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Buehler445 05-02-2013 10:55 AM

Pistachios
 
Goddamn things are as addictive as crack! :cuss:

I haven't had any in a couple years, so I bought a bag, and I can't put them down. The problem is they cost roughly a trillion dollars a bag.

I need a 12 step program.

ptlyon 05-02-2013 10:56 AM

Get crackin

noa 05-02-2013 10:58 AM

The key is to get pistachios that are still in their shells so you have to take the time and get them out, which slows you down and prevents you from stuffing them all in your mouth at once.
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Dayze 05-02-2013 10:58 AM

dude...I saw a huge bag at Costco of UNSHELLED pistacios. holy shit.

at least with the effort of shelling them you can somewhat limit how much you eat. but I can't imagine a bag of shelled 'stacios. I'd knock out an entire bag alone.;

seclark 05-02-2013 10:59 AM

best nut in the world.
diverticulitis sucks.
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KCUnited 05-02-2013 10:59 AM

I'm down with their pudding as well.

seclark 05-02-2013 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9652324)
I'm down with their pudding as well.

ice cream!
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loochy 05-02-2013 11:01 AM

First of all, yeah, they are really good. My tongue gets sores on it from the salt because I like to put the salty nut in my mouth and suck on it before I crack it open and get to the delicious nutty inside. Nohomo.

Buehler445 05-02-2013 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652323)
best nut in the world.
diverticulitis sucks.
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http://www.livestrong.com/article/32...iverticulosis/

Did not know. Thanks.

seclark 05-02-2013 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9652355)

fighting the shit right now. loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills. if it doesn't get better by tomorrow, they're checking me in the hospital for a weekend worth of iv's. they've already taken a third of my colon, so I gotta watch it pretty close.
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ptlyon 05-02-2013 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652368)
fighting the shit right now. loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills. if it doesn't get better by tomorrow, they're checking me in the hospital for a weekend worth of iv's. they've already taken a third of my colon, so I gotta watch it pretty close.
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Shit dude, sorry :huh:

Dartgod 05-02-2013 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9652336)
I like to put the salty nut in my mouth and suck on it.

Sig-worthy.

Buehler445 05-02-2013 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652368)
fighting the shit right now. loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills. if it doesn't get better by tomorrow, they're checking me in the hospital for a weekend worth of iv's. they've already taken a third of my colon, so I gotta watch it pretty close.
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**** man. That sucks.

journeyscarab 05-02-2013 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652368)
fighting the shit right now. loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills. if it doesn't get better by tomorrow, they're checking me in the hospital for a weekend worth of iv's. they've already taken a third of my colon, so I gotta watch it pretty close.
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Holy crap! Eddie Van Halen got that stuff last year. Hope you get better.

loochy 05-02-2013 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9652380)
Sig-worthy.

:cuss: i said nohomo!

gblowfish 05-02-2013 11:28 AM

A friend of mine lives in Berkeley, CA. The farmers market has a pistachio nut farm that brings them to market, roasts and seasons them fresh on the spot, then packs them in cryovac for shipping. He sends me some for Christmas, and man, are they good. Very addictive.

jiveturkey 05-02-2013 11:30 AM

I'm addicted to these.....

http://fivedownunder.files.wordpress...1/dsc_0166.jpg

ChiefaRoo 05-02-2013 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9652336)
First of all, yeah, they are really good. My tongue gets sores on it from the salt because I like to put the salty nut in my mouth and suck on it before I crack it open and get to the delicious nutty inside. Nohomo.

I bet you do Playboy.

Dave Lane 05-02-2013 11:41 AM

Pistachios are the shit followed closely by cashews...

Predarat 05-02-2013 11:42 AM

I love these things:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01...30_500X500.jpg

Dayze 05-02-2013 11:48 AM

wasabi peanuts from Dean and Deluca are the shit.

Mr. Kotter 05-02-2013 12:34 PM

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n66pf.jpg

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652368)
fighting the shit right now. loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills. if it doesn't get better by tomorrow, they're checking me in the hospital for a weekend worth of iv's. they've already taken a third of my colon, so I gotta watch it pretty close.
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:eek:


sorry

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 01:00 PM

if you eat a ton of them does it make your poop/pee green?

seclark 05-02-2013 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9652735)
if you eat a ton of them does it make your poop/pee green?

not like the red ones do.
anyone know why they dye them red?
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thabear04 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9652313)
Goddamn things are as addictive as crack! :cuss:

I haven't had any in a couple years, so I bought a bag, and I can't put them down. The problem is they cost roughly a trillion dollars a bag.

I need a 12 step program.

You get the bag from Costco ?

DaKCMan AP 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

Pistachios are Awesome as long as they're unsalted.

Radar Chief 05-02-2013 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9652774)
not like the red ones do.
anyone know why they dye them red?
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Cosmetic, they didn’t think people would eat green nuts. See them more than the red ones anymore though.

Dave Lane 05-02-2013 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9652735)
if you eat a ton of them does it make your poop/pee green?

Are you posting for Donger today?

loochy 05-02-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9652735)
if you eat a ton of them does it make your poop/pee green?

Fruity Pebbles do that

seclark 05-02-2013 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9652795)
Cosmetic, they didn’t think people would eat green nuts. See them more than the red ones anymore though.

really? cosmetic...that stuff is harder to wash off of your peni than Cheetos cheese.
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Buehler445 05-02-2013 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by thabear04 (Post 9652785)
You get the bag from Costco ?

Unfortunately no. I bought them from a local grocery store. That makes them even more goddamned expensive.

ToxSocks 05-02-2013 01:36 PM

Pistachios are good.

But Cashews are the King.

Cashews are in heavy rotation for me during football season. Cashews and beer every Sunday nom nom nom nom

DaKCMan AP 05-02-2013 01:36 PM

Cashews are Awesome as long as they're unsalted.

Baby Lee 05-02-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 9652439)

I miss the peanuts with the ground chili and lime leaf.

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9652906)
Cashews are Awesome as long as they're unsalted.

i like dry roasted,unsalted peanuts

Rasputin 05-02-2013 01:54 PM

Pistachio cream pie mother ****ers.



YUM!

Rain Man 05-02-2013 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9652903)
Pistachios are good.

But Cashews are the King.

Cashews are in heavy rotation for me during football season. Cashews and beer every Sunday nom nom nom nom


A grocery store near me sells cashews in a five-pound container or some such thing, and it's embarrassing how fast I can go through it.

seclark 05-02-2013 02:22 PM

pecans are pretty ****in good, too.
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Baby Lee 05-02-2013 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9653072)
pecans are pretty ****in good, too.
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Of the roasted salted varieties, pecans are by far my favorite.

Raw, I go for almonds

lcarus 05-02-2013 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9652490)
wasabi peanuts from Dean and Deluca are the shit.

Wasabi peas are really awesome too. They sell them at the asian food stores here. They're crunchy and delicious.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5ka2SFhV1qftjcs.jpg

FlaChief58 05-02-2013 03:25 PM

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Pepe Silvia 05-02-2013 03:25 PM

I just ate half a bag, they're criminal.

Dunerdr 05-02-2013 03:50 PM

I was once an addict. Then they did a commercial with them and snooki now i just make that association and im turned off from dark skinned girls and the nuts.


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