Worst/Best Names In Sports
 

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Here's #14:

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Pelicans

I was talking with a friend about this the other day. he's pretty sport knowledgeable. we were trying to think if any other city ever had a theme among all of their sports teams like Kansas City used to.

Chiefs
Royals
Kings

all leadership kinda thangs.
any other city ever have something akin to this?

Oooohhhhh personal names.



Dick Butkus

Dick Pole

Dick Trickle

can you really beat Long Beach States baseball team?

the Dirt Bags!

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What's wrong with the name Larry Bird?

Personal names bro!!!!


Stay focused

worst may be...

UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

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:doh!:

DAMMIT!

Dexter McCluster

No Dick Curl?

Mike Hunt

Harry Colon

Haywood Jablome

I wondered the same thing.

Harry Dick

Played a total of 12 games for the Blackhawks.

There's not a damn thing wrong with Larry Bird. I would put Rusty Kuntz at number 1 thats just a bad name, period. ROFL

Jack Gaysplooge

Quincy Pondexter might be the least intimidating name ever. nope, wait, I ws wrong - matt cassel

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Ethan bundle of sticksgett

Royals and Chiefs./Thread

Surprised that the name "Guy Whimper", an offensive tackle for the Steelers didn't make the list.

That's a bad name for a Offensive Lineman.

Dusty BonNer

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Meet NHL'er Grant Clitsome.

I stole this from another poster (don't remember who) in the Royals Repository:

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well....Dick Trickle could possibly take #1.
both are pretty ****ed up.

I know it ain't a sports dude....but Englebert Humperdinck is a pretty ****ed up name too.

John Penis

All the Pittsburgh teams are black and gold. More of a color theme I guess.

Steelers
Pirates
Penguins

Excellent service. Quality E Bayer+++++++++++++

Agreed.

Crap Thorpe is on there? Is it because Craphonso is a ridiculous black name?

ROFL

That is perfect. May not see that ever again

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the immortal . . . Hakan Loob.

Dick Trickle (RIP)

always the winner in the best name competition

Terdell Sands sounds like something you'd find in a litter box.

Stu Pidnewb

What about Chinese gymnast Dong Dong?

Former NBA'er Chubby Cox?

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Mack Strong is the best name a football player can have, too bad his middle name is Carlington.

that's 2 dickshots in one thread.
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Jammer is perfect for a CB and I thought Battle was an excellent phatback name.

Al Alburquerque is my favorite baseball name right now. Sounds like a character from a Ring Lardner story.

Former Chiefs FB Mike Cox.

I remember this football card as a kid.
Not a bad name but thought it was different

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This could be a long list for both good and bad.


Good - Short List:

Drew Brees
Len Dawson
Otis Taylor
Curly Culp
Willie Roaf
Rickey Jackson
Archie Manning
Morten Andersen
Richard Petty
Mario Andretti
Earl Campbell
Bum Phillips
Hank Stram
Sean Payton
Vince Lombardi
Bear Bryant
Minnesota Fats
Dick Butkus
Reggie White
Roger Staubach
Bart Star
Terry Bradshaw

Bad - Short List

OJ Simpson
Michael Vick
Bill Romanowski
Tonya Harding
Aaron Hernandez
Ray Lewis
Lawrence Taylor
Chad OH NO Cinco
Cortland Finnegan


I'm sure there's plenty more on both lists
Pac Man Jones

I quit at Phylis Mangina

that family should change the last name

Other classics include Misty Hymen, Fanny Chmelar, Coco Crisp, Magnus ver Magnusson, and Jethro Pugh.

I like Ervin's nickname, Magic. Santana, not Johnson

Lawlz at #16

This list is tainted. How you going to diss Larry Bird and not even touch the infamous Dick Curl.

I understand that Dick Trickle was in there and that maybe they didn't want too many Dick jokes but seriously, if you think something is unfunny with a dick joke then you need therapy anyway.

Dick Suckare

Vagina Eatre

I think Rusty Kuntz should open up a self-named specialty restaurant that is like Hooters but with old women as scantily-clad waitresses. He could go after the senior male clientele.

Edward Buttface

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Mike Litoris

Ima Hogg

Lin Elliot

Ban