ChiefPlanet Dating
 

So, I have noticed that there is a trend on some threads in here that some people are dating, so I was thinking of a game to play, if you're bored. Just roll with the punches or whatever.

What would your dating profile be like if you were to join a dating website that resembles like ChiefsPlanet? What would you put on there? If you need some examples, I suggest you go to either match.com, Plenty of Fish.com, OkCupid, to name a few.

Have fun with it. Yes, I'm bored, and this off-season is boring the hell out of me.

Go.

I'm Bugeater. I like long walks on the beach and dying in AIDS tree fires.

Hi there ladies. My name is Ant T. Freeze. Drink me.

Moooo and luv seem like a good match

I'd also send 27 creepy messages a day to Sorter.

OMG UR A GIRL? FOR REAL? IS THAT YOU IN YOUR GIFS?

Hi, I'm Coach, and no, I will not fist your grandma.

Hi, I'm Buck.

I like the Media Center and over 50% of my threads this year have at least 100 posts.

:popcorn:

I'm Inmem58, I'm the greatest of all time. I mean when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

Hi . I don't shit my pants very often.

I really thought I'd have several offers for sex by now.

Please help me find my birth mark.

Hi, I'm actually skinbra. Whre iranian at?

I can hook you up.

*in Dikembe Mutumbo voice* - WHO WANTS TO SEX BOWSER??

I heard Dikembe Mutumbo is a cock blocker.

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Short dude. Giant penis. Bring coke, pot, and lube. Let's do this. (No Twilight fans.)

I'm crushing on Sorter.

Hi, I'm Loochy. I excel at lingering on the edges of conversations and sniping in with snarky comments while avoiding critical discussion of the main issue.

Take a number and wait your goddamn turn!

Hi there, my name is Karen Kornacki.

Can I give you my testimony?

my name is discuss thrower. I haven't made good life choices since I was in 5th Grade and I don't find joy in anything in life.

My name is luv. I have tits.

My name is Flopnuts. I have tits too.

Hi, I'm tooge. I run a 4.3 40, bench press 400 ten times, and can throw a football 75 yards in the air. I also sport a 10 inch johnson.

Was searching this thread for Frankies mom whore profile. Am disapoint.

/thread

We are twin brothers from different mothers!

Damn this place is slacking big time...

Pics or GTFO!

:p

Lets do it.

I'm FMB!, and I would the whole thing.

This might be funnier if we wrote them for other posters....

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LMAO

That was kind of the intent as well as writing up for your own as well.

*Throws wad of 100s and a Magnum Condom on ground*

Hmm, works better in person.

Best. Off-season. Ever. LMAO

Hi, I'm Coach, and yes, I have a car. That's right, you'd get to see me driving around in my beat up float boat, brown turd looking, street cruising, rusted up machine for all your friends to see. That's right ladies, I drive a mighty fine 1975 Mercury Marquis. So imagine me driving its smoking glory and tell you to hold your ears and wait for the bang!

Hi everybody, I'm, well nevermind my name, but I do have a mother you might want to 'date'.

Hey ladies, Scotty the Body here, and my idea of foreplay is a long pull off my can of beer.

You gais think that'd work?

It would be pretty cool if Sorter really was the girl in (his?her?) avatar. Boxxy probably has a lot of interesting stories to tell.

So are we assuming that everyone is built like a Linebacker, can throw a football 75 yards, runs a 4.5 40 and has a 8+ inch penis?

What kind of beer?

He had me fooled for a while, i had no idea who boxxy was, so i thought it was sorter.

I was hard at work on a plan to RAIL him LMAO

Pfft. 6-4, 250, 3% body fat, 4.2 40... let's just say they have to measure how far I can chuck the ball on a par 5. And 8-inches? If you're measuring just the tip.

Only the very finest varieties, like Old Milwaukee.

HI!
I'm new to the area.
Don't know a lot of people here, but I really like Prince, and Wheaties are good too.

I'm married, but my wife doesn't seem to mind if I go out of town about eight or ten weekends a year without her.

What do I like?
Well, I like K-Swiss shoes,
Trying on hats,
Holding a clipboard and looking at pictures.
I like laying down in a dark room with a wet washcloth over my forehead.

How bout you?
Can I turn your world on with a smile?

Mine is about 4 inches on a good day.

Hi, I'm a AdumbGuy and I like boobs. Preferably boobs that were kind of just ok at one point, but are underwhelming now and require very expensive bras to look presentable. I will NEVER leave you for younger perkier boobs.

San Francisco/New England locals only.