Round 2, Heat 12: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament
 

In the final heat of Round 2, we pit our 50th state against one of our first, and throw in the farthest frontiers of the Northwest Territory for good measure.

Miss Hawaii http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/pd...jpg_224908.jpg
Miss Virginia http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/i1...jpg_224937.jpg
Miss Wisconsin http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zn...jpg_224939.jpg

Tough bracket

Hawaii and Wisconsin.


Hawaii....(insert Lei joke here)

Great heat here. All of them are winners in my book.

There's something about Hawaii that is irresistible. It's intangible, but she get my #1 spot even though she may not be the prettiest on an absolute scale.

I really like Virginia, but Wisconsin has a bit of an exotic flair, and I like her. Plus, she looks friendly. I give Wisconsin my #2 vote.

While she's gorgeous, that means Virginia doesn't get my vote. I feel bad about that, but this is a very competitive heat.

Using my general rule of "tie goes to the boobies" Hawaii gets my vote over Wisconsin.

If we could only put Hawaii's boobs on Wisconsin.

Virginia doesn't really look anything like her heavily 'Shopped glamor photo.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1883.jpg

Hawaii

Without being able to explain it ALL of them have the facial features I'm not at all a fan of.

They aren't ugly, by any stretch of the imagination, but there's some "thing" they all have I don't like.

Voted the "Gaz" option...

Who you find attractive and why is a funny thing if you sit there and think about it. Rarely can I pinpoint exactly why I think someone is attractive. They just "have it" (ignoring obvious things like ta tas, legs, booty, etc).

Exactly...

The funny thing is that I find their facial features quite appealing, perhaps more on average than any other heat so far.

Those are usually my favorites. They aren't even my type, but there's just something that makes them kinda quirky hot.

Same.

I think Wisconsin may just need a doctor referral from Hawaii.

LOL...Wisconsin doesn't even have a lick of titty.

She looks exactly the same. Google other pictures of her if you like. She's the best one in show.

Virginia has some manface that I didn't notice before voting. Please remove one vote from Miss Virginia and add it to Hawaii kthx...

Virginia, easy.

Though I wish she'd smiled in her glamour pic, Virginia has ****ing fantastic curves. My second vote was a tough choice, but I ultimately voted for Wisconsin. She has a wonderful midsection, and I'll bet you that her titties will look nice for decades to come.

In the most brutal slugfest we've seen to date, Wisconsin emerges on the losing end. Off Wisconsin, off Wisconsin! (I hate to see her go.)

Hawaii and Virginia move on.

Good job, men.

Way to get in there and get Virginia through. She was lagging behind in 3rd for the longest time there.

I'm glad those folks that favor the 'exotic' girls didn't screw up this heat. Virginia has one of the best bodies in this competition to date. Being blonde in this heat actually worked against her.

That was an amazing rally by Virginia. She never gave up. She's the Frank Reich of this heat.

Miss Wisconsin is one of those skinny flat girls you mid-westerners seem to like. Like Kristy Tynes before the boob job.


(steps back)

Miss Wisconsin, prettiest face, smallest titehs.