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silver5liter 03-07-2013 01:50 AM

WTF Argo?
 
Just received a private message from you with this

Quote:

Need Fish Please reply
Hi I'm Jon Savage I hate drug users 1990 ford taurus with a v-6 and 173,000 miles. this was my daily driver until yesterday when i bought a newer truck. i drove the car 60 or more miles every day and averaged 26 mpg!! this is not a pretty car but it does run good! i will take $850 O.B.O. call or text 660-287-6358. please do not e-mail me as i very seldom check it. But honestly I need a female companion.

Rasputin 03-07-2013 01:51 AM

:popcorn:

silver5liter 03-07-2013 01:54 AM

Does this mean he wants to make out?

AussieChiefsFan 03-07-2013 01:57 AM

Destiny.

Bugeater 03-07-2013 02:08 AM

$850 for a 1990 Ford Taurus with a V6 is a pretty good deal. I'd jump on that if I were you.

Ming the Merciless 03-07-2013 02:08 AM

Hawt

silver5liter 03-07-2013 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9473037)
$850 for a 1990 Ford Taurus with a V6 is a pretty good deal. I'd jump on that if I were you.

Sounds like it may come with a blow J. Anyone wanna go halfsies?

ChiefBoyRDEE 03-07-2013 02:20 AM

ass grass or gas, nobody rides for free...

ImAWalkingCorpse 03-07-2013 04:10 AM

Sounds like he wants to PIIYB

Mother****erJones 03-07-2013 04:29 AM

Bow chica bow wow!

Fire Me Boy! 03-07-2013 04:43 AM

Might want to remove the phone number...

Warrior5 03-07-2013 05:11 AM

Almost Redrum-esque in structure...

threebag 03-07-2013 05:19 AM

Road Head.

ChiefRocka 03-07-2013 06:03 AM

I heard he rapes in Porto potties...be leary.

Ace Gunner 03-07-2013 06:09 AM

trading cars for bitches. that's a new one.

ChiTown 03-07-2013 06:22 AM

Argo **** yourself

Johnny Vegas 03-07-2013 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 9473066)
Might want to remove the phone number...

why? lets all give it a call right now. ya know. to see if its legit.

AdumbGuy 03-07-2013 06:39 AM

Silver5liter is a mermaid?

HotCarl 03-07-2013 07:07 AM

What'll he give us for Branden Albert?

threebag 03-07-2013 09:06 AM

Hi I'm Jon Savage I hate drug users 1990 ford taurus with a v-6 and 173,000 miles. this was my daily driver until yesterday when i bought a newer truck. i drove the car 60 or more miles every day and averaged 26 mpg!! this is not a pretty car but it does run good! i will take $850 O.B.O. call or text 660-287-6358. please do not e-mail me as i very seldom check it. But honestly I need a female companion.


You going to give her the car if she sucks and ****s?

LiveSteam 03-07-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver5liter (Post 9473022)
Just received a private message from you with this

LMAO

RealSNR 03-07-2013 09:30 AM

Here's mine:

Quote:

Hello There
hi. my name is David Schwimmer! I am a 25 year old ice cream vendor and I'm extremely pissed that pit bulls are being persecuted in my hometown of Independence Missouri. have you ever watched the original Willy Wonka, those little orange midgets scared the **** out of me. do you know where I could buy some percocet? Thanks! Love, Donald Merchant lll .

Iowanian 03-07-2013 09:31 AM

redrum

Frazod 03-07-2013 09:39 AM

I'll take Reasons I Only Accept PMs From People On My Contacts List for $1,000, Alex.

mikeyis4dcats. 03-07-2013 09:43 AM

Guru needs a cheap car...

burt 03-07-2013 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9473084)
trading cars for bitches. that's a new one.

Suddenly, my job got more interesting....

HoneyBadger 03-07-2013 09:54 AM

Sounds legit.

Rausch 03-07-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9473345)
redrum

I miss that guy...:D

Ace Gunner 03-07-2013 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9473342)
Here's mine:

midgets have plagued my life.

ChiefRocka 03-07-2013 11:27 AM

is this the evil doings of one B14ckmon ??

Fish 03-07-2013 11:33 AM

Joey back to his old habits I see...

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9473425)
midgets have plagued my life.

They're so ****ing creepy.

Sorter 03-07-2013 12:51 PM

I too have gotten a creepy message from Joey.

Awesome.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9473819)
I too have gotten a creepy message from Joey.

Awesome.

You never answered my question, Dick.

crazycoffey 03-07-2013 12:54 PM

Guess Joey is using again, Poe bastard...

Sorter 03-07-2013 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9473828)
You never answered my question, Dick.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...kh43o1_500.gif

silver5liter 03-07-2013 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdumbGuy (Post 9473093)
Silver5liter is a mermaid?

Only for a 1990 ford taurus

frankotank 03-07-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9473809)
They're so ****ing creepy.

nuh uh

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3...ownsonofab.jpg

listopencil 03-07-2013 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9473809)
They're so ****ing creepy.

You don't like midget porn? I thought everybody liked midget porn.

frankotank 03-07-2013 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9473910)
You don't like midget porn? I thought everybody liked midget porn.

it depends....
there's good...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...oxia/48180.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5ALLXRhNqM...0/TopCover.jpg

and there's BAD!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wB_B2FyhJM...pperOnPole.jpghttp://syntaxthemusical.files.wordpr...midgets-11.jpg

Easy 6 03-07-2013 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9473085)
Argo **** yourself

LMAO

:clap:

silver5liter 03-07-2013 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9474047)

midget kelly clarkson?

Kiimo 03-07-2013 02:41 PM

I have to say when the "good" midget porn horrifies you it is really scary to scroll down and see the "bad".


Also I came in to this thread to defend Argo which I worked on. Instead...this.

Easy 6 03-07-2013 02:46 PM

If you cropped the pic of the blond off at the waist, she'd be quite doable.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9474115)
I have to say when the "good" midget porn horrifies you it is really scary to scroll down and see the "bad".


Also I came in to this thread to defend Argo which I worked on. Instead...this.

Great movie.

RealSNR 03-07-2013 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9473836)

Douglas Fairbanks never had to deal with midgets

Kiimo 03-07-2013 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9474135)
If you cropped the pic of the blond off at the waist, she'd be quite doable.


Yeeeaaahhhh so when do I get to start posting funny pictures. Fully planned on cropping the pic at the waist and posting the bottom half.

Tribal Warfare 03-07-2013 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9474293)
Douglas Fairbanks never had to deal with midgets

The dread pirate Roberts can **** up giants

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9474331)
Yeeeaaahhhh so when do I get to start posting funny pictures. Fully planned on cropping the pic at the waist and posting the bottom half.

So many posts or so

el borracho 03-07-2013 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 9474331)
Yeeeaaahhhh so when do I get to start posting funny pictures. Fully planned on cropping the pic at the waist and posting the bottom half.

You may only post pictures after the next Chiefs SuperBowl win.

B14ckmon 03-07-2013 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 9473603)
is this the evil doings of one B14ckmon ??

I'm a ****ing saint. Don't you even.

Mr. Plow 03-07-2013 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9473621)
Joey back to his old habits I see...


Yeah, I got one as well and that was my first thought. He's probably got less than 2 weeks before complete meltdown & ban.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9474538)
Yeah, I got one as well and that was my first thought. He's probably got less than 2 weeks before complete meltdown & ban.

Nah, I'm above that, thanks for playing though.

Mr. Plow 03-07-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9474543)
Nah, I'm above that, thanks for playing though.


I hope so - really do.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9474550)
I hope so - really do.

Last time I try to get cooking tips from you.

Mr. Plow 03-07-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9474553)
Last time I try to get cooking tips from you.

You don't want them anyway, microwaved burritos suck.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9474564)
You don't want them anyway, microwaved burritos suck.

Aw that sounds fire!! Thanks!

B14ckmon 03-07-2013 06:09 PM

I just got the PM from Argo now. He's one dumb ****.

BlackHelicopters 03-07-2013 06:10 PM

No kissing on the mouth. Just a guideline, not really a rule.

threebag 03-07-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9474047)

I would ENJOY this one.

lewdog 03-07-2013 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9474703)
He's one dumb ****.

So are Jaguar fans on Chiefs boards.

HoneyBadger 03-07-2013 08:33 PM

Well shit. I feel left out. I never get private messages.

B14ckmon 03-07-2013 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9475168)
So are Jaguar fans on Chiefs boards.

Good one.

The Franchise 03-07-2013 09:57 PM

I follow your ass on Twitter and I don't get a PM? **** you too.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 10:09 PM

Ouch. Well, I didn't think you'd find it odd or funny. I mean, I've sent you creepy pms, borderline cruel rep messages, crowned you survivor champ and even sent you nudes of my fat wife what more do you want for me?

The Franchise 03-07-2013 10:10 PM

ROFL

go bo 03-07-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9475588)
Ouch. Well, I didn't think you'd find it odd or funny. I mean, I've sent you creepy pms, borderline cruel rep messages, crowned you survivor champ and even sent you nudes of my fat wife what more do you want for me?

you have a fat wife?

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by go bowe (Post 9475609)
you have a fat wife?

ex wife soon!

LiveSteam 03-08-2013 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9475640)
ex wife soon!

Does she have pimples on her butt?

KurtCobain 03-08-2013 01:27 AM

nah it's pretty clean

frankotank 03-08-2013 09:18 AM

dare I say pics or GTFO?? :shrug:

loochy 03-08-2013 09:56 AM

ahhhh look at me

im in this thread and i dont have a virus

ahhhhhh


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