***KC Royals vs Baltimore Orioles- July 25th, 2013***
 

I get married, have sex for the first time and the Royals win my first game back from vacation! What could be better? How about two wins in a row against Baltimore, which should rank high on your list of shittiest cities in America. I mean, have you seen The Wire? They made a whole TV show about the shittiness of that city.

Starting Pitchers
Baltimore: Gonzalez (8-3, 3.34 ERA)
Kansas City: Guthrie (9-7, 4.41 ERA)

Baltimore
1.N. McLouth, LF
2.M. Machado, 3B
3.N. Markakis, RF
4.A. Jones, CF
5.C. Davis, 1B
6.M. Wieters, C
7.J. Hardy, SS
8.H. Urrutia, DH
9.B. Roberts, 2B


Kansas City
1 A. Gordon, LF
2 E. Hosmer, 1B
3 B. Butler, DH
4 S. Perez, C
5 D. Lough, RF
6 M. Moustakas, 3B
7 A. Escobar, SS
8 C. Getz, 2B
9 J. Dyson, CF

Getz should get benched for a week for him taking an easy grounder up his ass last night. Dyson in center for Cain.

[QUOTE=lewdog;9834171]I get married, have sex for the first time

I call your bluff on the latter, but if your forealz then GIGGITY!

I was thinking that (#1) everyone is familiar with my posting style and knew it was a joke or (#2) everyone thinks I am just that big of a douche.

Douche is probably right.

Getz pretty much represents everything that I hate about DM.

JINX.

I'm an O's fan and am tired of you guys playing better ball. Here's for the split.

IN FTL GO ARIELS

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First game without Brett as hitting coach. Now we can unleash the offense?

Guts going to shit all over his old team tonight!

Go Royals!

My life is not complete until I see another Getz home run.

I hope to live long enough to see the great hoss yoink one again.

I didn't hear exactly what Hud said.. but it sure sounded something like "this could be Alex's last game in LF". WTF is he talking about? Or did I hear something wrong?

1-0 Royals

Billay needs to hit the oxygen tank.

Dlough is money

2-0 Royals

A lead for Guthrie

Tough 2-2 call.

Hud jizzing over a lineup filled with speed.

:facepalm:

"Lead-off walks always score."

Every manager since the beginning of time. Hate, hate, hate, lead-off walks.

I'm watching the O's broadcast. Love Gary Thorne's broadcasts. Reminds me of the old days of the NHL on ESPN.

They're giving props to how good Kauffman stadium looks.

Other side is doing the same thing.

In for the win. What did I miss?

RBIs for Salvy and Lough.

About the Royals lineup?

Mucho thanks

How the hell did he catch that?

Come on JGuts!

GREAT catch

Good job Guts!

Nice!

Royals dominating now that the loser hitting coach is gone.

Hot hand!

Sweet

That will work

A sac fly? Ned's gonna be pissed!

OK with that. Shit happens.

That doesn't happen very often

that' what speed do?




:D

Brett lasted a month

Two months

Almost 2 actually

Keep them in the park JGuts

Nice DP to end the inning.

HOT HAND!

The funny thing is that it's clearly an executive decision for Hud to say something ****ing stupid before each break.

Why? Who in the **** thought, "This is great!"?

Why'd he decide not to continue as hitting coach?

7 pitches in that inning?

Turrible.

Missed too many happy hours

Hud slurping Brett's special sauce.

Obligatory, shut up Hud

JGuts!

Guts rolling.

Hi Jan!

:)

Damn

Jan needs some special sauce

Moose with 19 RBIs.

Jesus, I didn't think an almost everyday player could be sitting that low.

Moose is a lazy ass. Looks out of shape.

First pitch hitting?

moose took one for team

Nice barehand grab by Getz.

These game threads are getting depressing, even when we are winning.

Uh oh Dlough...

Awful attempt.

I'm enjoying myself quite a bit.

lough ****ed up


our outfielders make a lot of plays ... bound to happen eventually


good learning experience for the n00b

Poopie butt.

welp



crap

did he short hop that?

Ummm not really sure about that one.

Gold Glover - Alex Gordan ladies and gents

Baseball gods looking down on David Lough tonight.

Hey it was called an out so I'm calling it a catch. :D

Looked like it to me, but I need to see another replay or 2.

how's that ... that guy already scored he made the error on

The old trap baby! Nice play.

hit the ground



but we'll take it :)

That hit the ****ing ground Hud. STFU

Redeem yourself on that caught stealing.

Alex!

done