im scared and all alone, looking for the nearest exit, and i'm almost there
 

What is the answer to this riddle?

Matt Cassel Screen Pass.

Poop.

Midgets

Sweet Chocolate Peni

rape cumshot

Finger in butthole

I think I saw this in a SAW movie.

Neatly trimmed beard

Sodomy

Remember to aim up to the top of the mouth, not towards the back.

Rest stop?

Diabeetus-aids

Sperm

Rape Rape Rape Rape

in midair

Big ol' chili dog

Yes, yes it is the answer.

wtf? Seriously?

What is a baby that is about to be birthed?

Antifreeze!

Zombines?

Death..?

suicide is never the answer Chiefs Pantalones

F all of you. I was trying to find out the answer to that riddle I was gonna win 50 bucks lol. Still don't know the answer.

we all knew you would **** it up.

PIIHB?

butt jam

Oj Simpson in white Broncos covered in blood

My last dollar before payday.

A dead lois?

A fetus during labor?

ever heard of google, jackass?

According to Google, it is this thread....

I thought the child birth one was spot on.

Fetuses don't have vision, do they? How can they be looking for something?

In this context, it could mean seeking, as opposed to literally looking.

I'm going with fetus unless a better suggestion comes along.

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Lol @ the first pic

Was it spoken to you or written out? Something to consider: "Alone" could be "a loan". Dunno other than that though

Rat in a sewer.

A rodent in a maze.

Genofascination

Luke Hochevar

I would say sperm but there are billions of those boys looking for a way out, so "alone" doesn't count.

A gum ball. I don't care if I'm wrong.

Feline AIDS.

LMAO

Not sure why but I always love the AIDS references.

A big day after drinking 20 natty lights turd.

Water

lol

colubine/denver theater/any other mass shootings

buttplug

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Don't worry your on the highway to hell no exit to get off.

Chiefs fandome

Jovan with an outdated GPS trying to find the stadium?

You're trying too hard

you were eaten by a Grue

Tall building or shotgun?

You are a lost pussy who hasn't the slight clue as to how to use google maps. Also from the last part, stating that you are almost there, you are masturbating as well.

Hey I tried to give a legit answer in my post. I only thought about it for 2 seconds, but that counts as trying right?

A gerbil hot on the trail of that cheesy-smellin' smegma!