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RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 07:38 AM

Omaha works at a water park in Missouri?
 
It's one thing to say the curvy ladies we love are too fat but you went too far this time.


Curvy woman asked to leave Missouri waterpark when management deems her swimsuit inappropriate

A curvy woman in Missouri was asked to leave a waterpark if she did not cover up her revealing bikini. The woman, Madelyn Sheaffer, said she was kicked out of Adventure Oasis Water Park in Independence, Mo. on Tuesday.

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...wimsuit-inappr

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 07:42 AM

Actually she's not bad at all. I would.

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 07:44 AM

I will honor your request and let those that are curious go to link. It's not that she was fat it's because they say she revealed too much.

scho63 07-05-2013 07:44 AM

She deserved to be kicked out because of that stupid white trash tattoo across her groin area. WTF was she thinking?

Not sure who told her that would be a good look. :doh!:

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9793458)
She deserved to be kicked out because of that stupid white trash tattoo across her groin area. WTF was she thinking?

Not sure who told her that would be a good look. :doh!:

A little ink is cool but I agree too much is blah. Would keep the lights off I guess:shrug:

Rasputin 07-05-2013 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 9793457)
I will honor your request and let those that are curious go to link. It's not that she was fat it's because they say she revealed too much.


I made that post because I was afraid she was really fat. She wasn't that bad after all.

Dayze 07-05-2013 07:49 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m76imvwHNh...320/Casper.jpg

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9793462)
I made that post because I was afraid she was really fat. She wasn't that bad after all.

Gross to Omaha may be :thumb: to the rest of us. I was expecting a woman of walmart type when I saw the article then was pleasantly surprised.

Dayze 07-05-2013 07:58 AM

I'd hit it; 'dem tittahs would be fun when they're bouncing all over the place.

Fish 07-05-2013 08:29 AM

I take my daughter there all the time. Last time we were there some gigantic mama flopped out her 40lb titties for the world to see. It was horrifying........

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9793487)
I take my daughter there all the time. Last time we were there some gigantic mama flopped out her 40lb titties for the world to see. It was horrifying........

Ever bump into Omaha?

Baby Lee 07-05-2013 08:36 AM

Someone probably saw a clamshell.

Fish 07-05-2013 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 9793495)
Ever bump into Omaha?

Was he wearing this?

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6299/mvw9.jpg

Sully 07-05-2013 09:02 AM

I was there a week ago, and they shut down the whole operation because someone had pooped in one of the pools. Carl Spackler had a busy day.

Omaha 07-05-2013 09:02 AM

It says she recently lost 100 lbs. Holy ****. I think that explains the whale tattoo.

For the record, I would not. However, she probably didn't need to be thrown out. There were probably more unacceptable fatties running around there who needed to be harpooned and shown the door.

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9793526)
It says she recently lost 100 lbs. Holy ****. I think that explains the whale tattoo.

For the record, I would not. However, she probably didn't need to be thrown out. There were probably more unacceptable fatties running around there who needed to be harpooned and shown the door.

Usually people that lose that much weight have stretch marks and stuff and I didn't see that. Glad of you to chime in just thought I'd have a bit of fun at your expense. I knew you are a good sport.

Mr. Laz 07-05-2013 10:57 AM

hot chick wears skimpy bikini = ok
ugly chick wears skimpy bikini = kicked out of pool

handsome guy flatters girl at work = ok
ugly guy flatters girl at work = sexual harassment


human beings are pigs

notorious 07-05-2013 11:15 AM

No ****ing way I would hit that.

Titty Meat 07-05-2013 11:36 AM

Too fat/ omaha

aturnis 07-05-2013 11:44 AM

http://s2.glbimg.com/pWVH_D_Kzx5P4pw...revelador1.jpg

THE HUMANITY!

ThaVirus 07-05-2013 11:46 AM

Can someone post a photo for your boy? On my phone and couldn't see any pics besides a close-up of her face.

ThaVirus 07-05-2013 11:46 AM

Ahh, thank you, aturnis.

Would **** the shit out of dem dere tittahs.

KCUnited 07-05-2013 11:48 AM

She's sucking in that gut. Probably looks like a bowl of spaghetti when she stands up straight and exhales.

jspchief 07-05-2013 12:29 PM

Huge fake tits surrounded by gross. Pass.

Mr. Laz 07-05-2013 12:37 PM

whether she is pretty or not should be completely irrelevant to 'breaking the rules'

so will the park now have a beauty requirements for the park?


You must be 'This tall _______' to ride this roller coaster

you must be 'This hot _______' to wear a bikini at this pool

jspchief 07-05-2013 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9793753)
whether she is pretty or not should be completely irrelevant to 'breaking the rules'

so will the park now have a beauty requirements for the park?


You must be 'This tall _______' to ride this roller coaster

you must be 'This hot _______' to wear a bikini at this pool

I didn't see anything that suggested it had to do with looks. It sounded like the issue was a bathing suit that revealed too much. Specifically, the bottom part.

Chief Roundup 07-05-2013 12:44 PM

Since the problem that was cited was that the bottums to her bikini were "to revealing" I would say that part of the problem would have to be that she was not setting with her legs crossed as in the picture provided by artunis. She was probably showing off her roast beef hoping to get her salad tossed.

VAChief 07-05-2013 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 9793761)
Since the problem that was cited was that the bottums to her bikini were "to revealing" I would say that part of the problem would have to be that she was not setting with her legs crossed as in the picture provided by artunis. She was probably showing off her roast beef hoping to get her salad tossed.

They also asked her to put on a shirt to hide her fun bags. Something doesn't seem right, considering what you see everyday at public pools. In one of the videos she was standing up in her bottoms and they appeared pretty modest as modern day bikinis go, almost retro. Now she is obviously spilling out of her top.

mikey23545 07-05-2013 03:40 PM

Not a ****ing thing wrong with that.

I'm sure you weird ****s that go for the 10 year old boy look were grossed out, and it's hard to explain to you pedo-wanna-bes that women are actually supposed to have curves and tits.

DTHOF 07-05-2013 03:47 PM

Omaha...Omaha

MahiMike 07-05-2013 03:56 PM

Totally acceptable. Tell her to come over to my pool.

threebag 07-05-2013 04:02 PM

She must have been trying to sell her Omaha Steaks.

Psyko Tek 07-05-2013 04:03 PM

thew titty part of the bikini works, but I have never seen the bottoms
or a rearm view if that thing is a thong...

RippedmyFlesh 07-05-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9793957)
Not a ****ing thing wrong with that.

I'm sure you weird ****s that go for the 10 year old boy look were grossed out, and it's hard to explain to you pedo-wanna-bes that women are actually supposed to have curves and tits.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...9ozgJcDETulpno

Simply Red 07-05-2013 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 9793688)

Stork-like - terrible flip-flops - poor complexion. If you look close - you see herpes - are you sure they didn't kick her out because she's tainted w/ disease?

Simply Red 07-05-2013 04:34 PM

oh and her hair is a weird yellow - as if it's a cheap box-kit of hair color that was mis-timed. I'm not a fan, they should have just arrested her.

Fish 07-05-2013 04:39 PM

There's got to be more to the story. I've seen women of all ages, shapes, and sizes there dressed like that and skimpier.

seclark 07-05-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9794011)
oh and her hair is a weird yellow - as if it's a cheap box-kit of hair color that was mis-timed. I'm not a fan, they shoulda arrested her.

you're a tough judge, red.
i don't think she's so bad they should run her ass out of the pool, but i'd probably look the other way when she walked by. i've seen worse looks, a couple worse hair colors, etc.

is that some kinda goiter on her left tit, though?
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Valiant 07-05-2013 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9794016)
There's got to be more to the story. I've seen women of all ages, shapes, and sizes there dressed like that and skimpier.

YEah, either the girl that tossed her out bf/husband was lookign at her..

or the guy that tossed her out was forced to by gf/wife..

Article even stated there were others with the exact style suites..

BigRedChief 07-05-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9793469)
I'd hit it; 'dem tittahs would be fun when they're bouncing all over the place.

She's 40+ lost 100+lbs, She's earned the right to wear that bikini.:thumb:

kysirsoze 07-05-2013 07:48 PM

The real question is what she looks like from behind. That's far more likely where she's revealing too much.

Simply Red 07-05-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9794018)
you're a tough judge, red.
i don't think she's so bad they should run her ass out of the pool, but i'd probably look the other way when she walked by. i've seen worse looks, a couple worse hair colors, etc.

is that some kinda goiter on her left tit, though?
sec

Skin tag, maybe?

No she's ok, i'm just playing around - she's not for me - but i'd probably hit it if I drank one too many 5-hour energy or if I double dosed up on Robitussin, until I was dizzy, or something.

cabletech94 07-05-2013 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9794321)
Skin tag, maybe?

No she's ok, i'm just playing around - she's not for me - but i'd probably hit it if I drank one too many 5-hour energy or if I double dosed up on Robitussin, until I was dizzy, or something.

shadow. light reflection/refraction whatever.

need more data before judgement is made.

quickly, someone post more juggs!!! STAT!!!

CrazyPhuD 07-05-2013 08:58 PM

This is why I always carry a few baby ruths with me to toss into the pool if they try to throw me out of a waterpark!

ghak99 07-05-2013 09:29 PM

I wouldn't hit.

She must have been tanning spread eagle while clapping the meat curtains or something. I see no reason why the suit in the video would have gotten her thrown out.

She should have went straight for the deep end and dumped a big one while Stone Colding security.

listopencil 07-05-2013 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9793957)
Not a ****ing thing wrong with that.

I'm sure you weird ****s that go for the 10 year old boy look were grossed out, and it's hard to explain to you pedo-wanna-bes that women are actually supposed to have curves and tits.

^

Mother****erJones 07-05-2013 10:22 PM

Man, should've sent this huge pregnant bitch that was in a bakini at my community pool there. ROFL talk about nasty

Just Passin' By 07-05-2013 10:44 PM

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dai...heaffer-fb.jpg

Chief Roundup 07-06-2013 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9794018)
you're a tough judge, red.
i don't think she's so bad they should run her ass out of the pool, but i'd probably look the other way when she walked by. i've seen worse looks, a couple worse hair colors, etc.

is that some kinda goiter on her left tit, though?
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9794321)
Skin tag, maybe?

No she's ok, i'm just playing around - she's not for me - but i'd probably hit it if I drank one too many 5-hour energy or if I double dosed up on Robitussin, until I was dizzy, or something.

No there is nothing there other than a shadow of the sunglasses. The temple part of those glasses make the gap as well as the line that makes it look like there is something there.


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