My skunk!

KcMizzou 02-20-2013 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421575)
Wish you would've ran over my wife instead.

LMAO

ImAWalkingCorpse 02-20-2013 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421575)
Wish you would've ran over my wife instead.

Would she have left that smell coming from the underside of my car?

KurtCobain 02-20-2013 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse (Post 9421582)
Would she have left that smell coming from the underside of my car?

Probably.

ImAWalkingCorpse 02-20-2013 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421586)
Probably.

Hot damn son.. did you marry my ex-wife?

KurtCobain 02-20-2013 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse (Post 9421588)
Hot damn son.. did you marry my ex-wife?

Nah, I ruined this one myself. so are you doing hitting things for the night or can you make it by Independence?

ImAWalkingCorpse 02-20-2013 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421591)
Nah, I ruined this one myself. so are you doing hitting things for the night or can you make it by Independence?

Nahhh I am in for the night. I am gonna let the car air out.

Rasputin 02-20-2013 11:58 PM

That stinks.

nstygma 02-21-2013 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421575)
Wish you would've ran over my wife instead.

Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?

nstygma 02-21-2013 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse (Post 9421588)
Hot damn son.. did you marry my ex-wife?

You know, it is possible to be too attractive.

nstygma 02-21-2013 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9421597)
That stinks.

Un smelle vous finay.

Lumpy 02-21-2013 12:07 AM

Damn. I need to get my eyes checked. I read your title as "I just hit a skank". ROFL

Al Bundy 02-21-2013 12:15 AM

That's awful

KurtCobain 02-21-2013 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9421611)
Damn. I need to get my eyes checked. I read your title as "I just hit a skank". ROFL

me too that's why I got my hopes up

Lumpy 02-21-2013 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421634)
me too that's why I got my hopes up

ROFL

(I knew you would play off of my post)

philfree 02-21-2013 12:26 AM

Crossing the Highway late last night
He should of looked left and he should of looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
So the skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road[repeat].......everbuddie sing!

KurtCobain 02-21-2013 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9421643)
ROFL

(I knew you would play off of my post)

I feel like a dirty pawn in a sick game.

Lumpy 02-21-2013 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9421659)
I feel like a dirty pawn in a sick game.

o:-)

CrazyPhuD 02-21-2013 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9421611)
Damn. I need to get my eyes checked. I read your title as "I just hit a skank". ROFL

The smell probably wouldn't have been much different......:eek:

KurtCobain 02-21-2013 01:31 AM

We've been through this.

Graystoke 02-21-2013 08:41 AM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...LePewHello.gif

rtmike 02-21-2013 08:43 AM

Aaaaa, you're gonna need a lot of ketchup.

Dave Lane 02-21-2013 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse (Post 9421571)
and yuck.. the smell of him burning off the bottom of my car is awful.

Thank you for doing that, I seem to be a skunk farmer lately. Thanks for reducing the population by one.

Shogun 02-21-2013 08:52 AM

I just hit some skunk as well

loochy 02-21-2013 08:56 AM

I hit a skunk on the way home from my parents' at Christmas. It ended up catching on my splitter and pulled it down, tearing out part of my front lip. I just now got my new one painted and hopefully I can put it on this weekend.

The smell dissipated in about a week. I didn't park the car in the garage during that time.

Graystoke 02-21-2013 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9422016)
I just hit some skunk as well

I see what you did there:clap:

Radar Chief 02-21-2013 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nstygma (Post 9421602)
Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?

So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

BlackHelicopters 02-21-2013 09:09 AM

Must be skunk mating season. Even a skunk needs to get some strange every so often.

Dave Lane 02-21-2013 09:15 AM

I took 3 shots at one the other night. Its amazing how hard they are to hit at night with just a flashlight to aim by.

oldandslow 02-21-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9422057)
So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

LOL

oldandslow 02-21-2013 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9422073)
I took 3 shots at one the other night. Its amazing how hard they are to hit at night with just a flashlight to aim by.

Another example of why shotguns are best at home defense....

stonedstooge 02-21-2013 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree (Post 9421650)
Crossing the Highway late last night
He should of looked left and he should of looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
So the skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road[repeat].......everbuddie sing!

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Frosty 02-21-2013 09:21 AM

Get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Mix in some baking soda and a little Dawn dish soap. Slop that stuff over your car where the worst stink is. Wait a bit and then rinse it off. It should help neutralize the worst of the smell. Otherwise, you'll be living with it for a while.

Dave Lane 02-21-2013 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by oldandslow (Post 9422078)
Another example of why shotguns are best at home defense....

True should have grabbed it instead of the pistol. The damned pistol jammed on 2 shots since it hadn't been fired in 10-15 years

Mr. Flopnuts 02-21-2013 11:08 AM

Lol I quit smoking pot but I still love the smell of skunk.

bevischief 02-21-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9422057)
So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

ROFLROFL

Donger 02-21-2013 12:07 PM

It could have been worse...

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