Chad Johnson gets 30 days in teh Pokey after he slaps lawyer's ass.
 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ion-violation/

What a friggn moran...he had a plea deal and then does something this stupid and judge rejects plea deal. :shake:


Chad Johnson gets 30 days in jail for probation violation

Posted by Mike Florio on June 10, 2013, 11:36 AM EDT


Not since Vincent LaGuardia Gambini found himself repeatedly in contempt has the lack of courtroom decorum had such dire consequences.

According to Local10.com, former NFL receiver Chad Johnson appeared in court today in connection with allegations that he violated probation by failing to keep in touch with his probation officer. Though prosecutors initially wanted Johnson to be jailed for the infraction, a plea deal was reached.

Under the terms of the agreement, Johnson’s probation would have been extended to December 21, and he would have performed 25 hours of community service.

“You better thank your lawyer. He did a great job for you,” Broward Circuit Court Judge Kathleen McHugh told Johnson after accepting the agreement.

Johnson responded by slapping attorney Adam Swickle on the butt. Which prompted the judge to call the whole thing off.

She believed Johnson wasn’t taking the situation seriously, so she rejected the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail.

Johnson pleaded no contest last year to battery of his wife, who has since divorced him. He was cut by the Dolphins in the aftermath of the arrest.

The good news is that he’ll be free in time for training camp. The bad news is that there isn’t, and won’t be, a training camp to attend.

Foreplay is now a jailable offense.

If they had only offered up a threesome this judge might not have been so offended.

:LOL:

Johnson will miss his "Athletes in Mensa" meeting during his jail stay.

Put cameras on him. Would be the first reality show I'd watch.

Him, Titus Young and Josh Gordon in one house with Jimmy Johnson and a personal trainer. They could have special guests like Josh Brent incarceration schedules permitting.

chi please

Wow he has gone all TO on us.

Sounds like the judge was being a smartass to begin with.

sounds like the judge is a ****ing idiot

sounds like chad johnson is a ****ing idiot

this

publicity move by judge

plain and simple

I have to agree.

Chad Johnson was dumb but the Judge overreacted all to hell.


He did what she told him to do ... he thanked his lawyer and told him that he did a good job.

That's what a butt slap mean in the football world


femi-nazi judge being a bitch

what a hoodrat scumbag. Good Riddance

I'm surprised he didn't run up to the bench and headbutt the judge.

It sounds like we all agree that the judge was a stick in the mud.

I recognize that they have to keep order and control in their courtroom, but it seems like we hear of some excessive behavior by judges sometimes. This fits that bill.

He doesn't look too happy...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMaD0OVCUAAHd27.jpg:large

so he slapped his girl lawyer on the ass or his guy lawyer?

I assume that "Adam" is a man's name.


female judge looking for an excuse

2 for 1 he'll be out in 15 days.

And he is a ****ing idiot.

Ya gotta respect the court at all times.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/10/chad-j...ers-ass-court/


judge in a bitch


she was pissed because the people in the courtroom laughed?

Chad Johnson is a ****ing idiot and probably deserves it. But I really ****ing hate how judges can do shit like this just to teach a celebrity some stupid lesson on authority and respect. Complete waste of taxpayer money.

judge made it about her ... not the case. She had already accepted the plea agreement until the courtroom laughed. Then she got up on her soapbox and declared her butthurt for all the world to see.

I'm not a chad johnson fan ... many of these celebs get away with too much shit but this was just petty bullshit.

Either accept the plea or don't ... a buttslap to your own male attorney shouldn't have anything to do with it.

judge made it about her whiny ass self

No the lawyer was butthurt .....

What a ****...

Thirty days in jail? This judge felt like being a bitch, so a man has to spend 30 days in jail. How is that justice?

You've got a husband who allegedly abuses his wife. You've got police handling the situation. You've got a probation officer monitoring the situation. You've got lawyers negotiating. You've got a verdict reached... All of this takes a back seat to a guy smacking his lawyer on the butt in a "good job" gesture.

It's a joke, not justice. We are supposed to be the land of the free, yet we have more people in jail than any country in the world.

omg that judge is plain ol bitch

Oh. Well now that I see it, he CLEARLY deserves jail time.

The bailiff's reaction is great.

Allegedly nothing. He's pretty much admitted to doing it. If he never headbutted her in the first place this wouldn't have happened. Judge was looking to tossing his ass in for that.

Very questionable judicial decision.

That's what pissed the judge off.

Bitches be crazy

Fine...then he got more jail time for swatting his lawyer on the ass than for head-butting his wife.

ROFL what a prick. That was barely a tap and if you weren't looking at Chad you wouldn't even have seen it. Judges have too much power tbh. This has been known for decades.

Here's the whole thing.



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I don't know about that, but American prisons are better than most countries.

Could be worse. He could serve his time in a Iranian prison.

Wow....she needs to be slapped upside the head.

Ocho is dumb as a bag of hammers, no question. But that was not a jailable offense.

Speaking of overreacting...

ok, yeah, she was a bitch. Dude is a football player, he's been doing ass slapps since he was a damn young child.

That bitch needs Pac Man Jones to slap her

Grumpy ****ing **** ain't she?

Bottom line is you're already in court for a probation violation, which you normally do time for anyway.

You better be on your best goddamn behavior.

Chad's just a ****ing clown.

Maybe her strap-on broke the night before

How absurd. Total abuse of power. If he deserves 30 days for what he did then give him 30 days. Instead, she proudly makes known that justice is at her whim.

She's just pissed because people were laughing in her court room. I'm sure she's sensitive about the thing turning into a circus. I've done similar shit in front of the classroom.

"Everybody in the court room was laughing!"

She feels like they're laughing at her, so she freaks.

So did you dish out a 30 day detention?

Yep. Being forcibly sodomized may be a part of your daily routine, but the beds are comfier and the food is better.

So, does anyone besides me think that the judge is kind of hot?

I disrobed her in my mind. Not bad she is a yes.

No kidding.

I feel bad for him. He's a naturally optimistic guy who tries to find humor in situations. That's all he was doing, and in fact that trait probably makes him less of a threat to people than a guy who's all stone-faced.

Did she have a strap-on on?

I'd rather not have a justice system that doesn't have to compare ourselves to Iran in order to look reasonable by comparison.

Do we really need to lock people in cages for this kind of shit? Does this swat make him such a danger to society that he needs to be imprisoned?

It's sad at just how quickly I am losing my faith in my country. I've always defended the US because I honestly believed that, even when we were wrong, we had the best of intentions. I'm not sure this is the case any longer.

You'd have to like being dominated, I bet, but there's fun to be had in that.

F'n democrats

She's in severe need of penis. Reason she's so uptight.

On the contrary Rain Man get her in her chambers and she is the one who wants to be dominated. She just puts on a front in the courts and public. Oh she wants to be spanked and spanked hard.

PIIHB?

FYP

I'd throw one in her. Maybe then shed lighten up a bit.

Could it have been the other times that Chad cut up in her courtroom? Everyone keeps thinking it was just this one incident that set the judge over the edge. If he had been constantly laughing and cutting up and not taking the whole thing seriously, this incident may have been the final straw.

Or is it more fun to just say let's slap the bitch?

That would be a good way to get a gavel up the ass

No, we're talking about banging her now

Ah, interesting point. So it goes back to the old bedroom rule of "see what they do to you, because that's really what they want done to them". Maybe she has a fantasy of being sent to a women's prison and ... [At this point Rain Man drifts off into a daydream.]

Admittedly, this is a possibility. However, he did seem pretty subdued for the first part of that.

"It's not the first time he's behaved that way in my courtroom," she said.

From another article.

You may be on to something.

Can we still fantasize about the judge, or do we have to be serious now?

Unless he was a Saint....then he could do know wrong.....right?

That is absolutely ridiculous. Hopefully she loses her job. Insane.

She didn't throw him in jail for that she did it for his probation violation.

The butt slap made it easier.

She had already accepted the plea deal. Only reason she threw him in jail was because of the butt slap.

LMAO Loses her job?.

Abuse of power?

How?

So judges can go back on their word now? Awesome. Nothing wrong with that. "I accept your plea.....wait no I don't...JAIL TIME!"

Huh?

This isn't school. It's a court of law.

She initially agreed to their agreement. He did something she didn't like. She changed her mind.

She'll probably change it again and let him out in a few days.

He violated his probation. That is usually jail time.

Total BS.