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teedubya 03-10-2013 11:47 AM

Disturbing... Porn stars | before and after makeup SFW
 
Whole gallery > http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8

Out of all of these, there are like 4-5 that are doable prior to makeup. Yowch!

http://i.imgur.com/qrP1Olf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JCiEb8d.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xMHKtky.jpg

In58men 03-10-2013 11:48 AM

Make-up simple means "making up for your bad looks"

bevischief 03-10-2013 11:48 AM

Who?

NewChief 03-10-2013 11:48 AM

Holy mother. That's just wrong. Those are some botched collagen jobs on the lips.

bevischief 03-10-2013 11:49 AM

Another reason to turn the lights off...

HolyHat 03-10-2013 11:51 AM

Wait, Porn Stars arent as hot w/o makeup? Damnit.

:KickingRocks:

Rasputin 03-10-2013 11:52 AM

Why can't some things be left undone to imagination? I mean why ruin our imagination that they are just hotties all the time?

Mother****erJones 03-10-2013 11:54 AM

Hard to tell when they're on their stomach

phisherman 03-10-2013 11:55 AM

Dude, this is pretty much the case with most women that you'd meet out in a bar too. Are you REALLY all that surprised?

LiveSteam 03-10-2013 11:55 AM

Gross. & they all look like they are whacked out on dope

Saccopoo 03-10-2013 11:56 AM

I think that you are using the term "Stars" a little too lightly.

HolyHat 03-10-2013 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life (Post 9482775)
Hard to tell when they're on their stomach

:hump:

notorious 03-10-2013 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phisherman (Post 9482777)
Dude, this is pretty much the case with most women that you'd meet out in a bar too. Are you REALLY all that surprised?

This.

KCUnited 03-10-2013 11:58 AM

Because a lot of natural beauties take anal creampies.

bevischief 03-10-2013 11:59 AM

It's called real life...

teedubya 03-10-2013 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phisherman (Post 9482777)
Dude, this is pretty much the case with most women that you'd meet out in a bar too. Are you REALLY all that surprised?

Heh. It's been about 15 years since I've picked up a chick at a bar... the wife probably would frown on that.

I chose one that looks good with or without makeup. :-)

That being said... if I were a porn star... and was fugly w/o makeup... I'd certainly not do a before/after photo shoot. LMAO

bevischief 03-10-2013 12:00 PM

Last call...

The Franchise 03-10-2013 12:00 PM

I've never heard of 95% of those chicks.

There are a couple on there that look decent without makeup though.

notorious 03-10-2013 12:03 PM

:Lin:

http://i.imgur.com/XpnY5WE.jpg

Dunerdr 03-10-2013 12:04 PM

Every woman looks like miss america with a dick in her mouth.

bevischief 03-10-2013 12:06 PM

This is why I have a rule of not talking to women after my 3rd drink that I don't know. And have no kids or what the hell moments in the morning.

phisherman 03-10-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9482794)
Heh. It's been about 15 years since I've picked up a chick at a bar... the wife probably would frown on that.

I chose one that looks good with or without makeup. :-)

That being said... if I were a porn star... and was fugly w/o makeup... I'd certainly not do a before/after photo shoot. LMAO

I can empathize with the whole "15 years since" thing, but even then, most of the bar chicks looked quite different after most of their makeup came off on my pillow cases.

For what it's worth, for the long haul, I did what you did. Found myself a natural beauty.

Bwana 03-10-2013 12:07 PM

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Just Passin' By 03-10-2013 12:09 PM

It's no different with "regular" stars.

notorious 03-10-2013 12:10 PM

My wife looks a lot better without makeup. Some of us are lucky I guess.

teedubya 03-10-2013 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 9482804)
Every woman looks like miss america with a dick in her mouth.

:LOL:

NewChief 03-10-2013 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phisherman (Post 9482777)
Dude, this is pretty much the case with most women that you'd meet out in a bar too. Are you REALLY all that surprised?

Most of the girls I hung with back in those days actually didn't wear makeup or shave their armpits/legs, so no.

What's hideous about these chicks is the horrible plastic surgery some of them have had and how the lack of makeup reveals the horrendous botch jobs.

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-10-2013 12:39 PM

There are a lot more than 4-5 that are doable prior to makeup, but there are tons horrifically disappointing "before" photos.

ImAWalkingCorpse 03-10-2013 12:40 PM

Gross, all those tattoos on women are disgusting. Plus the one with the neon pink hair with the big case of face herpes.

gblowfish 03-10-2013 12:41 PM

Who are those dudes?

Tribal Warfare 03-10-2013 12:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/JCiEb8d.jpg

the second one down isn't too bad

JohnnyHammersticks 03-10-2013 12:46 PM

Judging from the looks of those girls, it appears that having baseball bat-sized Johnson's slammed up your colon for a living might not be as cushy of a job as you might have expected.

NewChief 03-10-2013 12:53 PM

Some of them are pretty disgusting after makeup as well.

KChiefs1 03-10-2013 12:55 PM

Without makeup chicks look like dudes.

KChiefs1 03-10-2013 01:00 PM

I bet Riley Steele looks great w/o makeup.

teedubya 03-10-2013 01:04 PM

I've always thought this girl, Tori Black, was pretty hot... without makeup... very average. Still boneable, but not after having seen her take 4 dicks at once. That would ruin any fantasy. LOL

http://i.imgur.com/c8RVIzP.jpg

Tribal Warfare 03-10-2013 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9482965)
I've always thought this girl, Tori Black, was pretty hot... without makeup... very average. Still boneable, but not after having seen her take 4 dicks at once. That would ruin any fantasy. LOL

http://i.imgur.com/c8RVIzP.jpg

dude, everybody knows during the morning before makeup even the hottest pinup girl doesn't look picture perfect.

notorious 03-10-2013 01:21 PM

Breaking News: Porn Stars Have Faces!

Easy 6 03-10-2013 01:23 PM

Thats quite a long list, and they're just a drop in the bucket... i've always been kinda blown away by the sheer number of women who do porn, anyone who's ever looked around online would agree that its hard to see the same face twice.

Theres an awful lot of little freaks out there...

DaneMcCloud 03-10-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9483030)
Thats quite a long list, and they're just a drop in the bucket... i've always been kinda blown away by the sheer number of women who do porn, anyone who's ever looked around online would agree that its hard to see the same face twice.

Theres an awful lot of little freaks out there...

I don't believe that it's so much that they're "freaks", per se, but these younger kids have grown up with easy access to porn, send "selfies" to each other in high school and so on.

The negative stigma of porn doesn't exist with teenagers today. Hell, I know of 40 year old divorced MILFS that have sent selfies to friends of mine. It's just a different world.

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-10-2013 01:32 PM

How can someone who lives in Kansas City consider Tori Black to be average without makeup? She's obviously a cute girl.

DaneMcCloud 03-10-2013 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9483052)
How can someone who lives in Kansas City consider Tori Black to be average without makeup? She's obviously a cute girl.

And there's also the very simple fact that some people (well, mainly MOST people) are not very photogenic, at all.

On the flipside, I've met and known a metric shit ton of models in Los Angeles that were "average" looking when hanging out (sweats, no makeup, etc.) but if you took a picture, they were absolutely stunning.

The camera doesn't love everyone and most people need help.

Easy 6 03-10-2013 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9483045)
I don't believe that it's so much that they're "freaks", per se, but these younger kids have grown up with easy access to porn, send "selfies" to each other in high school and so on.

The negative stigma of porn doesn't exist with teenagers today. Hell, I know of 40 year old divorced MILFS that have sent selfies to friends of mine. It's just a different world.

Eh, i still think theres something a bit abnormal about the lifestyle, particularly for those who arent big timer Vivid girls or whatever... they get some just really raunchy treatments, probably more often than not from total strangers and its spread all across the world for everyone to see, i just dont see that as normal. But yeah, thats my personal morality and not everyone see's it the same way.

I gotta admit, i'm not 100% sure what a selfie is... would that be where they send clips of themselves getting it on with their boyfriends/girlfriends to their other friends?

Anyway, i'll cop to watching porn but could never see myself being comfortable in or around that lifestyle.

DaneMcCloud 03-10-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9483082)
I gotta admit, i'm not 100% sure what a selfie is...

Selfie's a self-pics usually made with a cell phone camera by girls in their lingerie, topless or nude. They'll send those shot to boyfriends, girlfriends, whatever and many (like those of Scarlett Jo, Olivia Munn, etc. and so on) end up on the internet because someone has hacked their phone.

I know plenty of women, married and unmarried, that have taken selfies in their bathroom of choice.

candyman 03-10-2013 01:53 PM

I wouldn't touch most of those skanks even after the makeup.

B14ckmon 03-10-2013 01:59 PM

So basically, ugly porn starts look ugly without makeup. No shit sherlock.

BlackHelicopters 03-10-2013 02:01 PM

Porn stars are hot? I thought they were just cum dumpsters.

Steron 03-10-2013 02:11 PM

I dunno. I counted 15 'doable' without makeup. Shrug. Maybe I'm old.

Demonpenz 03-10-2013 02:28 PM

I make a vagina out of a Pringles can. It always feels like whoa.

notorious 03-10-2013 02:31 PM

One would think that all of the loads those hoes have taken to their face would help their complexion.

Pepe Silvia 03-10-2013 03:05 PM

Noooooo, Sophie Dee looks terrible. :(

lcarus 03-10-2013 03:35 PM

There's only a couple of those sluts I've heard of. Samantha Saint being one of them, and she looks ok pre-makeup. These are mostly American porn sluts aren't they? I like the European porn sluts myself.

rico 03-10-2013 03:46 PM

Some of those chicks appear to have meth scabs.

What was Darryl Hannah doing on the list? Has she begun doing porn or something?

CanadianChief 03-10-2013 03:55 PM

Damn!!! Charmaine Star is the only name I recognized. I'm completely out of the loop.

Easy 6 03-10-2013 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9483395)
Some of those chicks appear to have meth scabs.

What was Darryl Hannah doing on the list? Has she begun doing porn or something?

That isnt the real Darryl Hannah, though i have to admit i'd like to see her do one.

CanadianChief 03-10-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9483414)
That isnt the real Darryl Hannah, though i have to admit i'd like to see her do one.

Maybe back in the day but not now.

Easy 6 03-10-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanadianChief (Post 9483427)
Maybe back in the day but not now.

Suit yourself, but she still looked fine as frog hair in Kill Bill not too long ago.

EagleRob 03-10-2013 04:13 PM

So where's the gallery of what the other end of them looks like before makeup?

BlackHelicopters 03-10-2013 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9483187)
One would think that all of the loads those hoes have taken to their face would help their complexion.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

BlackHelicopters 03-10-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleRob (Post 9483452)
So where's the gallery of what the other end of them looks like before makeup?

Equal time for the other end. Yes please.

Easy 6 03-10-2013 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleRob (Post 9483452)
So where's the gallery of what the other end of them looks like before makeup?

You mean before the cornhole bleach job?

EagleRob 03-10-2013 04:58 PM

Seriously though, you go to a strip club and all the ass pimples are popped, and everything's shaven clean and either oiled up with cocoa butter or scented and powdered up. I'd bet between the two galleries the second, though NSFW would be a bigger turn off. This one is enlightening as hell though.

CanadianChief 03-10-2013 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9483433)
Suit yourself, but she still looked fine as frog hair in Kill Bill not too long ago.

Fair enough. I forgot about that. I was going back to her Splash days.

The Iron Chief 03-10-2013 05:08 PM

Holy shit

I always wondered how the guys in the movies could last so long doing ever position twice....now I know the secret..the guys know their (girls) secret.


The 3rd one is ghastly..she has so much make up on I'm surprised her neck can support her head.

PunkinDrublic 03-10-2013 05:08 PM

Makeup or not, too fat/ Omaha

RaiderH8r 03-10-2013 05:30 PM

Who's surprised that skeevy coke addled cock whores look like skeevy coke addled cock whores? Just like strippers. This is why you bury their faces in the pillow...then throw the pillow away and kick'em out before the sun rise and sobriety conspire to kill your boner.

Hammock Parties 03-10-2013 05:31 PM

You're a ****ing moron if you think Tori Black is ugly without makeup. She's more attractive than 90 percent of women you see every day.

RaiderH8r 03-10-2013 05:37 PM

There's a good number of them I still wouldn't **** with Direckshun's dick on a ten foot dildo pole. There's one chick who is flat out in the middle of a face herpes outbreak on there. Christ. Shit. Damn.

Deberg_1990 03-10-2013 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9482791)
Because a lot of natural beauties take anal creampies.

A lot of them do to. Just not for public vids.
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Anyong Bluth 03-10-2013 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9483073)
And there's also the very simple fact that some people (well, mainly MOST people) are not very photogenic, at all.

On the flipside, I've met and known a metric shit ton of models in Los Angeles that were "average" looking when hanging out (sweats, no makeup, etc.) but if you took a picture, they were absolutely stunning.

The camera doesn't love everyone and most people need help.

Very very very true.

I've dated girls that were extremely attractive - including ones that didn't need any makeup to look great, and yet if I went through any pictures of her or us there would be like 1 or 2 that actually captured their beauty if you just saw her in person. And, to be fully candid, I'm in that same boat. I know I'm well above average in the looks department and done well for myself and all, but I will always know I'm not a photogenic person.

Flip side of that was like Dane was talking about. An old girlfriend of mine was at worst a solid 8 if not higher, but she KNEW how to pose for the camera. She looked damn near perfect 10 no matter what photo she took.

Nothing would freak me out more than ending up with one of these "make up" chicks that look like junkies without being done up / or no makeup

jd1020 03-10-2013 06:21 PM

Never heard of Sierra Sanders but I can't seem to understand why she is on that list. She's pretty attractive without makeup and the makeup doesn't make that much of a difference.

http://i.imgur.com/7bnmpfH.jpg

scho63 03-10-2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9482778)
Gross. & they all look like they are whacked out on dope

My thoughts exactly.

There are some brutally ugly ones and a few look like dudes before!

So much for the fantasy. :huh:

Dayze 03-10-2013 06:37 PM

There are some who aren't bad. But holy shit. there are quite a few who are.

I remember seeing Jenna Jameson without makeup, she didn't look bad at all. This was pre-****ed up plastic surgery

seclark 03-10-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9483182)
I make a vagina out of a Pringles can. It always feels like whoa.

Fill it with warm liver...talk about a ride.
Sec

Sorter 03-10-2013 08:52 PM

*pukes*

DaneMcCloud 03-10-2013 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Iron Chief (Post 9483579)
Holy shit

I always wondered how the guys in the movies could last so long doing ever position twice....now I know the secret..the guys know their (girls) secret.


The 3rd one is ghastly..she has so much make up on I'm surprised her neck can support her head.

Viagra.

No joking.

Pepe Silvia 03-10-2013 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Iron Chief (Post 9483579)
Holy shit

I always wondered how the guys in the movies could last so long doing ever position twice....now I know the secret..the guys know their (girls) secret.

No, its because most of those male pornstars are gay. lol

CoMoChief 03-10-2013 09:45 PM

Rachel Starr looks ****ing ugly

she has the best body in porn...i'd still love to wreck that shit for one night.

Consistent1 03-10-2013 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9484129)
Viagra.

No joking.

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are the best party drugs out there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9484179)
Rachel Starr looks ****ing ugly

she has the best body in porn...i'd still love to wreck that shit for one night.

You need to watch newer stuff.

SnakeXJones 03-10-2013 10:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/pAGeYAK.jpg

She got that herp-a-derp


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