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houstonwhodat 04-10-2013 05:47 PM

Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?
 
Is it football season yet?

They have been talking about this on the radio today.

"A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying."

http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon

http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos


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WhitiE 04-10-2013 05:48 PM

Ouch

Dayze 04-10-2013 06:00 PM

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

Al Bundy 04-10-2013 06:02 PM

Isn't that what Scott Pioli did to the Chiefs?

houstonwhodat 04-10-2013 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 9575639)
Isn't that what Scott ***** did to the Chiefs?

I thought Pioli used a gerbel not an eel?

Al Bundy 04-10-2013 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9575644)
I thought ***** used a gerbel not an eel?

Scott was the Eel, the Chiefs were this mans innards.

WhitiE 04-10-2013 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9575630)
I think it's safe to say we've all been there

LMAO

threebag 04-10-2013 07:33 PM

Should have put a muzzle on that ****er

Hammock Parties 04-10-2013 07:34 PM

it's always a danger, but there are risks you have to take

plbrdude 04-10-2013 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9575630)
I think it's safe to say we've all been there

i think not

Canofbier 04-10-2013 08:03 PM

Snakes look slimy but aren't; this man knew that and found an eel instead. Good for him.

Demonpenz 04-10-2013 08:07 PM

probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

Bowser 04-10-2013 08:07 PM

Had an ex like that once.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:09 PM

Somewhere, Richard Gere is bookmarking this story...

Simply Red 04-10-2013 08:13 PM

PN

CrazyPhuD 04-10-2013 08:28 PM

Sounds like he came from a well-eeled family.

houstonwhodat 04-10-2013 08:38 PM

That eel is a pain in the butt.

CrazyPhuD 04-10-2013 08:57 PM

BTW did they find out if the eel went ATM?

RedDread 04-10-2013 10:23 PM

Rectum, damn near colon!

MeatRock 04-10-2013 10:25 PM

He got his asshole ate out fer real. ROFL

CrazyPhuD 04-10-2013 10:40 PM

I wonder if people will start calling it 'eeling' now instead of prairie dogging.

TinyEvel 04-10-2013 10:43 PM

How did this Chinese man get to Florida?

CrazyPhuD 04-10-2013 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 9576990)
How did this Chinese man get to Florida?

Through Key West?

philfree 04-10-2013 10:48 PM

If you knew sushi like he new sushi!

Holladay 04-11-2013 04:39 AM

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funny as hell....not a eel thou


old classic

Jimmya 04-11-2013 04:47 AM

Holy sh**

bevischief 04-11-2013 06:24 AM

:bolt:

KChiefer 04-11-2013 06:33 AM

Mányú can't make this stuff up!

BlackHelicopters 04-11-2013 06:45 AM

Who hasn't experimented with eels, and various other small aquatic creatures? Show of hands?

Goldmember 04-11-2013 07:30 AM

Maybe they can train eels to eat hemorrhoids

WhiteWhale 04-11-2013 07:43 AM

Ugh. I once read a story (again, chinese people) where 2 guys, as a prank, stuck a live eel up a passed out drunken friend's ass.

It chewed through his large intestines and he did not survive.

Radar Chief 04-11-2013 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 9577219)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=cTrOb8zyrZk

dont know how to embed



funny as hell....not a eel thou


old classic

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KChiefer 04-11-2013 07:52 AM

Coming soon to a Panda Express near you...

http://s12.postimg.org/xgo08perx/Sha..._Express_3.jpg

J Diddy 04-11-2013 08:54 AM

So, uh, what happened to the eel?

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-11-2013 09:25 AM

EEL abuse !

beach tribe 04-11-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 9576023)
Should have put a muzzle on that ****er

Yeah.
THAT'S what he should have done.ROFL

beach tribe 04-11-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9576152)
probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

I bet he wishes that eel would have sputtered out.

Dave Lane 04-11-2013 10:04 AM

Q and really old Q

gblowfish 04-11-2013 10:05 AM

It's probably hard for a chinese dude to yell "ARMAGEDDON!!"

LiveSteam 04-11-2013 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9575630)
I think it's safe to say we've all been there

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Rausch 04-11-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9575595)
Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...

KChiefer 04-11-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9576152)
probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

Rep on the Eels reference! Love these songs:

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houstonwhodat 04-11-2013 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9577712)
I've been so toxic drunk I puked for 1/2 an hour and took the paint off a brand new car (sorry Fatzod.)

I have never, at any point, considered jamming living animals up my azz as a good idea.

Remind me not to get drunk in Asia...

What the hell were you drinking Drano?

Rausch 04-11-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9577826)
What the hell were you drinking Drano?

Pretty much everything...

bevischief 04-11-2013 10:52 AM

What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.

Dayze 04-11-2013 11:00 AM

gotta be painful. he'll definitely eel that one in the morning.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-11-2013 11:14 AM

Lemmy Winks in eel form

Rausch 04-11-2013 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9577852)
What the hell was he drinking? So I can avoid it.

Uh huh...

:spock:


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