Top 5 reasons you should vote for me for DOTY
 

1. Rape is awesome

2. Pioli should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

And you started a cigar thread a while back. :)

I'm surprised that losing n00b of the year wasn't one of the reasons listed.

You have Pennywise as an avatar which ranks as pretty damn awesome.

There are much bigger douches around here.

You gotta fat face and a crooked middle finger.

You should hate yourself.

I will ****ing cut you

I put that finger in your mom.


Choose wisely bitch

If it's a paper cut, so help me God, I will be ultra-pissed.


That shit hurts.

you should know begging for win = loss.

If you didn't beg you wouldn't be married bitch

I wanna take boxxy babe out for a steak dinner, bring her back to my apartment, put some Barry Manilow on, light some flower scented candles, and RAPE HER.

It'll be I between your fingers you ****

You look like the michelin man's handicapped brother.

This thread sucks

Back up skills when driving should help your cause

ROFL

Where do you live bro?

Wanna compare spouses? Alright then shut up.

Well there is that, and you are actually a gigantic douchebag. Hope that helps.....

Missouri, I recall your worst day thread where the safety guy got sent to Houston .


lol, just sayin

You look like Fred Durst's reeruned doppelganger.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Trying too hard. NO VOTES FOR YOU!!!!!!! :harumph:

You're a loser...

...not a douchebag.

You probably wear Jncos.

ROFL

Keep typing because even your fat little digits need to lose weight.

You've got some serious douche game going, but I just don't see you out-douching Hootie or Wickedson.

I'm a way bigger douche than this guy.

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Doesn't get much douchier than me.

True lol.



I might give up hahah

OMG what a douche.

Yeah................too much competition for me

We gotta talk Joey. I've failed you somehow.

I love these deflection threads.

"I'm going to pretend I want a bunch of votes for a contest when in reality I just want everyone to like me but I'm going to pretend otherwise because I'm edgy."

Feeling threatened there, little fella?

Somebody feels threatened by the new douche on the block.

You really know how to get the douche flyin don't you? God knows what douche war this is gonna start. When you enter a thread it becomes a post World Series locker room celebration, except bottles of Massengil instead of champagne.

MY ****ING NIGHTMARE OH LAWD

I don't know what I'd do if I don't win.

He's feeling left out.


Expect him to go off track and diss lumpy somehow

?

You're uninformed.

I don't say anything about that user until she goes out of her way to bring me up. I think she may have a crush.

Bro, you know damn well you sit by your computer waiting for her pop off.

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

That's a lie.

Does having sex with an non-consenting female ring a bell?

well I'll do that win or lose

You have an infactuation with her, we all can see it. Don't kid yourself.

ROFL
All kidding aside, you're a waiter. Far from an intellectual, dude.

I'm so infactuated.

Nobody can deny hootie douche of the universe.

Ok there's one way to settle this you two. Name the douchiest thing you've ever done. (besides each others moms). Go.

Nah, I think you'd be proud.

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

opened a car door for a pretty girl back in high school

chivalry

super douchey

now I just give them $7 cab fare and boot them out the door; way less douchey

This post should win you DOTY. I hope this is just an internet persona, but it seems all too natural to you.

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I'm sorry that I like drinking and I like 20 year old girls.

you probably are since infactuated isn't a word

Service industry, money, booze, girls, no education.

He gets drunk and satisfies fat women in exchange for cash.

It's a good gig if you can tolerate it.

I collect luggage carts at JFK International and return them for a $0.50 deposit. Adds up; gets you plenty of meals at BK.

I do as well. I just don't post about it.

That post was drenched in douche.

I think he's attempting a reverse psychological ploy.

fortunately my resume was good enough to land me a pretty sweet career

I think employers are going to start leaning away from hiring kids out of college since everyone goes to college now and it is literally dumbing down the work force and start focusing on experience so on and so forth

college should be for doctors and lawyers...

you don't need college for anything else

From your posts I gather that you are a waiter at a high end restaurant.

I'm sorry that you don't have skill bro.

It's not my fault. I can't teach you. It's natural for me.

:spock:

This makes you look like you need an education to avoid looking reeruned.

Engineering?

I've been dating a gorgeous girl for 2 years. No skill needed.

I wouldn't mind it. Being a waiter is underrated.

You can make $60K waiting tables 40-50 hours a week at a freaking Dave and Busters in a big city.

I'm pretty sure the median income on this board isn't $60K.

I miss it, honestly. Make a lot of friends, make pretty decent money, eat a lot of free food...fit my schedule better as a night person, and I was quite good at it so there wasn't a lot of stress.

ROFL

not voting until you address us as "brahs" in thread title

yeah and that

and teachers

but getting an economics degree? Whoopdeedoo.

Don't give a shit. I've dated plenty of girls with degrees who were simply ... dumb.

If someone gave me $50K and said you have to finish your 4 year degree with a 4.0 I could do it without issue.

The problem I always faced was I didn't have someone forcing me to go to class and I would simply just not go. I got drunk, worked full time, and put vagina over being an adult.

I regret it at times, but it doesn't really matter anymore because I'm pretty much set.

I wasn't saying there is anything wrong with it. And definitely underrated for the money you can make with no degree. I respect the hell out of people that can do that for a living and are good at it. It can be very stressful, unless like you said, you are very good at it.

Omg a C was typo'ed


Run for the hills

To each their own.

I have plenty of friends with degrees and I don't consider them to be very smart people. Some are, some aren't.

A degree is overrated IMO.

I think in the next 10-20 years employers are going to start agreeing. They are very watered down now.

(excluding doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc...)

send me a hooker

Yea, I know plenty of people who have degrees who are clueless about making it in the world. My fiance did not go to college but is plenty ****ing smart. She easily could get a degree but chose to work right away and not rack up debt. The debt gathering was my job!

Depends on the discipline, but if you choose the right degree with a definite job at the end, your career earning to debt ratio is very good. If you are like many idiots who get psychology or general business degrees and expect a decent paying job, good ****ing luck.

so in 3 posts you did a complete 180 and now agree with me?

anyways

I have hundreds of friends at the U of I that have degrees/are getting degrees. When I went to ISU, same thing. ISU was a joke. I edited my roommates final paper and it was the worse thing I had ever read. That guy has a degree.

The economics/communication/gen ed/etc... degrees are laughable. Professors don't care anymore, online classes are a huge joke...

employers aren't just going to hire these people out of college when they have zero prior work experience...they are just getting burned by these kids now...because they are too entitled and expect everything to be easy and don't want to work

I honestly predict that in 10-20 years people are going to realize that work experience/a good resume/good professional references are a lot better than an economics degree.

Hell, an associates and an impeccable working resume landed me a pretty sweet gig.

Eh, I could be a case in point for watering down the physician profession.

You've seen me post here.

However, i disagree entirely, and I think your view is skewed by two things:
a. You didn't get a degree, and there is some inherent regret there. That happens to almost everybody in that situation, whether they admit it or not

b. You need to start surrounding yourself with better people. A college degree won't make you, but it will give you a lot of opportunities to make yourself. The rest is up to you.