Have you ever been with a fat chick?
 

How was it?

she put it in for me.

If you speak British ask Donger's mom

Fat chicks are like scooters. They're fun to ride...until your friends see you on one.

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Disagree. Skinny bitch with big tits is where it's at.

No.

NO but hell NO /Omaha

Any ****er that said they've never had a fat chick is not only a liar, but a damn liar.


Sometimes you just got to **** a fat chick.

Why? No fat chicks in europe?

got a no-kiss beej from a fat girl once. Meh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Here I'll break it down so you understand.

Just imagine it's a fat dude, but with a vagina.

Whatever.


You know you smoke the reef and poke the pig.

More cushion for the pushin'

I was only 16-17. Didn't know what to do :-(

With or without flour?

Never been with an ugly chick either. Iv'e posted plenty of pics here of me & my girlfriends

I understand. It's chiefsplanet. They're all supermodels.

Your moms clitorous looks like adrien brodys nose?

All CP members bench 500 pounds so I bet that's some good sex with fat chicks.

Not my fault I have game

Gota be able to bench that in order to lift their "fat asses" up.

To lick them

They have funny looking vaginas

500? That's weak sauce

Every man should be able to spell clitoris correctly.

:LOL:

Well yeah, what else would we all slam our 10" plus Johnson's in?

That made me ralph. Poking the pig is one thing, licking a fatty gash is another.

Never EVER! Walk out of your favorite watering hole with one. Its suicide

I tried to make out with one once and decided I really had no desire to go further.

Just a horrifying experience.

no fit chicks with small perky tits is where its at. Just enough to where they bounce a little.

Nothing wrong with licking the mahogany stain

ROFL

lmao, I remember picking up one right after me and my wife split. I never visited that bar again. This sucked because it was my favorite bar.

I don't like fat on my on steak or my stank.

You don't make out with them. Duh.

I don't anything with them. Including talking or acknowledging their disgusting, abhorrent presence as a living thing.

You draw the line at fat chicks, I draw the line at another man staring at my penis when I'm having sex.

Each their own.

ever finger banged a rotten pumpkin?

This thread is great ROFL

****ing awesome LMAOLMAO

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

You used to be a heifer. Where's the sympathy?

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

freak!

None for heifers, or my past self.

LMAO

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

reminds me of back tittys

LMAO

Only when its cold.

yes

not a sword fighter

rather her grandma was their too than another dude

This view is quickly squashed once you have children. A creak in the house makes you pull out and act asleep. If you have a fat chick in the bed it's extra troublesome because you have to push her fat ass out the window so your 10 year old boy isn't clowning your ass for the next decade.

I haven't laughed at a post this hard on here well since ever.

Yeah, my first wife was like that. 5 10, 34C, like 120 lbs and very good looking. But it's almost a fight everywhere you go though. Guys will always push it.

I screwed around with this one chick several years ago that was way younger than I at the time. She had insane tits, just rock hard when the rest of her wasn't. Cute face really. Would do ANYTHING I told her. On a bunch of meds and nuts. I let her stay with me for a week because her dad kicked her out. Big mistake. But I had fun with the sex end of it.

I have done it a couple other times between relationships. Even my second wife got bigger for awhile. Not overboard, but she was chubby at our wedding. She looks great now and I still am hitting it when I probably shouldn't.

BTW, don't get married....lmao

i hate their fancy little laps dogs. The ones who sleep on the bed and hop up when you are pounding away and you feel that cold wet nose in the crack of your ass.....wiping my ass with a maltese is on my bucket list

LMAO

that's great

pretty sure malteses are hypo allergic too :thumb:

This thread rules

The only thing big I like are titties real or fake, I aint picky.

What if its big tits and a brown labia?

I ****ed a thick mexican girl, does that count?

many times. It's okay. the only bad thing is friends making fun of you. But if you don't have any shame, it's fine.

try using a shoe horn:thumb:

hope this helps!

I ****ed a fat chick once. It was after a night at the club and I was ****ing shitfaced. I couldn't stay hard for more than 3 minutes at a time and went through 3 different condoms in the process of trying to do the deed before I just gave up and passed out.

yes

just no extra cheese on the taco

I still remember, she was like "Welllll, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom". Even in my drunken stupor I wasn't that ****ing dumb!

I'm usually a dumbass when I've had a few drinks (especially when it comes to sex) so I was particularly proud of myself for that.

I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".

Not FAT fat, but a little chunky though. Kinda like Kourtney Kardashian.

Best BJ I've ever gotten, too.

LMAO ROFL

shoulda stuck it in her belly button

That is extra head for the road time dummy....

She was a beast, bro. I had to skidaddle, pronto.

I remember I was like 19 and split up with my girlfriend, took my shit and went to my sisters. After months and months of trying to get back with this chick it looks like it is going to work out. I go out to celebrate(get ****ED up) and wind up bringing home a hog elephant wilderbeast lady. Seriously she snored like a bear. I wake up the next day to a banging on the door and it's my sisters friend and my girlfriends sister. I stashed the hog beast in the bathroom thinking that I'll ditch them soon and get her out. **** NO. Hog lady is pissed that I made her go to the bathroom and struts her fat ****ing ass out. Needless to say they leave, I get a call from the girlfriend telling me to **** off. I told old elephant ass to get in the car drove to a gas station a mile off, gave her a couple of bucks and told her to call a cab. Last I ever saw of the hoggerbeast or the girlfriend for that matter.

Point is fat chicks drive wedges. Big ones.

She was about 5'4".

...Probably went 250 LMAO

I love how its The fat chicks fault you and GF didn't get back together.

LMAO

:)

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This might be the funniest post I've ever seen on here..
An the most accurate.