Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome)
 

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/v...ps43b8e9eb.gifCHIEFSPLANET CLINIC MEMORANDUM:


For release: 05-25-2013.
To: All Clinic Staff

ACHTUNG! WARNING!
It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893
Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing:

1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10?

2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl?

3) Were you in a coma during the ***** Administration?

4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water?

5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside?

6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life?


If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome).
Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor.

Sincerely,

Sweet Daddy Hate
Director of Studies
ChiefsPlanet Clinic

UPDATE:

KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE:


Direckshun
Hootie
Maverick
The Bad Guy
Dave
-King-

I was diagnosed 6 years ago

What an insightful thread.

Since 1971.

I was livid and outspoken - but the band played on...

Dumb. Really dumb.

I knew you'd like it. Hell. I figued I'd throw you a bone since you were drowning in your own crapulence over in the 101.

LMAO

Been suffering from it since '82, no need to stop yet.

We should merge the threads....

I feel like this was an unsuccessful attempt to coin a new phrase for the term True Fan that only one person outside of this thread is going to use.

I don't suffer from that.

I suffer from a bruised face from continually facepalming every move the Chiefs make, even if it's not so bad.

I suffer* from** LJS



*eat

**a lot of

Proof that some shouldn't have thread starting privileges.

I'm really expecting a lot more out of this thread. Tonight it should start to pick up. Let the alcohol consumption begin Planeteers!

Roy75 thanks the OP for coming up with a new phrase that is actually dumber than PHM.

He's too busy mowing his lawn to fool with silly ole The Chiefsplanet.

Don't make me rape you :p

I've been drinking since noon and this thread is still dumb.

I want to see an updated list of Pawn's Top traitors and cowards.

Saying isn't going to catch on man. I've use it a couple times and all it gets is WTFs????

What happens when you do meth all ur life.
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Feces Kool Aid for 200 Alex

LMAO

I start a thread once every month at most, so **** off. I have a feeling you will not care much for my forthcoming, "He IS who we thought he was"-thread.

Fece definitely suffers from this disease.

Hi, my name is flachief58. I've been living with LCS since 1973.

We're waiting for the "I'm leaving forever" thread because the Chiefs are so incompitent.

Yes, they are THAT kind of incompetent. Anywho, I'll nevar leave. The Executor is plunging in to the Death Star, and I'm the mother****er in the funny black hat with the keys to the last escape pod. Come with, or go down with the ship.

You can't leave until you've fulfilled your sentence for the Joeckeling.

This thread desperately crys out for your patented Long John Silvers platter pic.

Disappointing.

LOL, I was about to post exactly the same thing.

Alex Smith appologists/ The "waitandseer's": Revoke thread privledges!

Geno Smith ballwashers: LOL!

Same as it ever was.

As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened.

I'm glad to see you taking it easy on him, milk.

He just doesn't know what he doesn't know.

Dinny

Off the table. His position as RT makes wager null and void.

I'm pretty sure I could dig up some threads to surpass your criteria.

Carson and the interceptions may not be topped

When someone tries to force a phrase into the Chiefsplanet lexicon it usually doesn't end well.

Let this thread be the example for all that try. It is like a head on a stick to worn passers by who might attempt the same venture.

Drafturbater is still my fav

Wasn't this the guy who said he hasn't really even watched many games lately? Or am I getting him confused with someone else?

Hahaha. You are such a Lil Chiefy.

I hear lil chiefy and think of a penis

Branden Albert was stroking his Lil Chiefy and came all over his franchise offer.

youuuuuuu're welcome

lol

This thread won't be complete until Doomy comes in and says "What the **** is wrong with you?" LOL

Umm......well.......Yea.

Thanks!!!

The best I've ever done is help coin the terms QB Whisperer and Delirium Tremens

Another outstanding thread by the biggest jackass on the Internet. What the **** is wrong with you, you meth head dick licker?

ROFL ROFL ROFL God bless you, Doomy.

PGM has all these symptoms LMAO

The Chiefs. But don't worry; I've got shit-tons of sweet, awesome hate left in the tank. Miles and miles and miles and miles......

I was a Genobater. You can't be a Genobater and a Lil Chiefy.

That's not necessarily true. I've seen a few cases of post-Geno infection. The symptoms of LCS are very nuanced. Bad Guy has shown to be heavily infected: Wants a QB, wants to win a Super Bowl, knows that a championship quality team is not built buy any means the Chiefs have used to date(post-Stram), yet shrugs his shoulders and reverts to "trusting the process" in the hopes that history/insanity will not repeat itself.
LCS is a very subtle and cunning disease.

STFU I am bout to piss my pants here LMAO

I picture Lil' Chiefy as looking somewhat like a cross between Lil Wayne and Dexter McCluster, with a big, fat, white bodyguard who loves fatty linemen and hawaiian shirts.

LMAO

Reighters has a "Little Chiefy" in him too!!

Trying too hard.

LMAO

GOT A HOT ONE, COMIN' RIGHT UP!!!

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that makes my anus burn, just thinking of the hot snakes

So turned on right now

LMAO

One little, Two little, Three little Chiefys. Four little, Five little, Six little Chiefys. Seven little, Eight little, Nine little Chiefys. Ten little Chiefy boys!!!

We're going to bludgeon Lil' Chiefy in to this Lexicon if we have to kill everyone in the process!

Only way lil chiefy gets in the lexicon is if you rufie everyone, steal the lexicon and hand write it in with crayon. Even then, it will be ignored.

Start smoking again, asshole.

Come up with better shit, dumbass.

Too busy enjoying a smoke to care about your criticism. Asshole.

I'm too busy smiling at your yellow teeth, bad breath, and increased risk of disease to care about you calling me asshole. I will combine that smiling with the laughter of you spending all the extra money you are spending to suck on the tobacco cock.

However, I see by your attempt at humor in this thread that sucking is something you are very familiar with. Carry on.

Mmm...that rich, virginia smoke...

There is absolutely no way. It's a horrible, horrible phrase that is being promoted by a horrible, horrible poster.

PHM

He wants so badly to be a part of something.

Would you guys let him sit and eat with you at your lunch table a few days a week so we don't have to deal with these threads? LMAO

YEAHH!!!!!!

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The momentum is building!

I have a better phrase to add the lexicon. When someone is said to go full Sweet Daddy it is meant that they have lost all control of their fingers and mental capacity at the same time. This results in posting poorly created pictures or a stream of incredibly stupid posts with no realization that they are horrible.

For example:

"I started off well at the Planet on Friday, however, after I smoked 8 bowls, drank a case of beer and did some heroin, I went full Sweet Daddy."

LMAOLMAO

Or, we could go "Full Diddy":

Example; I am useless bag of mule shit with nothing of importance whatsoever to say, so I'll log in to the Planet and go Full Diddy.