Utah soccer ref dies after player's punch
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/14...player?cc=5901
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HADOUKEN!!!!
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Ride with the Devil
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shit? it just got real.
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Ban soccer!
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Kid better learn how to goal tend his butthole.
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Zidane is unimpressed....
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Probably first time that kid is glad he's not an adult
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Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.
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Cut me some slacKEN. |
SportingKC is better.
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Have no idea what the minimum sentence would be for a conviction. |
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Falcon PUNCH™
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Soccer sucks
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It was Zach's kid :O
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And i'm glad no dumbshit has come in here saying "life with no parol"... yet.. I'll give it another 10 posts until some ****faced **** says something as stupid as we know CP is capable of. |
5 years with possibility of parole after 3 sounds about right.
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Life with no parole is definitely the way to go...... or isolate him in a room with Rex Hudler.
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I think Rausch's suggestion - Life of reffing soccer games would be punishment enough.
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This is one of those cases where prison doesn't seem like the best solution, though it's certainly called for. The kid should be incarcerated for a year or two to do anger management therapy, and then he should pay the family some stipend every month for the rest of his life. He stole their family member, after all.
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if only he had a gun to defend himself
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Apparently the Grim Reaper overlooked visiting this ref for the last 5 years. The deceased looks like he got more than his daily allowance of grains and water through the intake of doughnuts and beer; probably smoked 2 or more packs a day as well. It looks like he's stored a whole Bundt cake inside his neck within the upper part of his esophagus, to be completely swallowed immediately upon thinking of food. The player feared the ref was going to eat him and reacted in self-defense, thinking he was reaching into his pocket for a salt shaker.
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Tragic
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Man 2 right?
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I bet the ump flopped and hit his head.
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A mistake?!?!?!? What, he hit him accidentally? **** the little bastard. he needs about 50 years in a hardcore prison. That way he won't be too dangerous when he's released. |
So when is the celebratory riot scheduled?
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I thought you weren't supposed to use your hands?
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I think the judge can look to con air for a guide on manslaughter charges.
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I'm surprised there haven't been refs slipping into comas all over the world from the overwhelming boredom of having to watching that much soccer tbh.
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