*****OFFICIAL Draft Luke Joeckel Thread*****
 

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So please tell me why this clown gets to start threads, again?

soft bitch

reported

Ditto. Harassment.

LMAO

I do kind of wish this board had a tougher policy on trolls, especially when they're not even ****ing Chiefs fans.

"Playing" with them only works on turds like Blackbob and Knowmo. The magic is lost on this worthless reerun, though.

In the meantime, I guess he gets free reign to spam the board with terrible ****ing threads that people will only use to shit on him with. Isn't that why BlackBob got banned in the end?

But whatever. Just my opinion.

Sorry bro. But Luke Joeckel is very likely the #1 pick by the KC Chiefs. He deserves an official thread. If the QB from West Virginia that the Chiefs aren't picking can have one, so can the best LT prospect of the last decade.

He deserves a thread. Started by you. A non-Chiefs fan. Whose history of trollery on this board is VERY well-known. On the eve of your Minnesota Twins fan thread.

How about no, Scott?

I love the Chiefs. Big fan.

http://cdn2.nowhereplans.com/wp-cont...82e0_large.gif

[sarcasm]His mom is forcing to pose for his 1st day of school. [/sarcasm]

Somebody want to tell me what that IMG is? Can't view it from work.

Supernatural

Two bros hugging. Because I love you.

I loved taking trolls and jamming a pencil in them and spinning them to hell.

Quit your damn whining

OP is trying too hard and people still take the bait.

Shut your inbred piece of shit mouth

He is definitely annoying. But , it's sometimes good to keep a few reeruns around.

I mean seriously man, we have been hearing this shit for weeks from you, can't you like put a sock in it for a while?

You do know by you posting this that this is a shout out for the Jags to draft him right?

What shit? Blackmon's trolling? I've only brought it up a handful of times, usually as a direct call-out. This is the first time I've ever mentioned the possibility of mod action.

Yea but that is being a pussy man... Just block him if he bruises your vagina.. I do it all the time.... Wait, No I don't because I am not a sniveling pussy...LMAO


Man up and rinse off the flap of skin that is keeping the dirt out of your mangina

WHOAH!

That's not how we roll here.

You're better than that.


















Hammer that $#it down into the dirt until it's tired of spouting stupid...

This thread can eat shit and die in an AIDs fire

I'm not advocating it. I didn't even want Black Bob to get banned. I thought the charges were pretty loose for a permaban like that, considering the whole "suing the forum" thing got straightened out by the time he was on his 3rd mult account.

All I'm saying is that Jags fan is now doing the exact same thing that Black Bob got banned for.

Your team drafts #1 and His drafts #2 , you know there is gonna be some smack talk, that's what makes this forum great... You can slap people around and get slapped around and as long as you stay within the rules you are good.

The dude is a Jags fan.. He has very little bright moments to reflect on or to look forward to.. Not surprising he is over zealous

So...Jokel to the Jags? Got it.
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No clue. He's a 'tard. But he's kinda fun to mock. A living pinata.

These are not, in any way, comparable...

He's filled Knowmo's role as board gimp nicely

I would take 100 Knowmos over this ****ing dipshit.

This

His douhgy body will look damn good in those god awful unis...Of course if they went with an alternate white giving him that true Pillsbury look, that would be puuuuurfect.

Imagine the horror of one trying to pimp the Jags offense though

This is why Super Ignore is most excellent.

LMAO

Cockmon is getting pretty adept and trolling I must admit.

This

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 1m

Report: Dolphins like Luke Joeckel and Eric Fisher a lot more than they like Lane Johnson http://wp.me/p14QSB-8abC

I'm not sold on Joekel being the best player or LT.
Didn't Jimmy Johnson point out back in the day that
1. You really don't take tackles with the first overall and
2. If there is a QB out there you like, you use that pick to get him

Picking a tackle early in today's game is BEYOND stupid.

Can we get a mod to sticky this after Joeckel is the pick on the 25th?

Ignore thread is my friend.

tehehe!

Joeckel v Miller. Can, Not, WAIT

Go jerk off to your Fred Taylor poster you sumbitch.

Luke away, Luke away, Luke away, in nixie can.

Good number 2 to fisher

Luke Joeckel - T - Aggies
NFL Network's Daniel Jeremiah gave Texas A&M T Luke Joeckel and Central Michigan T Eric Fisher the same grade as Matt Kalil.
Jeremiah did add that he would rank Kalil above both, however. Kalil put forward an excellent rookie campaign and allowed the Vikings to shuffle their offensive line and improve at multiple spots. Expect both Fisher and Joeckel to be top five selections.
Source: Daniel Jeremiah on Twitter Apr 13 - 1:22 PM

Very interesting

You guys are getting a winner.

Joeckel is going to look good on the right side of that line. Between him and Monroe, an improved Gabbert won't have the Jags fan wishing for David Garrard back in a Jags uniform.

Keep it up buddy. You only get 11 more days until reality crashes down on you.

Hey, I know. It's going to suck watching you guys make a little noise in the AFC with that improved offensive line.

You're probably looking forward to seeing Gabbert reach his potential now that he has TWO guys that can actually block for him. Exciting times for you and the six other Jag fans out there!

That's right! I forgot you believe the Jags are "rebuilding".

Good one.

I thought they changed their name to the Tarpons. Accross the state from the Tampons.

You did! You're telling yourself they're rebuilding.

Hee hee

Good one

Come on B14ckmon. Where's that douchey fire at. You're looking softer than Joeckel in here.

Hee hee

jajajaajajajaaj!

I bet he gives killer hugs. Him and Reid are going to team up and hug the world.

Weak. Joeckel trolling is so last week.

I don't like Joeckel. I don't want Joeckel.

Your GM is about to pull the ultimate Joeckel troll on you in 11 days.

You'll be banned in 11 days so it doesn't matter what happens. Once Kansas City and Jacksonville pick, you'll have outlasted your usefulness, not that you haven't already but maybe the mods are keeping you around as a jester or a pet... Whatever makes them happy I suppose.

The level of care I have in that matter is still stuck on 0.

Oh I know you don't care, you wouldn't be what you are if you did, I just think of it as the countdown to the reaping of Jaguars trash on this forum. Letting people know it'll be over soon. Like a PSA if you will.

Why are you so threatened by fans of other teams?

You Sonofabitch!!!

Daniel Jeremiah ‏@MoveTheSticks 7m
If you are KC, would you take pick #12, a 2nd rd pick this year and a 3rd rd pick next year for the #1 pick? Purely hypothetical.

Yes

Just that? **** no.

whwhwhat??