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AphexPhin 06-20-2013 11:38 AM

Anyone else HATE the Midwest?
 
I'm from the Midwest but once I graduated high school I was out of there! I ended up attending Arizona State University and had the time of my life there. Now I live in sunny Scottsdale and haven't looked back. Sure I go back and visit my old friends sometimes but man, I just couldnt live there.

Long ass winters
Driving in the snow...sucks ass.
fat chicks EVERYWHERE
no scenery when driving around (only corn fields)

Shit I could go on and on but I wont rub it in.

Here in Scottsdale/Phoenix, its totally different. TONS of hot chicks. Great weather especially during the fall and winter time. No snow. Nice roads to drive on. And did I mention tons of hot chicks? Lol

Anyways, I'm just thankful I made the right choice by moving out to the Southwest. You just cant beat it.

And before anyone starts bragging about Chicago, let me remind you how rude a lot of people there are, loooong winters, tons of traffic, high cost of living etc etc

Donger 06-20-2013 11:39 AM

You are vacuous.

blaise 06-20-2013 11:40 AM

Ok, this is a fake poster.

Ceej 06-20-2013 11:40 AM

And unemployed it appears.

AphexPhin 06-20-2013 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764697)
You are vacuous.

how so? Cause I have an opinion that you dont approve of ?

Donger 06-20-2013 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9764702)
how so? Cause I have an opinion that you dont approve of ?

Do you know what vacuous means?

AphexPhin 06-20-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764704)
Do you know what vacuous means?

yes
I understand you are saying that I like smarts which isnt true

Donger 06-20-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764700)
Ok, this is a fake poster.

One of the mods said that it is Ruchard Cuckold re-spawned. I don't know if that is accurate or not.

loochy 06-20-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764700)
Ok, this is a fake poster.

yeah, i determined that after today's "is anyone bigger than me?" thread

Donger 06-20-2013 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9764705)
yes
I understand you are saying that I like smarts which isnt true

Want to try that again?

Prison Bitch 06-20-2013 11:43 AM

Phoenix, nice roads? I fell over laughing. Everytime I've gone the traffic was awful. It's an ok place, bit the "chicks" aren't any better. I had a project in Tempe once and the girls were no better than any local college here

AphexPhin 06-20-2013 11:47 AM

Prison Bitch ( awesome name btw) are you for real???? ASU has the hottest coeds in all of America.

Take part in the Undies Run. Holy crap, its fap fap fap time all night with all the hot trim runnning around

Bugeater 06-20-2013 11:47 AM

Please take this idiot's thread starting privileges away.

AphexPhin 06-20-2013 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764708)
Want to try that again?

quit being a dick

And I dont care what you think of my opinion

Dave Lane 06-20-2013 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764700)
Ok, this is a fake poster.

Or Tom Cash.

Same difference really.

Phobia 06-20-2013 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9764720)
Please take this idiot's thread starting privileges away.

Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

Dave Lane 06-20-2013 11:50 AM

Well bye...

Donger 06-20-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764728)
Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

Kill joy.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-20-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764728)
Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

:clap:

cookster50 06-20-2013 11:52 AM

Cool story bro.

blaise 06-20-2013 11:52 AM

Man, he sucked ass.

loochy 06-20-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764728)
Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

this makes up for any unjust bannings you may have done in the past

Phobia 06-20-2013 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764732)
Kill joy.

He wasn't even fun. It's one thing if they offer a little entertainment value. The hung thread had potential. He was going downhill fast.

Donger 06-20-2013 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764740)
He wasn't even fun. It's one thing if they offer a little entertainment value. The hung thread had potential. He was going downhill fast.

Well, yes, panache he didn't have.

Predarat 06-20-2013 12:02 PM

http://returnoftheconservatives.file...5/well_bye.jpg

SAUTO 06-20-2013 12:02 PM

Can we just lose his stupid threads too?
Posted via Mobile Device

BigBeauford 06-20-2013 12:03 PM

His avatar was really creepy.

Predarat 06-20-2013 12:04 PM

Gotta give him credit for the middle two complaints though.

Chief_For_Life58 06-20-2013 12:06 PM

KC>PHX

Chief_For_Life58 06-20-2013 12:11 PM

theres tons of hot chicks in kc..yea theres fatties but theres fatties everywhere...kc gets a bad rep but ive been all over and kc is by far one of the best overall cities in the nation

blaise 06-20-2013 12:12 PM

There's hot chicks in every city. The whole concept that women are hotter in city A vs city B is BS.

Donger 06-20-2013 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764764)
There's hot chicks in every city. The whole concept that women are hotter in city A vs city B is BS.

You do realize that saying something like that is going to bring a certain poster in here like someone mentioning crude oil does me, yes?

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-20-2013 12:14 PM

My sister and BIL moved from Houston to Overland Park about two years ago. They love it.

Donger 06-20-2013 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy Was Offsides (Post 9764768)
My sister and BIL moved from Houston to Overland Park about two years ago. They love it.

Moving from Houston to virtually any other place in the USA would be an upgrade.

Phobia 06-20-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764769)
Moving from Houston to virtually any other place in the USA would be an upgrade.

There is a lot of truth here.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-20-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764769)
Moving from Houston to virtually any other place in the USA would be an upgrade.

True. I don't miss it.

blaise 06-20-2013 12:22 PM

I liked Houston a lot. Was there for 3 years. Liked Johnson County better, but Houston was good.

Phobia 06-20-2013 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764780)
I liked Houston a lot. Was there for 3 years. Liked Johnson County better, but Houston was good.

You must not have had a commute. I didn't mind the heat or Texas. But that's a lot of people crammed into 50 square miles.

Pablo 06-20-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764764)
There's hot chicks in every city. The whole concept that women are hotter in city A vs city B is BS.

I could see the constant nice weather/beach culture of a city like San Diego or Miami causing women in general to take better care of themselves than say a place like Fargo.

I could be wrong.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 06-20-2013 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764780)
I liked Houston a lot. Was there for 3 years. Liked Johnson County better, but Houston was good.

Meh. It's humid and the traffic sucks. Haven't lived any of my adult life there, so who knows.

blaise 06-20-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764781)
You must not have had a commute. I didn't mind the heat or Texas. But that's a lot of people crammed into 50 square miles.

I did, but you're right. It's the worst traffic I've experience and I've lived in Dallas, Atlanta and DC. Every intersection gets gridlocked because everyone runs red lights and gets stuck.
It was so bad that I worked off Allen Parkway and after work I would drive downtown to the line of people waiting for the bus to the Hwy 6/ I-10 park and ride and pick one or two up so I could take the HOV home.
Basically a hitchhiker. Slug line they called it in DC.

Phobia 06-20-2013 12:32 PM

Yuck. Katy freeway was awful. Of course they were all terrible.

tooge 06-20-2013 12:40 PM

Love it here in Missouri. Shitty winters make some great hunting. Wet/Hot springs and summer make for some great gardens. No traffic. Cheap living. Solid values. Nice people. If you are a homo, it's probably not for you though.

Phobia 06-20-2013 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9764803)
Love it here in Missouri. Shitty winters make some great hunting. Wet/Hot springs and summer make for some great gardens. No traffic. Cheap living. Solid values. Nice people. If you are a homo, it's probably not for you though.

Not much good tennis weather.

gblowfish 06-20-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764728)
Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

Thank you.

mr. tegu 06-20-2013 12:56 PM

I love our changing seasons.

tooge 06-20-2013 12:57 PM

Neither Maxim or Collegemagazine.com have ASU or Arizona in the top 10 for hot chicks. Just sayin.

tooge 06-20-2013 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764829)
Not much good tennis weather.

Ironically, there are plenty of hot tennis chicks though

Titty Meat 06-20-2013 01:20 PM

Hate? No but living in the city you realize what a shithole it is.

BigMeatballDave 06-20-2013 01:25 PM

As a driver, I love it.

**** the northeast.

Mav 06-20-2013 01:28 PM

Im sure people who go to FSU, or UofF, or the U, also think their chicks are the best looking. When I would go visit buddies at Clemson, there were tons of hot chicks, when I went and did my campus visit at UNC, there were tons of hot chicks. When we go down to Madison for football, or basketball games, there are tons of hot chicks. Don't get me wrong, there are some beefers, but beauty can be found anywhere. What I have found though, that while I concur, that I would prefer to live somewhere that wasn't as cold as Wisconsin, the summers here are absolutely amazing. just did a 9 mile bike ride with my wife and son. Gorgeous day, no clouds, just enough of wind to suffice. Good for the troll, he enjoys the weather.

Omaha 06-20-2013 02:24 PM

He seemed like a good dude to me.

ToxSocks 06-20-2013 02:29 PM

All the hot chicks from AZ just migrate to San Diego anyway. We're a haven for hot women. Must be the weather.

Molitoth 06-20-2013 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 9764782)
I could see the constant nice weather/beach culture of a city like San Diego or Miami causing women in general to take better care of themselves than say a place like Fargo.

I could be wrong.

You are not wrong. Beach cities will always have a ton more hotties.

seclark 06-20-2013 02:32 PM

shit...if there's a walmart, there's gonna be hot babes.
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ToxSocks 06-20-2013 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9765143)
shit...if there's a walmart, there's gonna be hot babes.
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Actually, all the hot chicks go to Target.

MTG#10 06-20-2013 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9764728)
Just whacked him completely. I did it for the attention, mostly but he was a troll too.

:clap:

HC_Chief 06-20-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9765134)
All the hot chicks from AZ just migrate to San Diego anyway. We're a haven for hot women. Must be the weather.

That, and SD is awesome. ;)

Omaha 06-20-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick91579 (Post 9764907)
Im sure people who go to FSU, or UofF, or the U, also think their chicks are the best looking. When I would go visit buddies at Clemson, there were tons of hot chicks, when I went and did my campus visit at UNC, there were tons of hot chicks. When we go down to Madison for football, or basketball games, there are tons of hot chicks. Don't get me wrong, there are some beefers, but beauty can be found anywhere. What I have found though, that while I concur, that I would prefer to live somewhere that wasn't as cold as Wisconsin, the summers here are absolutely amazing. just did a 9 mile bike ride with my wife and son. Gorgeous day, no clouds, just enough of wind to suffice. Good for the troll, he enjoys the weather.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9765134)
All the hot chicks from AZ just migrate to San Diego anyway. We're a haven for hot women. Must be the weather.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 9765137)
You are not wrong. Beach cities will always have a ton more hotties.


Would you guys please settle this. I've decided I need to move. There are too many Frazod-shaped bitches around here.

BlackHelicopters 06-20-2013 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9765143)
shit...if there's a walmart, there's gonna be hot babes.
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This is true. They ride those electric scooters down the ice cream aisle.

Frosty 06-20-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9765187)
This is true. They ride those electric scooters down the ice cream aisle.

And then park them cross-wise in the aisle

RunKC 06-20-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764764)
There's hot chicks in every city. The whole concept that women are hotter in city A vs city B is BS.

Most hot women tend to live in places like California and Florida where there is nice weather and beaches.

True story bro.

Frosty 06-20-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9765186)
Would you guys please settle this. I've decided I need to move. There are too many Frazod-shaped bitches around here.

The west coast is where's it at


http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1309330974

SDChiefs 06-20-2013 03:01 PM

ive lived in ohio and ive lived in arizona. and i would rather have to live in ohio for a thousand years than live in the shithole waste of space known as arizona for a week. my dads even given up on trying to get me to move to that shitstain.

SDChiefs 06-20-2013 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9764719)
Prison Bitch ( awesome name btw) are you for real???? ASU has the hottest coeds in all of America.

Take part in the Undies Run. Holy crap, its fap fap fap time all night with all the hot trim runnning around

lmao. youve only been to one campus havent you...

jjjayb 06-20-2013 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9764695)
I'm from the Midwest but once I graduated high school I was out of there! I ended up attending Arizona State University and had the time of my life there. Now I live in sunny Scottsdale and haven't looked back. Sure I go back and visit my old friends sometimes but man, I just couldnt live there.

Long ass winters
Driving in the snow...sucks ass.
fat chicks EVERYWHERE
no scenery when driving around (only corn fields)

Shit I could go on and on but I wont rub it in.

Here in Scottsdale/Phoenix, its totally different. TONS of hot chicks. Great weather especially during the fall and winter time. No snow. Nice roads to drive on. And did I mention tons of hot chicks? Lol

Anyways, I'm just thankful I made the right choice by moving out to the Southwest. You just cant beat it.

And before anyone starts bragging about Chicago, let me remind you how rude a lot of people there are, loooong winters, tons of traffic, high cost of living etc etc

Moved here from Arizona. You couldn't pay me to move back to Scottsdale. Have fun in the traffic bud.

BlackHelicopters 06-20-2013 03:10 PM

PF

blaise 06-20-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9765194)
Most hot women tend to live in places like California and Florida where there is nice weather and beaches.

True story bro.

If the pool of hot women in any city isn't big enough for someone to pull then it's their fault, not the city's.

Steron 06-20-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9764697)
You are vacuous.

I admit it. I looked it up.

BlackHelicopters 06-20-2013 03:37 PM

Butt crack sweat

Fish 06-20-2013 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9765194)
Most hot women tend to live in places like California and Florida where there is nice weather and beaches.

True story bro.

Really? You actually think women move to specific locations according to their appearance? That seems silly. I would guess that places with hot weather and beaches have a higher number of women in skimpy clothing. But I really question a geographical location having a direct relationship with female physical attractiveness in any measurable way.

DaneMcCloud 06-20-2013 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9765306)
But I really question a geographical location having a direct relationship with female physical attractiveness in any measurable way.

I don't think there's a direct correlation to attractiveness and location. But I do believe that both men and women are more likely to be fit and healthier in milder climates than harsher climates because it's easier to be outdoors year round to walk, bike, jog, etc.

With that being the case, I can understand why people in milder climates would appear more attractive, as heavier men and women are generally perceived as less attractive due to the excess weight and stigma of being unhealthy.

rico 06-20-2013 04:06 PM

;)

“I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon—they were coming home from high school—but I had no time for thoughts like that…So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.”

- Jack Kerouac "On the Road."

DaneMcCloud 06-20-2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9765345)
;)

“I ate apple pie and ice cream—it was getting better as I got deeper into Iowa, the pie bigger, the ice cream richer. There were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon—they were coming home from high school—but I had no time for thoughts like that…So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.”

- Jack Kerouac "On the Road."

Keep in mind, he was drunk and high the entire time.

;)

rico 06-20-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9765346)
Keep in mind, he was drunk and high the entire time.

;)

:D

Aries Walker 06-20-2013 04:10 PM

You guys would not want to live in Maryland.

Hell, I grew up here and I'm working on moving back to Indiana.

Dayze 06-20-2013 04:15 PM

I'm glad I live in the midwest.

DaneMcCloud 06-20-2013 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9765355)
I'm glad I live in the midwest.

I'm glad you do, too.








:D

FlaChief58 06-20-2013 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9764764)
There's hot chicks in every city.


True but, there are WAY more of them in warm coastal areas






[/QUOTE] The whole concept that women are hotter in city A vs city B is BS. [/QUOTE]

Chiefs cheerleaders.....

Dayze 06-20-2013 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9765362)
I'm glad you do, too.








:D

:$2500:
Bastage.
lol


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