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J Diddy 07-15-2013 07:32 PM

****
 
the world

In58men 07-15-2013 07:34 PM

/trayvonshomeboys

notorious 07-15-2013 07:34 PM

Bad Day?

jspchief 07-15-2013 07:34 PM

**** yes

Ceej 07-15-2013 07:35 PM

Quality.

BlackHelicopters 07-15-2013 07:51 PM

Butt Crack Sweat

cosmo20002 07-15-2013 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814200)
the world

Could you be more specific?

Buehler445 07-15-2013 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9814206)
**** yes

Sorry man. Hopefully it is frustration problems not health problems.

FWIW I made an official **** Mondays thread a few years back, so technically, Q :)

SPchief 07-15-2013 07:59 PM

Then the midgets

Ace Gunner 07-15-2013 08:03 PM

branden albert threads blow

mlyonsd 07-15-2013 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9814246)
Could you be more specific?

I take it the rest of the universe shouldn't be ****ed.

mlyonsd 07-15-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814200)
the world

Now that I noticed this is a birthday thread, and this is my wife's birthday, and she married me, is there something you and her aren't telling me?

Bwana 07-15-2013 08:11 PM

What in the hell is going on here?

Mr. Flopnuts 07-15-2013 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9814285)
What in the hell is going on here?

Old Crow and Domino's pizza.

Bwana 07-15-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9814293)
Old Crow and Domino's pizza.

LMAO
http://www.surfnsandliquors.com/webart/products/75.jpg


That would sure as hell explain it!

Rep

Discuss Thrower 07-15-2013 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814200)
the world

Get out of Joplin

Raiderhater 07-15-2013 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 9814271)
I take it the rest of the universe shouldn't be ****ed.

Heh

Psyko Tek 07-15-2013 08:43 PM

sorry. the world says bring it \
and don't cum to fast

TLO 07-15-2013 08:47 PM

****

ptlyon 07-15-2013 08:58 PM

:fart:

ptlyon 07-15-2013 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9814293)
Old Crow and Domino's pizza.

Bfast of champions!

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-15-2013 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814200)
the world

Can I please here some more from you about how shitty my threads are? Thanks!

LiveSteam 07-15-2013 09:42 PM

ME!

J Diddy 07-15-2013 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9814396)
Bfast of champions!

tard
Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9814393)
:fart:

Worse
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9814365)
****

Good addition.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9814358)
sorry. the world says bring it \
and don't cum to fast

I'm like a porn star with the meds I'm on. My cock is chaffed before my balls know what to do
Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9814335)
Heh

Hey you, Jelloshots?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9814319)
Get out of Joplin

I'm not in Joplin.
Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9814246)
Could you be more specific?

How can one be more specific? The world **** it. Liberal shit.
Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9814241)
Butt Crack Sweat

You're a flaming dumb****.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 9814257)
Sorry man. Hopefully it is frustration problems not health problems.

FWIW I made an official **** Mondays thread a few years back, so technically, Q :)

I've never been more depressed in my life today.
Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9814260)
Then the midgets

I tossed them.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9814267)
branden albert threads blow

I hate you because you know who blows.
Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 9814279)
Now that I noticed this is a birthday thread, and this is my wife's birthday, and she married me, is there something you and her aren't telling me?

Yep. Tell your wife happy birthday. I hope you made sure she had a great time.
Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 9814271)
I take it the rest of the universe shouldn't be ****ed.

Astute observation. I'll leave the rest up to you.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9814293)
Old Crow and Domino's pizza.

Yep. A dying breed.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9814285)
What in the hell is going on here?

Not a good day.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9814295)
LMAO
http://www.surfnsandliquors.com/webart/products/75.jpg


That would sure as hell explain it!

Rep

Yeah. However it would hurt in the morn.
Quote:

Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9814210)
Quality.

You lack the mental capacity to understand quality.
Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 9814206)
**** yes

agreed
Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9814205)
Bad Day?

yes
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9814204)
/trayvonshomeboys

no reerun

J Diddy 07-15-2013 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9814473)
Can I please here some more from you about how shitty my threads are? Thanks!

No problem. I've coined a new name. Lil stupid****ingignorantdumbshitone who sucks the peniswhorebitch


I think I'll start a thread and I'm sure it will catch on.

jspchief 07-15-2013 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814478)
I've never been more depressed in my life today.

Hey man, focus on the silver linings and power through it.

Life sucks a lot, but its better than the alternative.

ptlyon 07-15-2013 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814478)
tard

Worse

Good addition.

I'm like a porn star with the meds I'm on. My cock is chaffed before my balls know what to do

Hey you, Jelloshots?

I'm not in Joplin.

How can one be more specific? The world **** it. Liberal shit.

You're a flaming dumb****.

I've never been more depressed in my life today.

I tossed them.

I hate you because you know who blows.

Yep. Tell your wife happy birthday. I hope you made sure she had a great time.

Astute observation. I'll leave the rest up to you.

Yep. A dying breed.

Not a good day.

Yeah. However it would hurt in the morn.

You lack the mental capacity to understand quality.

agreed

yes


no reerun

BOOOOOOO

J Diddy 07-15-2013 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9814489)
BOOOOOOO

I agree.

J Diddy 07-15-2013 10:18 PM

I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

notorious 07-15-2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814483)
No problem. I've coined a new name. Lil stupid****ingignorantdumbshitone who sucks the peniswhorebitch

It does have a nice ring to it.


I have used similar phrases while watching our team play the last 19 seasons.

Ming the Merciless 07-15-2013 10:27 PM

we love u brohammer

cabletech94 07-15-2013 10:55 PM

she may have been an 8, but her brain was a minus 6.

sorry dude.

bitches get stitches.

(and no, i don't mean yours!!!)

Chiefshrink 07-15-2013 11:58 PM

Here, maybe Uncle Ted can make your day.

http://rare.us/story/nugent-zimmerma...-self-defense/

Raiderhater 07-16-2013 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814478)
Hey you, Jelloshots?


I'm down.

Ace Gunner 07-16-2013 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

well sheeit :(

Donger 07-16-2013 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

Well, you probably shouldn't have said, "LICK THE SCAR, WHHHOOOOORRREEEE!!!"

Presuming you did, of course.

TLO 07-16-2013 08:19 AM

Should have kept the lights off

Discuss Thrower 07-16-2013 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

Man.... **** that bitch.

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS / LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK

Buehler445 07-16-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9814524)
I actually had a girl profess her love to me (solid 8) tell me how happy I make her. We start to get naked, I take off my shirt, she sees my chest(knowing about the surgery beforehand) and runs off like a scared rabbit.

**** bitches.

If that's all it took to run her off she can pound sand anyway. That's her problem not yours.

ptlyon 07-16-2013 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9814912)
Should have kept the lights off

Then how do you see the money shot?

BigCatDaddy 07-16-2013 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9815307)
Then how do you see the money shot?

Hidden night vision cameras. You can enjoy the shit flying through the air onto her face in slow motion that way.


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