What a great morning
 

My boss came up to me this morning and wanted to know if I wanted to become a foreman. It took me off guard, but I gladly accepted. It's a great pay raise and a company truck to take home. They're going to evaluate me for 2-3 weeks and let me know my final pay. ****ing stoked.

A few beers are in the works for a celebration.

Congrats! Big news for you. Hope all goes well in the evaluation stage....

But other than that it's still Monday, so STFU.

Woot! Rep for celebration

Awesome!

What color is the truck?

Chewy sirloins abound!

Congrats, though.

No better way to celebrate career advancement than by encouraging alcoholism

Be nice, dude; there's no way he'd be able to maintain his figure without at least a few beers a day.

Congrats.

Awesome! You get a new truck to back up into someone with while you are high.

I'm a busy man. Have we found out what color the truck is yet?

I'd be wondering why there was suddenly an opening.... did the last foreman suddenly go missing?!

Now you get to boss other guys around. Cool.

Apricot.

Congratulations, Inmem!

Tomorrow you'll be demoted for coming to work late and hungover.

Congrats

Sounds like you earned it. Congrats.

well done -- I shall toast your success

Congrats Cpt. Kern! No more backing up into cars while stoned plz...

Big ups, dude. That's not an easy gig to get. My cousin is the foreman for an electric company and it took him some time. Congratulations! Enjoy a barley pop or 12 from me!

congrats my sexy Kern County neighbor to the east

well deserved

If you seize the opportunity and work hard and make your bosses look good, I could see you getting promoted to fiveman someday, or maybe even as high as sixman.

Congrats. Hookers and blow for all.

Does it have backup cameras so you don't run into shit again?

ROFL @ the backing up jokes. You guys don't forget shit lol.



The truck is going to be white and I'm home now feeling like a champ.

Congrats, dude. You must work hard and make things easy for the bosses.

Social media post. I suppose that you could refer to this place as social media. Your boss may look at this to check for your "too public" reaction to your good fortune. I suggest that you re-post that you are heading to your chosen center of worship to thank God for the benevolence of your boss. I don't mean to be too presumptive but am just looking out for my "bros" in this forum. I almost feel as though I am one of you folks!

Dude, that's awesome. Good job, bro.

go take a break in the air conditioning on me...

congrats!

With 240 posts, you are one of us folks, and that's not intended as an insult.

Fire anybody yet?

Congrats Dude.

Pics of your truck, please.

Fuggin' truck better have a stereo or no deal!

Wow, what great news! Congrats.

ROFL ROFL ROFL