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QuikSsurfer 05-05-2013 10:53 AM

Utah soccer ref dies after player's punch
 
http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/14...player?cc=5901

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A Utah soccer referee who slipped into a coma after being punched by a teenage player during a game a week ago died Saturday night, police said.

Ricardo Portillo, 46, of Salt Lake City passed away at the hospital, where he was being treated following an assault, Unified police spokesman Justin Hoyal said.

Police have accused a 17-year-old player in a recreational soccer league of punching Portillo after the man called a foul on him and issued him a yellow card.
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Portillo suffered swelling in his brain and had been listed in critical condition, Dr. Shawn Smith said Thursday at the Intermountain Medical Center in the Salt Lake City suburb of Murray.
http://img.ksl.com/slc/2506/250694/2.../top_story_635

more at the link

Ceej 05-05-2013 10:59 AM

HADOUKEN!!!!

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-05-2013 11:00 AM

Ride with the Devil
Alien Intruder
Swamp Thing
Under the Valcano

Ebolapox 05-05-2013 11:00 AM

shit? it just got real.

Frazod 05-05-2013 11:01 AM

Ban soccer!

notorious 05-05-2013 11:02 AM

Kid better learn how to goal tend his butthole.

QuikSsurfer 05-05-2013 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9658871)
HADOUKEN!!!!

You mean..... SHORYUKEN!!!

Bowser 05-05-2013 11:13 AM

Zidane is unimpressed....
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/zidane-deathstar.gif

ChiliConCarnage 05-05-2013 11:14 AM

Probably first time that kid is glad he's not an adult

Deberg_1990 05-05-2013 11:26 AM

Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.

Ceej 05-05-2013 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9658903)
You mean..... SHORYUKEN!!!

I knew it was something-Ken.

Cut me some slacKEN.

Spott 05-05-2013 11:31 AM

SportingKC is better.

milkman 05-05-2013 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9658942)
Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.

I believe the charge would be involuntary manslaughter.

Have no idea what the minimum sentence would be for a conviction.

Rausch 05-05-2013 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9658981)
Have no idea what the minimum sentence would be for a conviction.

Being a ref for children's soccer games...

BigRedChief 05-05-2013 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9658942)
Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.

It was a recreational league. Tensions shouldn't be so high that you want to hit a ref. I don't think this is just a simple mistake.

Sassy Squatch 05-05-2013 11:58 AM

Falcon PUNCH™

Titty Meat 05-05-2013 11:58 AM

Soccer sucks

Simplicity 05-05-2013 11:59 AM

It was Zach's kid :O

QuikSsurfer 05-05-2013 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9658946)
I knew it was something-Ken.

Cut me some slacKEN.

-_-

QuikSsurfer 05-05-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9658981)
I believe the charge would be involuntary manslaughter.

Have no idea what the minimum sentence would be for a conviction.

It's manslaughter, for sure.
And i'm glad no dumbshit has come in here saying "life with no parol"... yet.. I'll give it another 10 posts until some ****faced **** says something as stupid as we know CP is capable of.

LoneWolf 05-05-2013 12:15 PM

5 years with possibility of parole after 3 sounds about right.

MrGiggity 05-05-2013 12:21 PM

Life with no parole is definitely the way to go...... or isolate him in a room with Rex Hudler.

Phobia 05-05-2013 12:52 PM

I think Rausch's suggestion - Life of reffing soccer games would be punishment enough.

Rain Man 05-05-2013 01:47 PM

This is one of those cases where prison doesn't seem like the best solution, though it's certainly called for. The kid should be incarcerated for a year or two to do anger management therapy, and then he should pay the family some stipend every month for the rest of his life. He stole their family member, after all.

Spott 05-05-2013 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9659386)
This is one of those cases where prison doesn't seem like the best solution, though it's certainly called for. The kid should be incarcerated for a year or two to do anger management therapy, and then he should pay the family some stipend every month for the rest of his life. He stole their family member, after all.

And with the felony conviction, he can work at Mcdonald's the rest of his life.

DJJasonp 05-05-2013 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9658942)
Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.

What did this guy get for a similar situation? :hmmm:

Shogun 05-05-2013 02:23 PM

if only he had a gun to defend himself

Nickel D 05-05-2013 03:00 PM

Apparently the Grim Reaper overlooked visiting this ref for the last 5 years. The deceased looks like he got more than his daily allowance of grains and water through the intake of doughnuts and beer; probably smoked 2 or more packs a day as well. It looks like he's stored a whole Bundt cake inside his neck within the upper part of his esophagus, to be completely swallowed immediately upon thinking of food. The player feared the ref was going to eat him and reacted in self-defense, thinking he was reaching into his pocket for a salt shaker.

BlackHelicopters 05-05-2013 03:02 PM

Tragic

Setsuna 05-05-2013 03:13 PM

Man 2 right?

Dave Lane 05-05-2013 04:26 PM

I bet the ump flopped and hit his head.

mikey23545 05-05-2013 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9658942)
Wow, that's horrible. I think the kid should definitely do jail for it, but I have no idea how long? It's not like he meant to kill the guy. Just a horrible situation all around. Lives ruined over a stupid mistake.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 9659021)
It was a recreational league. Tensions shouldn't be so high that you want to hit a ref. I don't think this is just a simple mistake.


A mistake?!?!?!?

What, he hit him accidentally?

**** the little bastard. he needs about 50 years in a hardcore prison. That way he won't be too dangerous when he's released.

Frazod 05-05-2013 04:38 PM

So when is the celebratory riot scheduled?

prrrrrice chopper 05-05-2013 05:00 PM

I thought you weren't supposed to use your hands?

Demonpenz 05-05-2013 05:21 PM

I think the judge can look to con air for a guide on manslaughter charges.
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Rain Man 05-05-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by prrrrrice chopper (Post 9660156)
I thought you weren't supposed to use your hands?

He already had a yellow card for shoving another player, so I bet this gets him a red.

CrazyPhuD 05-05-2013 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9660208)
He already had a yellow card for shoving another player, so I bet this gets him a red.

I'm pretty sure this one gets him the prison bitch card.

Mr. Laz 05-05-2013 05:54 PM

I'm surprised there haven't been refs slipping into comas all over the world from the overwhelming boredom of having to watching that much soccer tbh.


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