HEY ENGLAND: **** YOU
 

Happy 4th of July, everyone. :thumb:

Stay classy

So does England sit at home and eat a pint of Ben and Jerrys today or what?

Well, Happy Birthday America.

What's all this then?
:cuss:

/Donger

Indeed.

I got one of my wife's teabags and threw it into the sink.

No. They really don't do much, except bitch about the French. Well, in all honesty, they do that every day.

The decline of Western civilization began when the British abandoned the American colonies and permitted them home rule. What what.

Well said! **** england, we kicked their asses and stole their language too.

Meh, that's highly debatable.

And speak it better.

"HEY ENGLAND: **** YOU"

:toast: well stated

The decline of western civilization began when we allowed Western Europe to remain autonomous.

They should have become 51, 52, 53, 54 and 55 or enjoyed the the greatness that was the CCCP...

Down with tyranny!

Shit just got real.

And now you're both being watched by the NSA...

George Washington urinates on your debate.

They are our staunchest ally and a bastion of civilization. Thank God for England, the world would be much worse off without them.

And they own our banking system.

Tricky ****ers that lot...

Thats because they have no choice. They sailed around the globe, got their ass kicked by a bunch of pilgrims, and now have to respect us, because, well, we would kick their ass again.

We don't take the noon hour for tea time bitches.........

And on this day, july 4th, we aren't celebrating what we are today, we are celebrating what we were THEN.........

They do? Good save the queen. At 4 percent interest.

I hear you. My only point is that they are a powerful nation that is always shoulder to shoulder with us in the fight against the shit bird countries of the world. And they can fight.

Save that shit for the other 364 days of the year. Today is **** You Day.

:spock:

That was right after England bombed Pearl Harbor.

LMAO fair enough

England says **** YOU back while they're banks control our economy and politicians.

Its reopened today
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well then you can celebrate cocksmoking the queen of england day

That seems anatomically incongruous.

I told a British guy Happy 4th without thinking about it yesterday.


He called me a "Bloody Traitor" with a smirk on his face. Awesome sense of humor. LMAO

Here's to flouride.

Heh. I actually had a girl in high school ask me if the British celebrated the Fourth of July. She wasn't kidding, either.

Wow.


Did she give birth to this girl?

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Possibly, but yeah, she wasn't very bright. Absolutely gorgeous, but dumb as a stump. She is the one who I convinced that stop signs with the white lines around them were like yield signs. She figured it out after the second ticket.

You were mind-frelling poor souls back then, only to sharpen your craft on CP.


Keep up the good work.

ROFL

As my British friends told me one night while I was drunk standing on a barstool in an English pub in Spain on the 4th of July singing "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood...YES they DO celebrate the 4th.. it's the day they got rid of assholes like me! (I had to concede and buy them a round at that point)

Oh my goodness, oh my dayum. LMAO

I think most of us are just having fun, and definitely understand the importance of our relationship with GB. At least I sure hope they do.

Now that is ****ing funny. I don't care who you are.

Let's get a real slice of Americana in this thread.

British bastards

They lock women and children up in churches and then burn the whole thing down.


God hatin' murderin' scum ... the lot

use your damn imagination son :)

Isn't that from a movie?

Congrats. You probably verified a few of the typical American stereotypes that night.

Good on him. Ugly and proud of it.:p

You teabagged her!

LMAO

Happy 4th. Glad you are one of us.

FYP

Hardly. We speak it better than they ever did.

Thanks, to you and yours as well.

The British are our closest allies. We're all one of us.

The decline of Western Civilization started when we started equating
MONEY TO FREEDOM and LIBERTY; IE GREED=decline.

Ooops forgot, Happy Birthday USA.

Still the greatest.

I could contemplate the meaning of this for hours if I was into smoking weed.


Fill us in on the details, Bump.

Don't create threads like this, our government is busy looking for enemies to blame and bomb for our problems. Look out GB!

Things would finally come full circle.

"Give me control of a nations money and I care not who makes its laws"..?

-George Franklin Churchill.......Jr

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I have proof!!

redcoat bastards

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Of course we do, but it doesn't stop us from making Cell phone commercials with paul revere making a cell phone call that the british are coming, and it shouldn't stop every American from taking pride in what, wasn't even a country yet from accomplishing. I take pride in that. That took a shit ton of guts to do what they did.
why yes, yes it was, it was from the Patriot staring Mel Gipson, Heath Ledger, and one of my favorite BRITISH actors, Jason Isaacs.

Well played sir, well played.

And to who I think it was Donger. Of course I didn't mean actual Pilgrims, but a lot of the small battles that led to victories in the BIGGER battles, were won by farmers, also known as minute men. Who were essentially Pilgrims in the sense of the word. They definitely weren't trained soldiers.....

I didn't think that you were actually referring to the original Pilgrims. You just seemed to be giving the American army complete credit credit for the British giving up.

If so, that's massively historically inaccurate.

For today, F%%% off, England!

Twelve Amazing Facts You Never Knew About The United States of America

1. Helicopters only work when piloted by Americans.

2. America is the third-largest country in the world by population, but the largest by total weight.

3. A little-known clause in the U.S. Constitution guarantees all Americans 15-minute snuff breaks while harvesting.

4. Texas is actually twice as large as it appears on maps.

5. The EPA has fined NASA over $45 million since 1969 for littering the moon.

6. Six of the Seven Fast Food Wonders of the World are located in the U.S.

7. America is the world's leading exporter of idealistic young people who want to change the world, and the world's leading importer of disenchanted expatriates who just want a job and a steady paycheck.

8. Due to a mixup in paperwork in 1959, the state of Alaska was mistakenly labeled Hawaii, and the state of Hawaii was mistakenly labeled Alaska.

9. Only four U.S. presidents have ever eaten at Chick-Fil-A (Clinton, W. Bush, HW Bush, and Chester A. Arthur)

10. No U.S. Senator has ever mown a lawn.

11. The creation of the atomic bomb in 1945 was the result of competing Independence Day shows between the neighboring towns of Alamagordo and Truth or Consequences.

12. New York's Central Park is bigger than every country in Europe except Sweden.

I'll refrain from going historical-preachy all over the thread, and instead just post this.

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Happy Fourth.

Thanks for that gaggle of Englishmen who formed this place. Sorry we've been ****ing it up ever since.

In 1945, that would have been a competition between Alamogordo and Hot Springs. The city was renamed Truth or Consequences in 1950.

Shit just got real.

That's the fact that you disagree with?

LMAO

I didn't know a few of those. Thanks for sharing.

Forward the list to your old HS classmate and let the fun begin!

Every year we play golf on the 4th. Last year we went to the british pub afterwards. Entered singing 'yankee doodle dandy'. Good times.

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Puppy kicking day/Donger

I wish everyone would take this day to make a pledge to vote in new blood in the Congress and Senate. I don't care if you vote in a witch or how it upsets the apple cart. All newbebies.