Top 10 list of CP posters who could bang my gf
 

1. Dane McCloud-
A few people have met Dane none have said he's ugly. Hes also rich.

2. Hamas Jenkins-
Chicks dig intelligence and wit

3. Austinchief-
Dude owns CP

4. Theguardian-
Chicks like muscles

5. J diddy-
Middle aged man prolly has a good job. Knows how to pick chicks up at bars.

6. Simply red-
The guy is persistent

7. Livesteam-
Likes to drink. A drunken hookup is inevitable.

8. Chiefscountry-
This guy could show her a million dollar mansion and she would be turned on.

9. Phobia-
The guy is a gentlemen

10. Hootie-
Well who hasn't this guy ****ed?

What about KC Nutt?

You don't have a gf.

You're just mad you didn't make the list.

shitty thread, btw

you're no hootie

anyone you stuck your penis into, real or imagined, is not someone i'd attempt to penetrate

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

Duh.

He's talking about his girlfriend.

I'm not a 30 year old virgin living with his parents either.

You're 30 and still a virgin living with his parents.


I bet you even get rejected in your dreams.

lame ginger is ginger.

So.....

What you're is a better thread starter would have been "top 10 guys on CP that Billay would give an HJ"

Doesn't matter.

I still wouldn't **** anyone you ever have or ever will.

Absolutely 0 chance that Billay has a girlfriend. Entire thread is bullshit.

Because you can't.

Carlota rejected you roflrofl

I could easily lay any beast you got all excited over.

The difference between you and me...I have standards. And pride.

Surprised SNR isn't on this list. RAPE would be involved though.

11. Rambozo

It's his uncle

Glad youre doing ok. I still picture you as a middle aged man with gray hair who has a great job with an accounting firm in downtown kc.

That means they can **** your hand?

His avatar gives the impression of an older man posting

Big surprise, I already banged your girlfriend. Right after I got divorced she bought me a drink at this little dive bar. I was only playing pool at the time and needed a little pick me up to get my confidence in the right place, so I thought "why not?"

She's a touch homely but had a decent body and to be honest her tongue ring was the biggest turn on because it was 2003, I was coming out of a sexless marriage, the tongue ring craze was in full swing and I never had a chance to see how that felt.

The added bonus of a slutty roommate and they were strippers from baby dolls in Dallas added some excitement. But there's no way I was going to keep banging that, and I understand why you (more her) do not want me on your list. Good luck fellas

You sure you're not talking about clay? he always is menopausal when you're around.

List of dudes you think/dream about Jacking off

Just you.

I'm flattered but scratch me from that list even though you probably have the softest hands on the planet

Has billay been under that apron?

I'm married so it really doesn't matter, but at the same time I would've liked to make the list. Even if you don't go to the party you like to be invited.

Ole Mouth Hug Bo?

If you put on a wig, I'd probably **** you for free pizza coupons.

@OP, I'm really let down by your list.

Who would be on yours?

11. GoChiefs

Charity fuck

I COULD

But I wouldn't even get within arm's reach of such a foul hellbeast.

We have seen your game.

It ain't pretty.

Feeling really left out. Hurt. I might have to leave forever guys.

If this was true??? That hair cut you sport would have been gone long long ago

I approve of billays thread.
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Then you're a re****tardo too, congrats.

I have no idea why you're going on about my haircut. About a few hundred thousand american males sport a similar style. It's quite common and...plain.

I don't know which embarrassment is worse. The person making the list, or being put on the list. Either way, both are like playing right field in softball. Anybody can do it.

Pics and let us judge.

11. Loochy - because roofies and night vision goggles let me get away with anything I want.

How about we list the 72 CP'ers who already banged your girlfriend. That was a night to remember.

I think I'd rather bang Hootie.

She read one of those rep message Knowmo leaves and banged him too.

I don't need to be on your list. I could still **** your gf

tooge's av had a go too

"It rubs the cum on its skin. It does this whenever its told."

Don't be hating because billay thinks I can nail his girlfriend and you can't.

Gohuge is the password at missy bs

...but could he bang your gf?

You must not love your girlfriend, other wise, Lummpy would have been at the top of the list ;)

Has to be someone old enough to actually remember when Nebraska football was a respected powerhouse.


So the cutoff limit would be 25 or older.

This is an excellent point. The whole list is flawed.

Anyone could besides clay

How are you feeling btw?

This is a weird thread.

And you'd probably PAY to watch us, you sick and twisted bastard. :doh!:

11. Mr. Flopnuts- chicks like fat guys, they're "comfortable" :)

11. Frazod

He's fat and cuddly. Chicks love teddy bears

How much do u charge?

Does your GF know about this? You might want to mention it to her...

I'm flattered but I am going to pass for multitude of reasons. I'm learning to play harmonica that day so feel free to move somebody up in my place. Additionally, I haven't mounted anything 450 lbs since I caught that shark off the coast of Libya.

SNR will take your place on the list. His ability to play rocket man on a piano can soak just about any undergarment.

So basically you're a Cuckold Husker?

Not you, that's for sure!:huh:

Damn skippy!!

pics of gf

No thanks.

You'd better have the panorama feature on your camera

Someone HAS to have the billay flex pic to show the n00b

His gf? lol

Uh huh, sounds like a list of guys (and reasons why) he would like to bang, himself.

True dat. Even if he did have a girlfriend, she'd be some 16-year old like him and I'm not into that. Jailbait with under-developed bodies. Gross. Probably with a Tom Osborne tat on her butt.

Same but...wait no I didn't want to be invited to this femaleless circle jerk.