URGENT: We MUST re-sign Larry Johnson - FATE of WORLD depends on it - LET ME EXPLAIN!
 

HELLO

This article has RECENTLY come to my attention:

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/08...tion-from.html

Basically Mr. TEICHER tells us Jamaal Charles is welcoming the competition from rookie RB NILES CRANE.

I SENSED importance in this article and I deduced EXACTLY the true meaning with SIMPLE MATH and reasonING. I posted this in the article thread but it MUST have its OWN SPACE for to be SEEN or else...????? WHO KNOWS, SOMETHIG BAD PROBLY

OK so here is the REASONING:

JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH JESUS CHRIST

NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH FRASIER CRANE

THEREFORE FRASIER CRANE IS JESUS CHRIST

AND NILES CRANE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!

WE CANNOT LET HIM WIN THE STARTING JOB! PROPHECY MUST BE REALIZED!!!

TOSSED SALAD + SCRAMBLED EGGS = LJS.JPG

LJS = LARRY JOHNSON'S SON

THEREFORE WE MUST RE-SIGN LARRY JOHNSON (SON OF LARRY JOHNSON SR) TO PLAY RB AND GIVE JC BREATHERS, MEANWHILE NIKES CRANE MUST BE TERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY

PLZ SEND THIS POST TO ANDY REID ASAP

Not just for the CHIEFS but for YOU AND AMERICA AND THE WORLD

JBTE,

TL

Eric Winston thinks this is disssspicccable

Cool thread bro

Supreme idiocy can not be confined within the contents of a thread.

It must be displayed for all to see.

I AGREE WITH THE "SUPREME" PART

That was a special kind of reerun right there.

I AGREE WITH THE "SPECIAL" PART

i wouldn't mind having a burrito SUPREME right now.

does LJS have anything "supreme"?

just wondering. serious question.

let us further analyze the sacred phrase "CAKN PATNA"

CAKE = sweet bread = the flesh of our sweet lord and savior Jesus Christ (to be eaten)

PARTNER = accomplice, protector, friend --> AS LJ MUST BE TO
JC ONCE AGAIN

IT IS WRITTEN

IT OBVIOUS

I ATE THE BONES

AMEN

Come for the shitty offseason topics, stay for another soul-crushing Chiefs season.

Who's Larry Johnson?

Your and idiot.

Dipshit.

Thats what they all told another great prophet... JESUS!

TL = JC?

TG 4 HC?

YES

Did you know Roscoe used to get a burrito supreme with no onion or lettuce? Wrap your head around that one.

WRAP

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http://www.superchrist.com/images/fish_black.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/d77d18a02fa3...VyY1qz4rgp.jpg

COINCIDENCE??? ?

Anal tongue darts

BEST THREAD OF THE OFFSEASON. SHOULD BE PUT IN HOC. that is all

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http://cdn.allleftturns.com/www/site...er%20Crane.jpghttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...iles_Crane.jpg

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...065/jesus2.jpghttp://www.oocities.org/rottingcherubs/antichrist.jpg

UNCANNY!!!

Can you include Paul Byrd in there somewhere around Frazier?

Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...7s_Sampler.JPG =

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Hold on here a sec...

You say Jamaal Charles = JC = Jesus Christ...

But you then say that Frasier Crane is Jesus Christ...

There can't be two of 'em!

BTW...

Your name is Thig...which is short for Thigpen...which rhymes with Pigpen...who's always surrounded by brown stuff...which proves that...

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!

Case closed.

HE TOOK THE DIAPERS OFF !!!!!!###@@@@@@2222$$$

Play good football.

NO U ARE

Ohh LJ.. how fond to forget that guy. Who was the poster that had the hardon for him. Said he was going to tear it up after he left and always had LJs sack in his mouth?

Guy was hilarious.

ALWAYS HAD LJS SACK IN HIS MOUTH

LJS SACK = COMBO PLATTER TO GO

WAS THIS MYSTERIOUS POSTER ANOTHER PROPHET PERHAPS???

LJ likes to beat women up
. I like to beat fat girls cooters up

LJS is the shit and I have not been there in years. You can bet your ass you bunch of homos I will be going tomorrow, without the wife.

This thread makes way more sense and is far superior in every way to GayChiefs fail of another Cassel thread.

Dinny

Arabian goggles.

I think it's time to block thread creating privileges.

WTF is going on in here? This place is going to HELL in a handbasket.

SOME ARE SO AFRAID OF THE TRUTH THEY WISH TO STOP PEOPLE FROM SPEAKING IT

Unlubricated anal

Ouch. At least use butter or hot sauce

Can we just ban Thig Lyfe out of principle? WTF is this guy 13 years old and mentally handicapped? If not, ban the idiot. JFC. I just got dumber reading that... and I'm trying to maintain my high IQ but, it's nearly impossible around here.

Goddamn isn't one ****ing Hootie enough?

JFC---just for mentioning Larry Johnson you should be nuked from ****ing space.

IT'S EASY TO FEEL DUMB WHEN READING THE WORK OF A SOPHISTICATED GENIUS

....and Carson and the Interceptions is topped.

Tell me more about LJS as I have not been in years.

Bring back Paul Palmer

I completely lost it here: "JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST" ROFL

you make some interesting pants/points, good sir. The only question left now is if Marty's dog is Gunther or Carl?

ROFL


Gif of the day!

Maybe I'm just weird or something, but I don't think there is ANYTHING on this site that makes me laugh harder than repeatedly and consistently witnessing generally respected posters perceive Thig Life incorrectly. The responses to Thig Life threads/posts create comedy gold.

I get his scthick, but it's old and worn out, just as LAChief's fans is.

YOU'RE OLD

One way ticket to hell

LMAO

Thig reading the above post:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4328241/bubbles-o.gif

Party like it's 1999

Why yes, yes I am.

And a mean old bastard at that.

just spit out my drink.

pretty sure i'm going to hell.

for sure now.

I BARELY look like that AT ALL

Thiggy, are you sniffing Pam in a Can through a wet washcloth again???

...yeah.

:(

Embrace it. It is clearly your muse.

Peyton Manning

He's still #2 on the list, 55 yards behind Nacho, and did it behind a line half as good as Nacho's....

It's all good...

TOSSED SALAD
SCRAMBLES EGGS
LJS
CAKE
NACHOS

PRIEST --> PREACH THE WORD OF JC

PRIEST 4 OC??!

YES

who's to bame for this bs thread?

NSFW, but seemed appropriate...

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Ok if you want to keep posting here stay off the drugs.

.

Butt crack sweat

I have to state as religious threads go this one makes more sense than any of the other ones I have read.

Oh I see, fair enough.

Speaking of worn out shticks, I am afraid you may be in danger, Milkman.

Milkman = hates worn out shticks
Milkman = worn out “old man dumbass shtick.”
Milkman = hates himself.
Hate = Satan
Milkman = Satan
Satan = Niles Crane
Milkman = Niles Crane
Niles Crane = Knile Davis
Knile Davis = Miles Davis
Niles Crane = Satan = Miles Davis = Milkman
If Peeing your pants is cool, this old woman = Miles Davis:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DK5kClhvDy...s400/davis.JPG

Peeing your pants = cool
This old woman = Miles Davis.
Niles Crane = Satan = Miles Davis = This old woman = Milkman
This old woman’s enemy = That damn sasquatch
Milkman = This Old Woman
Milkman = Old
This Old Woman = Old
Old = Slow
Milkman = Satan
Satan’s enemy = Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ = JC
JC = That damn sasquatch.
JC = Jamaal Charles
Jamaal Charles = That damn sasquatch.
Jamaal Charles = Fast.
Fast = That damn sasquatch.
Milkman = Old and slow.
Milkman = Screwed.

EVERYONE, THIS IS SERIOUS! OUR FRIEND, MILKMAN IS BEING STALKED BY THAT DAMN SASQUATCH AND THAT DAMN SASQUATCH HAS THE LIGHTNING SPEED OF JAMAAL CHARLES AND MILKMAN IS SLOW. OUR FRIEND MILKMAN IS IN TROUBLE!!!! HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!!

DEAR GOD.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

WE HAVE TO SAVE MILKMAN!!!