Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9491638)

This edition of Late Night Bullshit is brought to you by Mentos. Mentos, the Freshmaker.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9491713)

I think the bigger problem Andy Dalton has for him is that he plays for the Bengals. I think he is pretty good QB above average but not elite by any measure. I'd rather have Andy Dalton than Alex Smith. I would have been happy if we drafted Andy Dalton in the first place. He would be somebody to root for.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491718)

This guy gets it. THE RED ROCKET IS A WINNER.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491723)

yeah, hes a regular season super hero. Forgets his cape in the playoffs. Isnt that part of the bitch and gripe about alex smith? You guys dont want him because he cant get you to the super bowl?

Make up your ****ing minds.

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9491730)

Just goes to show that Chiefs fans are dumber than everyone else (besides Cowboy fans) in the league, as Andy Dalton would be the Second Coming on r/kansascitychiefs.

Seriously. I don't understand how those ****ing assclowns were part of the movement to take down ***** when all of them are 100% behind the Alex Smith move.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491723)

yeah, hes a regular season super hero. Forgets his cape in the playoffs. Isnt that part of the bitch and gripe about alex smith? You guys dont want him because he cant get you to the super bowl?

Make up your ****ing minds.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491731)

Andy Dalton doesn't have a ****ing noodle arm like Alex Cassel. Get ****ed 9er troll.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491731)

Andy Dalton doesn't have a ****ing noodle arm like Alex Cassel. Get ****ed 9er troll.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491736)

Alex sure kept his team mired in the swamp against the Giants. 0-fer on 3rd down?

Dalton at least keeps his playoff losses interesting.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9491741)

Yes he does.

Andy Dalton is a ginger Alex Smith.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491734)

This guy ****ing gets it too. MOTHER****ING ROSE BOWL CHAMPION ANDY DALTON FTMFW

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491738)

you are kidding right? Andy Daltons arm isnt much stronger than Alex's. Im not a troll. I really get tickled by you internet tough bitches. Wouldnt say boo in a bar, but get em on a forum, and they are bad asses. lol.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491753)

No, he doesn't.

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9491752)

Another thread bashing Alex Smith. Couldn't we just keep it to the 5 we already had?

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491757)

Alex Smith went undefeated at ****ing Utah, and won the fiesta bowl. **** off talking about college accomplishments......

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491758)

Isn't much stronger is still stronger. Alex Cassel is shit.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491753)

No, he doesn't.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491763)

THE FIESTA BOWL ISN'T THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL. ANDY DALTON WAS ON ONE OF 5 NON-PAC12 OR BIG10 TEAMS TO WIN THE ROSE BOWL. **** THE FIESTA BOWL.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9491765)

If you think Dalton isn't in the bottom 1/3 of the league in arm strength, you don't watch him play much.

He is the AJ Green JUGS machine and little else. Without Green going up and stealing the floated, underthrown ducks that Dalton chucks up there, he'd have hideous numbers.

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9491770)

Alex Smith's passes have the zest of Ben Steins voice.

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9491752)

Another thread bashing Alex Smith. Couldn't we just keep it to the 5 we already had?

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9491765)

If you think Dalton isn't in the bottom 1/3 of the league in arm strength, you don't watch him play much.

He is the AJ Green JUGS machine and little else. Without Green going up and stealing the floated, underthrown ducks that Dalton chucks up there, he'd have hideous numbers.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9491782)

Alex Smith needs more threads to bash him in.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491767)

The rose bowl is a ****ing joke. Hence the badgers being in it this year. How many losses did the badgers have this year?5??

Thats the grand daddy of them all?

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9491766)

This is in the top 3 of your best threads ever.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491779)

His arm is bigger than chase, or cassel, or quinns. And defintely bigger than ****ing andy i have no soul daltons....

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491784)

Actually have watched quite a bit of Dalton since the Chiefs have been so wonderful for the last couple of years. He was terrible this year compared to last. Not sure why he took such huge steps back but he didn't really play that well this year. He tried to do too much at times and not enough at others. I expect he will have a much better year this year as that kid is a competitor and will work to get better.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491796)

What? Alex Smith doesnt work his ass off to get better? If you respect how Dalton plays even though he regressed in your opinion, I just think they got film on him and exposed him, and Alex Smith was playing his best in his career, whats your ****ing problem? Where is your optimism? You are sitting here sucking off a short, weak armed qb, at least alex smith is the proto typical size of a qb.

man up.....whats your deal?

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9491694)

**** Alex Smith.



Every ****ing clueless fan likes him because they feel sorry for him. They give their ****ing opinions based on emotions and not ****ing performance.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9491792)

All these hate threads just make me hope Alex ends up successful here. I would literally enjoy seeing success in any measurable way at all. It would be wonderful really enjoyable on this board.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491789)

YOU ARE A ****ING MORMON SLURPING reerun. THE ROSE BOWL IS THE PINNACLE OF COLLEGE SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491803)

ALEX SMITH IS A MORMON. MORMONS HAVE NO SOULS.

Seriously though, I'd take Andy Dalton over Alex "I've been benched for other shitty QBs several times" Cassell all day every day.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9491765)

If you think Dalton isn't in the bottom 1/3 of the league in arm strength, you don't watch him play much.

He is the AJ Green JUGS machine and little else. Without Green going up and stealing the floated, underthrown ducks that Dalton chucks up there, he'd have hideous numbers.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491809)

no dumbass. Playing in the national championship and winning it, is the pinnacle of college football.

The pinnacle of College sporting achievements, is college basketball.

MARCH MADNESS. Bowls until they start the playoff systems, are a JOKE.......

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491803)

ALEX SMITH IS A MORMON. MORMONS HAVE NO SOULS.

Seriously though, I'd take Andy Dalton over Alex "I've been benched for other shitty QBs several times" Cassell all day every day.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491793)

This is the kind of shit that Hootie never looks at. He's always going on about me needing that "one" post that makes me a CP legend. Yet he shoots this kind of stuff down all the time.

The man doesn't know what's good for him, I tell ya!

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9491811)

Dude he is a TCU fan. Don't bother arguing about Dalton its not worth your time.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491810)

To be fair, gingers don't have souls either

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491810)

To be fair, gingers don't have souls either

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9491811)

Dude he is a TCU fan. Don't bother arguing about Dalton its not worth your time.

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 9491805)

This is some of the funniest shit ever posted on this BB. We have a one of the highest rated NFL QBs of the last 2 seasons. We have a very QB friendly coach. Yet you cling to the the chaos earlier in AS's career and throw childish tantrums because the sweet Geno brand candy that you so wanted is put on a higher shelf.

I am not an Alex Smith fan. Not yet anyway. I do not feel sorry for him. He can buy and sell you and I 10 times over. I just feel hopeful based on the combination I mentioned. The least YOU can do is take a wait and see attitude. Unless you want to hold your breath and pout like a spoiled toddler until your face goes grey.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9491816)

Yea, we got ****ed that year. TCU should have been in that championship game because Auburn is going to get USC'ed.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491827)

Well, the key is going to be timing so people are able to see our singing and dancing frog, now, isn't it?

Otherwise you may as well toss Alex on the pile of Cassels, Fitzpatricks, Kolbs, and Carson Palmers. Do it right now and save time (and expended fan frustration)

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491634)

There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.



For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MsROL4Kf8QY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lfrJzkpzCyg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491817)

Gee, a dumbass from Texas, who spent his saturdays watching TCU football because texas football hasnt mattered since vince young, slurping hard on a TCU qb....

Im STUNNED.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491835)

To be fair. Not a single one of those qbs you named has even won a playoff game.

Alex Smith has.

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9491837)

lots of Ravens fans were sick of Joe Flacco's shit until about a month and a half ago...

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491793)

This is the kind of shit that Hootie never looks at. He's always going on about me needing that "one" post that makes me a CP legend. Yet he shoots this kind of stuff down all the time.

The man doesn't know what's good for him, I tell ya!

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491806)

thats the problem though. No matter what Alex Smith does. if he lets say a typical stat line for him.

he goes 16-20 for 240 yards, 2 tds, 0 ints, and its a win. People will bitch because his numbers werent good enough, and if it wasnt for jamaal charles rushing for 150 yards, and the defense carrying alex smith, they would of lost.

The shit is never going to change. Thats the beauty of sissy girls sitting on a forum. Where as if they were face to face with Alex Smith, "oh alex great game!"

Haters gonna hate.

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9491844)

Had his team a game away from the Super Bowl his last full year as a starter, right??

Was leading NFL in passer efficiency when he got hurt last year??

Hmmmmm...

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9491860)

So you are calling Andy Reid a lier? Andy Reid wants to pass the ball more than run the ball yet your suggesting that's not what we are going to do? We are still going rely on the run game with Jamaal Charles & the defense is going have to keep teams from scoring 20+ points on us. We can win game despite Alex Smith like we did 2010 with Matt Cassell. Then what do we do in the playoffs?

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491874)

Sighs. If you arent trailing, most teams dont continue to pass. Not sure if you have noticed, but in the past few years, the eagles are trailing a lot, and having to throw. I do not believe that you will have to worry about that with Alex Smith as your qb. I believe you will be leading quite a bit. I believe your defense is much better than what showed last year.

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9491883)

Will you stick around when Alex Smith sucks it up so Bad fhd fans are calling for Daniels?

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9491884)

Dude Andy Reid came out and said his philosphy is to pass and keep passing. Has nothing to do with the lead or if behind he wants to pass the ball and mix in the run. That is what he wants our offense to be about and that is where I think that Alex Smith is going to faulter if he expect Alex to pass that much per game. Alex Smith is ok at less than 25 pass attempts a game but more than that he will be getting in trouble.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491888)

im not going any where goat raper. Ill be here. If nothing else just to piss you off.

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9491908)

<3 you too hun

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491892)

I hadnt seen that. If that is the case, then i am less than optimistic about Alex Smiths chance at success.

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9491732)

we did not upgrade the qb position this year

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9491846)

Joe Flacco has done nothing but sing and dance throughout his NFL career.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491892)

I hadnt seen that. If that is the case, then i am less than optimistic about Alex Smiths chance at success.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan (Post 9491867)

preaching to the choir bro. I see alex bringing the same kind of leadership here that he showed the past year and a half for the 49ers.

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel (Post 9491973)

haters wanna hate...lovers wanna love.