How would you answer this relationship question?
 

A local television station that I like on Facebook has a show on every weekday featuring things of local interests. There is a segment on the show where one of the hosts answers relationship questions (she's trained to do so). Part of this segment includes posing the question on their Facebook page and featuring some of the viewer responses to the question posed on the air. I thought CP answers to this relationship question would be amusing to read.

"I broke up with my first boyfriend over something silly but we got back together a few weeks later. In that time he started seeing someone else, in fact on that same night! We are back together now but I can't seem to get over how heartless he was. Even if our relationship is good now, I just can't seem to forget it. I didn't think he was like that. Should I still stay in this relationship?"

"Only if you agree to keep your dumb f-ing mouth shut from here out."

It all is going to depend on how long they were together in the beginning.

My answer:

You broke up with him over something you admit was silly. How do you think he felt knowing that it only took something silly for you to call it quits? And people of both sexes often have a rebound. It's not like he cheated on you. It sounds like he didn't pass some kind of "will he miss me like I think he should" test. It sounds like it's up to you to get past it and stop playing games if you're going to be happy.

My answer:

Women lack the ability to reason. They are driven by pure emotion, whereas men are driven by instinct that is guided by reason. You thought the breakup was silly, lacking the reason to see that he may use this as a chance to test the waters. He was driven by instinct to test the waters and used reason to do it ASAP,.

Suck it, Bitch!

(not you, Luv, the other Bitch lol)

My answer: He is a Man. Get over it. If you can't, become a Lesbian.

Do you let him pee in your butt?

The answer to that is the answer to all relationship questions.

:LOL:

Or this.

Also, I liked how it was added. ( She is trained to answer relationship questions).

You know how much training is needed for that? I don't know the person I responded to in this specific quote, but this individual gave a perfectly great example. To the point, yet thought out and boom. Perfectly good explanation.

nutshell - don't be so reactive on dumb shit.


dude was probably like 'WTF? you're breaking up with me because of that? Pfff. See ya, dumb bitch. "

I like your answer.

I would use it as a base and then expand upon it.

Now that you know he immediately began seeing someone else, you should consider how vital you are to his happiness. Apparently, you're replaceable. What did he see in this other woman? Did she have some of the same attributes you have? Or was she completely different? If you were him n his situation, would you feel more attracted to this other woman? And if you were you, would you feel attracted to this other woman? If so, perhaps you should consider making yourself more vital to the relationship by offering to participate in a threesome with this woman. Don't look on this as a broken relationship. Look at it as a chance to expand the relationship.

"Grow up, you silly twat."

Answer: He should have stuck with the new one or at least not gone back to the old.

Let me get this straight.....she broke up with him over something that she has deemed "silly"......yet he is the one who is heartless?

I don't know what the host's answer is, or probably even will be. It's on from 4-5pm while I'm at work. The host is the one trained to answer the question (as in education and practice). The question that she will be answering is provided to the public to see how they would answer it.

That was my initial reaction.

well yeah.

Woman: "I don't want to argue about it. Just drop it"
Man : "Ok. I'm going to watch the game"
Woman: "See, you just don't get it. "
Man: "What do you mean? You said you didn't want to argue about it"
Woman: "Nevermind. We never talk anymore"

Brilliant. Rep

That's pretty much it.

Yes she should break up with him. But not because he did anything wrong. It's because she's clearly insecure and likely psycho. Break up with him for his sake. When you boil the bunny of you're next boyfriend your Ex will thank you for breaking up with him.

LMAO

Mine would be the exact opposite.

"You're going to end up in a dramatic trainwreck of a long-term relationship if you're able to keep this thing afloat at all. Your man seems to be looking for excuses to bang other women at this point (and it may well be justified); he sure didn't seem too terribly keeled by the last breakup. You're both wasting each others time at this point; good long-term relationships don't prominently feature breakups over 'silly' events and immediate sack jumping by the other party. Cut bait before you end up getting married "because you're supposed to" and driving down the divorce rate in this country a few months later."

Your answer, with all due respect, is desperate. There are a shitload of people out there and for every one of us there is someone that you can be in a relationship with that doesn't involve breakups over this kind of petty shit. In High School, this stuff is fine, but if you're an adult you're simply prolonging the inevitable.

Move on, try again.

SHE broke up with HIM. You don't get to break up with someone and then get pissed when they get over it quicker than you'd like. If she was over the relationship (and she obviously was seeing as she ended it), then why shouldn't he be over it, too?

Get out now.

Both of them.

Both need to mature.

During the short time he was seeing the new GF, did he ever PIIHB? If so, then you're treading dangerous waters. If not...and you want him to be yours forever...then make sure he PIIYB.

How is he immature in this situation?

If my girlfriend breaks up with me over something silly and completely stupid.....I'm moving on.....it's that simple.

By the way the Shannon chick on KOLR 10 is one fine MILF.

don't break up over silly shit and you won't have this problem

If you break up with something then you should fully expect them to move on immediately. Your pride is hurt, he didn't do anything wrong.

maybe you should rethink the way you handle relationships

Dumb girl expected him to wallow in misery after being dumped for something silly. But he went and cannonballed into a pile of strange within hours. They obviously have drastically different interpretations and expectations for the relationship. She's psychotic and he just wants a warm easy dicksock. Both are probably terrible people.

Answer:

You can stay in this relationship if you want. I doubt he cares, considering he found someone else the very night you broke up with him. He clearly doesn't need you the way you need him. My advice is to make him happy as much as you can, because he obviously has alternatives to you.

Oh, and **** you for breaking up with him and then getting mad about his reaction.

thinking she could go bi so he could have both chicks

Damn, he must have forgot his shirt.

Fact 1: You broke up with him.

Fact 2: He hooked up after you broke up. Since the hook up happened after the break up, it's none of your ****ing business at all.

Should you stay in the restored relationship? No. Get out now. Give the guy the gift of not being "in a relationship" with a self-involved, insecure, controlling asshole.

Good answer, luv.

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What would be an acceptable amount of time for your ex-boyfriend to mourn the loss of your relationship prior to pursuing a new one? The chick is going to be unable to answer that question.

You have to explain this in terms a broad can understand.

Obviously, you must use pictures.

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Bitch, that's just Dane being Dane.

It's her first boyfriend. Is the girl in this question 14?

Can the mods combine this with the Tim Tebow thread?

She broke his heart and he had rebound sex. Normal. She shouldn't have broke up with him over something silly, or expected him to be faithful with someone he was no longer in a relationship with.

Yes but you must let him do anal on you and he must cuddle with you. Also try to do a threesome with the other girl and film it.

Ah yes; the donger theory, answer questions with questions and drive the bitch crazy. That could work.....

I was just looking through the thread to make sure no one else posted this.

Q

man, it seems almost impossible - it's tough to pee when I'm hard, and it's damn near impossible when it's crammed in the sphincter.

Or so's I heard...

What age?

FYP

woman - Why can't you read my mind
man - why would I want to
woman - see, you just don't understand me
man - obviously
woman - I want to break up
man - freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

As fun as that was a catchphrase, the series of eps where he effed up the makeup with not reading that long assed letter was infinitely more funny.

It was 18 pages! FRONT AND BACK!

First, she should never have gone back to someone who was so uninvolved in their relationship that he was chasing tail on the very night of their breakup. However, given that she did go back to him:


She accepted it when she went back to him and the relationship is now a good one. It's a dead issue. She needs to shut the **** up about the past and move forward.