-- New Pussy.
 

What a classy thread....

George, it's a cat thread. You should be all over that.

It IS a cat thread, isn't it?

My daughter has begun walking "our" two pussies around the house and in the back yard. So, that's kind of new. The pussies don't like it much, however.

picked up a few chixxx at LJ Silvers last night...

You sure they weren't ghosts?

I have fake sex all the time too, bro.

Some pussies wear out pretty fast.

Rubbed the lower right side of my cock raw with the Royals fast start, switched to southpaw and its like I'm 28 again.

It's actually kind of funny. My daughter is a lot like me, so has this little cackle when she is "walking" these poor things in the back yard. The really twitchy one managed to wrap itself around an Aspen tree during its "walk." I had to untangle the ****er while it hissed and spat at me.

Does your upper lip still smell like it?

SO MANY PIECES YO

ATLiens, nahmean???

What happened to the MILF?

You hitting those 18 year olds again?

Nothing lately.....been combing the high schools all week though...

I have but it wasn't really strange. Been in that for about 15 years now.

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Alright, alright, alright!

If 1979 is considered lately count me in. SCOOOOOORE! (NHL playoff reference)

Empty net?

gettin dat dick greasy yo

gettin balls deep in dat slaw

Pussy is overrated.


Now blowjobs.....different story.

Only your Mom.

Not cool bro.

Not cool at all

We cloned Alex?
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My crazy neighbor (old dude, never married) had 10 cats he was feeding. Which I hate because they do their business in my yard. Anyway something (fox or raccoon, most likely) took out 7 of them last night and left disassembled parts everywhere. 4 were still in the kitten stage. Gruesome.

Same 'ol, same 'ol.

Works for me!

This thread is pathetic.

sounds like somebody could use some poon tang

Opened it up thinking it was an update on Moeki's improved conditioning program

Yeah sure, I tried that excuse once.

ROFL

Off and on for a few months. Neighbor chick. Her name is Wendy. She's a vet tech but on workmans comp cause she got kicked in the head by a mule at the equine hospital

There's a head trauma joke in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to find a funny way to piece it together

Every banged a chick with an eye patch?

Not one who actually needed one. But just wore it for me. It does it for me.

SR, you're awesome. I miss interacting with you.

Let me tell you, if poking a cyclops isn't on your bucket list it should be!

No, but I was dressed as captain Morgan once, does that count?

that depends, is the parrot ok?

Never been the same, once we asked her to join.....

Pics or GTFO

Does a chick with half a foot count?

New Pussy in the family this past January. My son is extremely allergic to 4 legged pussy so believe it or not this REALLY hairy pussy is the lowest on the dander scale.

Been a little while.

I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin

my dong smelled like tartar sauce this morning

FEELIN GOOD

http://i.imgur.com/QzNwwNw.jpg

That cat looks like my kitty cat Meesh Meesh. I bet they are related.

I got this whore down the street to give me a handjob for a pack of smokes the other day.

Neva Masquerade Siberian??

My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT

:shake: How long's it been since you had sex?

She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Stop objectifying women

Always keep one handy in the wallet.

I good romantic comedy such as


Say Anything
Sixteen Candles
Chasing Amy
40 yr old virgin
Knocked Up
Wedding Crashers


You get the point. Get her favorite beer

Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.

Will do. Thanks!

I would recommend you have a diaper party.

Free diapers bro

:hail:

never ask another pecker to join

Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.

ROFL I was expecting someone to call me out on my post considering my situation. Fail CP.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be dripping with irony...

If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.