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houstonwhodat 06-07-2013 08:42 PM
Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide
 
Like we didn't know, the Jackson clan is ****ed up.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris is bat shit crazy and attempts suicide.

Too bad, she's kinda cute.

It'd hit it, when she's 18.


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cosmo20002 06-07-2013 08:45 PM
What a dumb ****ing thread.

houstonwhodat 06-07-2013 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9737069)
What a dumb ****ing thread.
Not as dumb as you.

Easy 6 06-07-2013 08:48 PM
She "wants to marry a cowboy"... i reeeally like that about her, God knows a teenager isnt built to handle the pressure of being who she is.

houstonwhodat 06-07-2013 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9737077)
She "wants to marry a cowboy"... i reeeally like that about her, God knows a teenager isnt built to handle the pressure of being who she is.

She OWNS the Beatles publishing rights.

Can you imagine that?

Baby Lee 06-07-2013 08:51 PM
Found out Stephen Fry of all people tried, and came dangerously close to succeeding, to commit suicide last year. Got off meds, mixed sleeping pills and alcohol, passed out and fell breaking four ribs [though that didn't rouse him]. Manager found him in time and rushed him to hospital.

RunKC 06-07-2013 08:57 PM
I can't imagine living like them. No privacy at all. Ever.

It would be like living in prison because you basically can't go out anywhere.

Chiefs Pantalones 06-07-2013 09:03 PM
From an article I read I guess her and her brother pretty much watched their dad die and word is the family didn't get them any help after it all (the Jackson family is selfish and messed up themselves obviously) hence them being screwed up.

Psyko Tek 06-07-2013 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9737090)
Found out Stephen Fry of all people tried, and came dangerously close to succeeding, to commit suicide last year. Got off meds, mixed sleeping pills and alcohol, passed out and fell breaking four ribs [though that didn't rouse him]. Manager found him in time and rushed him to hospital.
the guy from futurama?
no shit?

Baby Lee 06-07-2013 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9737160)
the guy from futurama?
no shit?
Dr. House's comedy partner

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22797866

DaneMcCloud 06-07-2013 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9737083)
She OWNS the Beatles publishing rights.

Can you imagine that?
Partially owns them.

Not the entire catalog.

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9737063)

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris is bat shit crazy and attempts suicide.

Too bad, she's kinda cute.

It'd hit it, when she's 18.
YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE BRO

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737244)
YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE BRO
I ****ing love your posts man. You wanna chill at Pizza Hut or some shit? Maybe pick up some fat girls?

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737282)
I ****ing love your posts man. You wanna chill at Pizza Hut or some shit? Maybe pick up some fat girls?
LET'S DO IT BRO

I WANNA KNEAD A FATTY'S DOUGH WIT MY SAUSAGE COCK

Easy 6 06-07-2013 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737282)
I ****ing love your posts man. You wanna chill at Pizza Hut or some shit? Maybe pick up some fat girls?
ROFL

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737286)
LET'S DO IT BRO

I WANNA KNEAD A FATTY'S DOUGH WIT MY SAUSAGE COCK
ANAL?

rico 06-07-2013 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9737063)
Like we didn't know, the Jackson clan is ****ed up.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris is bat shit crazy and attempts suicide.

Too bad, she's kinda cute.

It'd hit it, when she's 18.


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Did you by chance used to be "Nucky?" He had an affinity for breaking the bad news as well....

wazu 06-07-2013 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737282)
I ****ing love your posts man. You wanna chill at Pizza Hut or some shit? Maybe pick up some fat girls?
/thread

rico 06-07-2013 10:51 PM
Unless it's due to a form of sheer jealousy that I haven't ever witnessed with my own eyes, I don't understand why these celebrity children are so inclined to being bullied. If any celebrity's child enrolled at the small Iowa school I went to, they wouldn't be bullied...in fact, their asses would be kissed big time.

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737293)
ANAL?
I WAS GONNA SAY NO LUBE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE LET'S USE THE GARLIC DIPPIN SAUCE

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737312)
I WAS GONNA SAY NO LUBE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE LET'S USE THE GARLIC DIPPIN SAUCE
OH ***** YEAH AMEN BROTHA

DaneMcCloud 06-07-2013 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 9737310)
Unless it's due to a form of sheer jealousy that I haven't ever witnessed with my own eyes, I don't understand why these celebrity children are so inclined to being bullied.
It's complete B.S. that she was bullied. The school did an investigation and it never happened. It's just nonsense from the family.

As a parent of children living in Hollywood with many "celebrity" parents and children, my experience for the past three years has been nothing short of amazing. When you're shelling out $12k per year for Pre-School and $20k a year for kindergarten, not only are you getting the best and brightest faculty and administration, you're getting parents that truly care about their children and their children's education.

We have a Facebook page for our classroom. All the moms are "tight", as are the dad's. We're, of course, closer with some than others but no one's unapproachable and we've never had a situation with bullying. And if we did, all of the parents are reasonable.

The adults take this stuff extremely seriously, especially bullying, so I'm just not buying any of it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 9737310)
If any celebrity's child enrolled at the small Iowa school I went to, they wouldn't be bullied...in fact, their asses would be kissed big time.
Exactly. And when every kid is a "celebrity" kid to some extent, it's completely meaningless. When the kids disagree with something at school, it's not about the fame of their parent. It's about play time, jealousy of who's playing with whom and so on.

Typical kid stuff.

DJJasonp 06-07-2013 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9737324)
All the moms are "tight",

.
i pretty much stopped here.....

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737323)
OH ***** YEAH AMEN BROTHA
ONE TIME I FIT 20 CINNAMON DIPPIN STIX IN THIS ONE BITCHES PUSY HOLE

THEN I FILLED HER BUTTHOLE WITH FROSTING AND DIPPED AWAY NAHMSAYIN'??????

DaneMcCloud 06-07-2013 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DJJasonp (Post 9737329)
i pretty much stopped here.....
LMAO

****ing Chiefsplanet

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737333)
ONE TIME I FIT 20 CINNAMON DIPPIN STIX IN THIS ONE BITCHES PUSY HOLE

THEN I FILLED HER BUTTHOLE WITH FROSTING AND DIPPED AWAY NAHMSAYIN'??????
DID YOU DIP THE SAME DIPPIN STIX THAT YOU PUT IN HER COOTER INTO HER BUTT? IS THAT WHAT YOU IS SAYIN?

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737339)
DID YOU DIP THE SAME DIPPIN STIX THAT YOU PUT IN HER COOTER INTO HER BUTT? IS THAT WHAT YOU IS SAYIN?
THAT IS IN FACT WHAT I AM SAYIN

IT WAS DELISH

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 11:20 PM
SO PIZZA HUT ON ME TOMORROW? WE CAN MEAT AT THE ONE DOWNTOWN BY POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICK?

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737342)
SO PIZZA HUT ON ME TOMORROW? WE CAN MEAT AT THE ONE DOWNTOWN BY POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICK?
HELL YEAH LET'S HIT UP THE LUNCH BUFFET AND THEN BUY HELLA SUITS AT JOSEPH A. BANK

MrGiggity 06-07-2013 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737345)
HELL YEAH LET'S HIT UP THE LUNCH BUFFET AND THEN BUY HELLA SUITS AT JOSEPH A. BANK
BALLIN TILL WE FALLIN THIGGY

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 9737351)
BALLIN TILL WE FALLIN THIGGY
ONE TIME I GOT A HUGE BLOW J AT TOWN TOPIC

houstonwhodat 06-08-2013 12:14 AM
OK you wackos are sick.

But you know what the funny thing is?

Even though we all know Michael Jackson is not the biological father of these kids, her eyes and her mouth kinda look like the plastic surgery Michael.

Weird.

rico 06-08-2013 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DoucheMcCloud (Post 9737324)
It's complete B.S. that she was bullied. The school did an investigation and it never happened. It's just nonsense from the family.

As a parent of children living in Hollywood with many "celebrity" parents and children, my experience for the past three years has been nothing short of amazing. When you're shelling out $12k per year for Pre-School and $20k a year for kindergarten, not only are you getting the best and brightest faculty and administration, you're getting parents that truly care about their children and their children's education.

We have a Facebook page for our classroom. All the moms are "tight", as are the dad's. We're, of course, closer with some than others but no one's unapproachable and we've never had a situation with bullying. And if we did, all of the parents are reasonable.

The adults take this stuff extremely seriously, especially bullying, so I'm just not buying any of it.



Exactly. And when every kid is a "celebrity" kid to some extent, it's completely meaningless. When the kids disagree with something at school, it's not about the fame of their parent. It's about play time, jealousy of who's playing with whom and so on.

Typical kid stuff.
Interesting. Pretty much what I was thinking as well. I guess my next question would be, why are these kids so likely to claim to be bullied? Sympathy points/attention? Being bullied is the last damn thing in the world I would have self-applied to myself as a kid. Even if I were bullied in school (I wasn't..in fact, I was inclined to being a bit of a bully myself, which I am very ashamed of now), I wouldn't want to talk about it, for I would feel like a total wuss...

ChiefAshhole20 06-08-2013 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737355)
ONE TIME I GOT A HUGE BLOW J AT TOWN TOPIC
What the **** just happened...

OrtonsPiercedTaint 06-08-2013 02:43 AM
I know she wants to be like daddy, but all that money and a [ > ] for a nose?

Chiefs Pantalones 06-08-2013 04:23 AM
I just pooped green.

threebag 06-08-2013 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737355)
ONE TIME I GOT A HUGE BLOW J AT TOWN TOPIC
Fat Bitches Be Hungry

Setsuna 06-08-2013 07:27 AM
That's sad. She can never truly trust anyone. Not even extended family. Her siblings are the only ones.

Thig Lyfe 06-08-2013 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9737383)
OK you wackos are sick.

But you know what the funny thing is?

Even though we all know Michael Jackson is not the biological father of these kids, her eyes and her mouth kinda look like the plastic surgery Michael.

Weird.
MY BAD, LET'S GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT WHETHER WE'D BANG A SUICIDAL 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL

YOU KNOW, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

Simply Red 06-08-2013 07:40 AM
is this the one that he held over the balcony?

BlackHelicopters 06-08-2013 07:45 AM
No one cares

TEX 06-08-2013 07:46 AM
No way no how she and her brother are really M J's biological kids. Just a joke. Paris looks like the mom and her brother looks like MJ's old dermatologist, who if I had to guess is the real biological father of Paris and Prince. There was early speculation as such as well. The only one that is MJ's real biological child is Blanket.

ARROW2 06-08-2013 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TEX (Post 9737493)
No way no how she and her brother are really M J's biological kids. Just a joke. Paris looks like the mom and her brother looks like MJ's old dermatologist, who if I had to guess is the real biological father of Paris and Prince. There was early speculation as such as well. The only one that is MJ's real biological child is Blanket.


She is a looker though......you know me.........(when she's legal, of course...LMAO) I'D HIT IT!!!!!!! But only when she is legal.......PERIOD!!!! All bullshit aside....Got's to be legal......

Backwards Masking 06-08-2013 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9737077)
God knows a teenager isnt built to handle the pressure of being who she is.
:facepalm:

Thig Lyfe 06-08-2013 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ARROW2 (Post 9737501)
She is a looker though......you know me.........(when she's legal, of course...LMAO) I'D HIT IT!!!!!!! But only when she is legal.......PERIOD!!!! All bullshit aside....Got's to be legal......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH U KNO I'D PORK DAT BITCH

NO PEDO THO

rico 06-08-2013 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737508)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH U KNO I'D PORK DAT BITCH

NO PEDO THO
LMAO

RINGLEADER 06-08-2013 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9737193)
He was great in V For Vendetta.

notorious 06-08-2013 10:07 AM
Easy yes.

Donger 06-08-2013 10:08 AM
Vulgar "Beat it!" joke wandering through my mind...

Planetman 06-08-2013 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TEX (Post 9737493)
No way no how she and her brother are really M J's biological kids. Just a joke. Paris looks like the mom and her brother looks like MJ's old dermatologist, who if I had to guess is the real biological father of Paris and Prince. There was early speculation as such as well. The only one that is MJ's real biological child is Blanket.
Hmmm ...
Quote:
Throughout his marriage with Presley, Jackson had a friendship with Debbie Rowe. She was the assistant of the pop singer's dermatologist and had been treating his appearance-changing disease vitiligo since the mid-1980s. While separated but still married to Presley, Jackson impregnated Rowe but she suffered a miscarriage and lost their baby in March 1996. Following the ordeal and his first divorce being finalized, he wed a pregnant Rowe on November 13, 1996, in Sydney, Australia. From the marriage, two of Jackson's three children were produced: son Michael Joseph "Prince" Jackson, Jr. (born February 13, 1997) and daughter Paris Michael Katherine Jackson (born April 3, 1998). The pair divorced on October 8, 1999, with Rowe giving full custody rights of the children to Jackson. His third and final child, son Prince Michael Jackson II, was born to an unnamed surrogate mother on February 21, 2002.

Baby Lee 06-08-2013 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9737508)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH U KNO I'D PORK DAT BITCH

NO PEDO THO
What's the limit here?

DIJJA POUN DAT PUSSY LIKE IT WAS

[warning Lil Wayne reference that may offend, those who know already know, those who don't be braced]

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