ghosts
 

are they real

Real scary, yes

**** yes they're real !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No they are not.

Spent part of the nite in a grave yard this week and no ghosts at all the bastards.

3 men and a ghost

one time i found a ghost in my sonic cherry limeade

Yes. I met my paternal grandfather at the top of our stairs in 1975. He died in 1953.

Yes they do. Proof:

http://www.ghoststudy.com/monthly/feb01/3men.jpg

how did you know he was your grandpa with the sheet on???

WHOA

He wasn't wearing a sheet. And I didn't realize that he was my grandfather until many years later.

That's a standee of Ted Danson.

how was he a ghost if he wasn't wearing standard issue ghost attire? now i'm veerrrry skeptical

I guess that explains your claims of a successful sex life. They're too dead to fight back.

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The fact that he'd been dead for 20 years.

Love that British dry humor. Glad its humor, lest I be forced to call into question whether your sanity is up to snuff.

did he flaunt social norms in life as much as he did in death???

Hey wait a sec....

Thousands of people looking for ghosts daily and not one documented and confirmed sighting with visual proof. Ghosts=Bigfoot.

I'm not kidding, actually.

is bigfoot real

Bullshit. Its a ghost asshole.

Maybe I misunderstood and you're Chaz....

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Do ghosts have assholes? If I woke up and had ghost shit in my toilet, how would I know?

Yes.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/graphics/danson.jpg

There are several stories that have been shared here over the years by tenured members who believe it to be true.

I stand corrected. Don't I feel like a ghost asshole!

Stull, KS

THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, 2012

Lobb Cemetery
This evening a few friends and I visited Lobb Cemetery of Blue Springs, MO on somewhat of a whim after encountering an entry concerning it over at ForgottenUSA.

A little snippet of history (taken from here )

"Lobb Cemetery is one of the oldest cemeteries in Jackson County with

the first burial made on 6 January 1844. The internment was of John P.
CROW, 5 years old, who was the son of Jacob and Agnessa CROW. The old
story goes that the family had recently arrived from what is now Boyle
County, Kentucky near Danville, and had not as yet acquired land to
settle on. They were camped close to their friend Aquilla LOBB, whose
pioneer homesite was only a short distance to the northwest of the
present cemetery. Jacob and Agnessa went for a short visit to the
LOBBS leaving young John asleep. Near John was a kettle of hog fat on
the fire being rendered into lard. Hearing screams they rushed back to
find little John scalded by the hot grease from the overturned kettle.
He only lived for a short time."

Apparently there have been sightings of a little boy's ghost roaming the cemetery, which seems fairly reasonable considering the above story.

I would say that from what we encountered tonight it felt like the surrounding woods more so then even the cemetery were the true bearers of unsettled energy. We heard the steady thumping of something like a drum and a voice that could best be described as robotic, both coming from the depths of the forest. Also, my sister swore she heard the whole of the woods breathe.

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the cat would be pregnant as well

IS THIS A REAL VID????

ROFL

I've observed things that can't really be explained by my current understanding of physical laws.

Did he reach into his pocket and give you a butterscotch?

Nope.

Short answer to this question.

No.

if robots exist why cant ghosts

Nope it was just old caretaker jones and he would have gotten away with it if it werent for those meddling kids.

Scary huh!

it's all the got-dam proof i need!!!

He owes me for some broken windows.

I believe in ghost assholes.

Gross. Do they pucker when they see you?

I won't believe one unless I see one myself.


26 years I haven't believed in ghosts

Nope he said reach in my pocket little boy and get a butterscotch. heehhehehe

put a hot dog under a ghost-resistant box and you'll catch yourself one overnight

As real as your terrible threads, so yes.

Absolutely 100% real...

Anyone who isn't a believer...please spend one night in a place like the Villisca Axe Murder House, the Sallie House, Missouri State Pen, or hell even the Savoy Hotel and then come back and tell me they aren't real.

Spirits and ghosts are one of those things you have to experience it to believe...I understand why there's skeptics.

:hmmm: I've never noticed if they do or not.

Hold on...

Edit: Yes. Yes, they do.

Edit (again): Disregard. Neighbor's poodle... not a ghost.

I've seen them before, btw. Ghosts, I mean, not puckered poodle sphincters.

I did get a blow job in a graveyard not long ago.

Exactly, its same way magnets work. Magic, bitch.

magnets are ghost sandwiches

I shoulda never watched this movie in HD. Talk about an urban legend let down...

3 MEN AND A BABY ON BLU-RAY BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMAO

scooby doo tauwt me taht gohstssss R not real.

duh. booberry cereal?

Is this really true? I believe in a lot of shit but have lost my faith in the existence of ghosts even though my parents both swear on the fact that my neighbors wifes ghost was sitting at our table in her night gown while our neighbor was using my dads van to dump her body.
The reason why I have lost faith in ghosts and poltergeists is all due to video camera age. The only thing you cannot find one legitimate video of is something supernatural. Ive looked.

Does every chick in America have to use "ditto" as like the special ours between us after saying the words "I love You" ?

I love you dear


Ditto



WTF every single girl uses that nothing special about that. Does every girl get possessed because they watch the movie Ghost?

So youve been to all those places and seen ghosts there? What did you see exactly?
I would LOVE to go there. And as much as I would like to see something i would bet 1000 bucks I stay all night and have a boring story to tell the next morning.

ugh that movie perpetuates the stereotype that ghosts are good at pottery

I have never had any out of body experiences or seen any ghosts.

I did once smoke/eat a ton of weed and was convinced my face was melting off. Does that count?

So, in other words, you didnt see shit, and youre imagination ran wild.
That type of fun is why I set out to prove to people that ghosts were real, and pretty much came to the opposite conclusion.

Only if they are Aliens

I smoked some DMT and went to the spirit world for real MFer. True story.
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This thread has been a let down :(

I know it wasnt you. I was kind of responding to the author of it. I call BS.

you should go in your bath room, turn off the lights, and say bloody mary 3X.

The hunt for true supernatural shit always is, Sadly. I want so badly to believe what friends and family members have told me, but I think they just WANT to believe too.

who ya gonna call?

It was delicious.

Heh. i was just looking for a couple of good stories. but alas..

Yes I've been to all three and I've seen shadow people at both the Sallie House and MO State Pen...collected great evidence at all three though.

You probably couldn't pay me enough to go back in the Sallie House lol...one of the scariest places I've been, in the top 3 for sure. Had some very uneasy experiences in that place...