**** this day
 

Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.

Why do you have to take a piss test for an accident?

Anytime you get in an accident on the job, a piss test is required when you're driving.

Uh wtf dude?

Just go take a piss on his shoes then afterwards do a 360 walk around and flip him off...

what kind of moron backs into a ****ing oxy truck :p

And backing accidents are the worst. The route driving companies I worked for over the years stressed big time that at no reason ever should there be a backing accident and most likely your job fault or no fault of your own.

Corn went down NINETY MITHER****IMNG CENTS PER ****ING BUSHEL the last 2 days. You have to piss in a cup. I have to bend the **** over.

sounds like your fault. you're lucky it was a truck, not a person. good luck.

Looking for a new job soon eh?

If I'm reading this correctly... You backed into a parked vehicle. How isn't this your fault, again?

ROFL

Maybe if you'd done what you were supposed to do, him being double parked wouldn't have been an issue. Have fun.

So do you have drugs in your system?

So are you clean?

At least you weren't on Oxy at the time.

So basically, it's your fault? I mean, you do own the **** up, right?

So did a whole bunch of zit cream pour out the back? Or was it just full of the medicated pads? Maybe you could take some home and use them. You wouldn't have to buy any face cleaning supplies for quite some time.

Your job has been Oxycuted.

LMAO LMAO

hey look, it's one of the million QBs that's better than Alex Smith!

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Hi, Billy Mays here. Oxy Kaboom. Its Inmem58 approved.

They closed my case because the piece of shit safety douche bag didn't take a piss test. He thought since he was safety he didn't have to.

So, he didn't want to piss & get caught dirty. Why whould he think that just because he is "safety" guy he wouldn't have to pee in a cup? What a dumb ass.

Power trip I guess.

What kind of company lets you "opt out" of a piss test? Those are pretty strict rules for insurance reasons, no?

Nope.
Dudes tokin.
Everybody knows the rules.

Well he's still employed with us. Funny because after all this shit that went down he had to go to Houston for some unknown reason and one of Houston's safety guys is working with us. The change is only for a week.

I hope its not that annoying Houston who dat guy you're working with now.

**** his daughter in the ass, take pics and tell him that her DNA showed up on your piss test!

Funny, this came across my mind during the initial pissing in a cup.