Round 1, Heat 14: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
 

Two of our states had battleships that were sunk at Pearl Harbor, while the third had a battleship that steamed west from Maine and joined the War in the Pacific immediately afterward.

Miss Indiana was launched 16 days before Pearl Harbor, and joined the Pacific fleet immediately afterwards. She fought in numerous battles including Tarawa, Kwajalein, Truk, the Marianas, and the Battle of the Phillipine Sea. She was formally decommissioned in 1947.

Miss Oklahoma was launched in 1916, and rescued Americans from fighting during the Spanish Civil War. Unfortunately, she was struck numerous times at Pearl Harbor and sank with 429 lives lost. She was refloated in 1943 but never saw service again and was sold for scrap in 1946.

Miss California was launched in 1916 and served as the flagship of the Pacific Fleet from 1921 through 1941. She was also sunk at Pearl Harbor, with the loss of 100 lives. She was refloated in 1942, underwent major repairs and upgrades, and went on to fight in numerous Pacific battles such as the Marianas, Guam, Saipan, Tinian, and the invasion of the Philippines. She was hit by a kamikaze at Lingayen Gulf, but survived and assisted in the occupation of Japan. She was decommissioned in 1946 and sold for scrap in 1959.

Miss Indiana http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Xz...jpg_224910.jpg
Miss Oklahoma http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/iaL...jpg_224929.jpg
Miss California http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/_0...jpg_224858.jpg

Not a strong heat

Oklahoma is the winner by several lengths in my book. I can't figure out if California is attractive or unattractive, so I went with Indiana as my second choice.

I predict that California will win this heat in a runaway despite being the least attractive, because her breasts appear to be large.

I find it odd that the California girl is the only non-blonde in this heat.

Oklahoma has wonky eyes and a bad nose job.

There's a lot of crazy in you. She's quite good looking.

Indiana's hips are wonderful. California is awesome top to bottom.

Indiana has a Jew nose and an overbite. I'm not voting for blondes anyway, so my one vote goes to Cali.

She has avoided the question to date. But there's a story there, and I'm determined to find out. I bet it centers around her prom.

CA look like she could wheel out a mean BJ, because if this, she gets my vote.

Holy shit, that would be like Corky from Life Goes On calling someone reeruned.

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How so? I didn't say she was fat.

Man, California just does nothing for me.

Maybe you would be better off if you didn't attempt to critique beauty pageant contestants. I'm not going to be a huge dick and discuss your looks on here.

Oklahoma wins by default. Indiana is prettier than Cali but Cali has the better body.

Honestly, I doubt that any of us has a lot of standing to critique beauty pageant contestants. But that doesn't stop it from being fun.

I'm still curious about luv's anti-blonde policy. Do tell, luv. Did it have something to do with high school gym class? Do you have proof that most of them aren't really blonde?

Okay. I see how it is. Guys who can't dream of being with these women can critique them, but women who can't dream of looking like them can't.

Indiana and California are my picks. I think Oklahoma looks a little lopsided.

Eh. Guys just always seem to prefer blondes. Me not voting for them just evens the odds.



Yes, I know one person's vote isn't going to make a difference. However, I realize that these polls are all in fun. I just wish other people realized that, too.

A guy critiquing a woman's looks doesn't come off as catty and jealous. If you do a poll with shirtless pics of Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt and I post about how Channing's eyes are too close together and Pitt's six pack seems to be fading, feel free to make fun of me.

Nah, that's just one poster being a dick. Critique all you want.

I think this is a better study of how different perspectives (camera angles) could produce very different results. The additional pictures would certainly change my vote in some cases.

Deal. However, this is a football forum, so posting a picture of shirtless guys would be pretty pointless. I'm sorry that you disagree with my opinions and feel the need to point out the fact that I'm nowhere near attractive. It must make you feel so much better about yourself. From now on, I will simply vote and leave the critiquing up to the boys.

Oklahoma looks hot in the catwalk photo. Dat ass!

Also voting for California after considering Bwana's observation.

I'm thinking that if you wanted to even the odds you should vote for the two with the smallest breasts. That's the only possible explanation for some of the voting results, such as California.

I would just like to pint out that, while the term "Jew nose" was probably overstating, saying she has an overbite was just merely pointing out the obvious. :D


EDIT: Holy hell, just noticed that's actually Oklahoma. LMAO

I apologize if what I posted came off as a dick move. Feel free to critique all you want.

I think a little bit of an overbite is cute. Don't know why.

Weak bracket

Indiana and Oklahoma look like the same woman.

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Oklahoma and California get my votes though

You would think with all the choices in California, it would be more quality, not that its bad but not Cali Caliber.

I think that Miss Oklahoma is really quite outstanding

OK & IN. CA is not very attractive.

Too fat?

Frazod has nothing to do with it. I just don't think she's attractive.

I like California but those tits are store-bought.

Okay, closing this one down and the heart of the Midwest is out. No more Indiana, but Oklahoma and California move along apace.